(2005) Brides of year 2005
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hehhee.. All.. I got my new phone from lucky plaza, the messaging service is not changed to local since the phone I bought is still import based. I need to change the messaging svs to Singapore lor.. so have to head down to nokia centre to config it.
haha Daphne.. if guys are busy they anything also accept
haha Daphne.. if guys are busy they anything also accept
newbbi, i don't have the contact anymore. yes, i paid the deposit first and cos i have a friend in bkk so i got him to liase with the wholesaler directly and then i got another friend who is there for biz trip to carry it back for me. but not sure if the seller still at the mkt or not cos they always change stores on a monthly basis.
One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left .
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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WOMEN BEHIND MEN ( Humor )
A reporter who did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan,
several years before the Afghan conflict noted then that women
customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still
walk behind their husbands.
She approached one of the Afghan women and asked:
" Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once
tried so desperately to change ? "
The woman looked her in the eyes and without hesitation, said:
" Landmines ! "
"The Husband will get it first"
Moral of the story : Behind every man is a damn smart woman !
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left .
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
_
WOMEN BEHIND MEN ( Humor )
A reporter who did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan,
several years before the Afghan conflict noted then that women
customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still
walk behind their husbands.
She approached one of the Afghan women and asked:
" Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once
tried so desperately to change ? "
The woman looked her in the eyes and without hesitation, said:
" Landmines ! "
"The Husband will get it first"
Moral of the story : Behind every man is a damn smart woman !
janf
Yes...we managed to find a lot in LIDO, 1st time park there ya...usually in orchard, he like to park in kent hill..but that day, was really in rush of time...
Ting,
Ya...i finished my work... exactly at 9pm lei... kee kee ...we reached home abt 1am...cos went for supper ..we watch the movie without dinner, kee kee
SDL
Chow ruan Fatt confirmed is acting in Pirates and The carribean Part III, i read the articles on ytday shin ming newspaper... kee kee
Yes...we managed to find a lot in LIDO, 1st time park there ya...usually in orchard, he like to park in kent hill..but that day, was really in rush of time...
Ting,
Ya...i finished my work... exactly at 9pm lei... kee kee ...we reached home abt 1am...cos went for supper ..we watch the movie without dinner, kee kee
SDL
Chow ruan Fatt confirmed is acting in Pirates and The carribean Part III, i read the articles on ytday shin ming newspaper... kee kee
