halo all,
juz to share some cat humour
You know you're a cat lover when:
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you let your white cat sit on your lap when wearing black trousers at lunchtime. Then spend just as long getting the white hairs of ya
trousers before going back to work.
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Or after visiting a cat owner, you can remember the cat's name, but not the owners.
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Or, when you visit a cat owner, you spend more time with the cat(s) than with the human(s).
And you know they're real cat-lovers too - when they don't mind!!
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When, on a Saturday night, you drag yourself into the all-night supermarket in your track pants and slippers, and get (in this order): 2 cans of premium cat food, 1 box of premium dry biscuits, 1 packet of kitty treats, 1 carton of lactose free milk, yet another bag of cat-nip mousies, and a good microwaveable dinner.
When the total comes to more than you expect, you trade the dinner in for a noodles-in-a-cup rather than getting the cheaper brand of cat-food or ditching the treats/mousies/milk.
And then you smile pathetically at the operator, trying to convince them that you really do have a life, honest, and that you really aren't under the cats complete and total control.
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when you sleep falling off the edge of your double bed.
when you find yourself aching after spending the night sleeping on your back while your cats spend their night curled up in blissful
ignorance of the fact that they are pressing your aorta against your spine.
when you cook up two expensive fillets of fish, even though you personally feel ill having to cut them up into small enough pieces...
when you apologise for moving in the middle of the night, upsetting the poor cat who has been using your neck as a cushion.
when you move back into the uncomfortable position which allows your kitty cat to use your neck as a cushion, based on the argument that
he/she growled at you in a hurt tone of growly sounds.
when your kitty cat eats prime cuts and you settle for baked beans on toast.
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When you have to get up in the night, and you go through all sorts of contortions to do it without disturbing the cat curled up next to you - who usually jumps off the bed about the time you stand up.
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When you nearly bite the head off your FH when he gently tries to wake you at 9am on a Saturday, but will voluntarily get out of bed at 6am to feed the meowing hoards without as much as a second thought.
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When you come home you greet the cat(s) and *then* kiss the FH.
(cats sulk better, but react more favourably to food bribes than FH)
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When you have more photos of your cats than you do of your FH ....
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You know your a cat lover when you purposely leave plastic bags and cardboard boxes on the floor (obstacle course for you) just so that your can see that happy, half-closed, purring,
contented look from your babies when they lay on them.
Also, you know you are a cat lover when your FH starts bitching about the mess and you get into a fight with him defending the cats' rights.
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Kitty Litter News
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10.They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats