Laws of work
- A pat on the back is only a few cm from a kick in the pants
- Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- Never ask 2 qns in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in and say nothing about the other.
- To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would have been done.
- Anyone can do any amt of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
- You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
- Machinese that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
- Success is a matter of luck, just ask any failure.