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green_tranquility
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Woman's language
She asks: "How do I look in this dress?"
She means: "Did I gain weight?"
She asks: "Do I excite you?"
She means: "Are you still attracted to me?"
She says: "Tell me your fantasies."
She means: "Tell me what you'll do to me , not Monica Bellucci or Charisma Carpenter."
She does: Covers herself in bed from chin to toe, with a devious smile.
She wants: Sex, and is definitely up for it . Don't let her down!
She says: Anything with the words "mother," "work" or "hair."
She means: Not tonight honey.
She says: "I feel sick."
You think: "Baby on the way! I knew I should have used protection."
She means: "Please do not go out with the guys tonight."
She says: "No!"
She means: "No!"
She says: "I'm so tired!"
She means: "Please pick me up from work."
She says: "It's not you."
She means: "It's you."
She says: "It's not us."
She means: "It's us."
The next time you hear your lady utter any of these phrases, you'll know exactly what she really wants and means. You can either play dumb, or be slick and go along with it.
If you go along, make sure you make it known to her that yes, you will follow through on her request. However, now she's trapped because once you perform the favor, you expect one in return. Of course, you can always use your imagination.
She asks: "How do I look in this dress?"
She means: "Did I gain weight?"
She asks: "Do I excite you?"
She means: "Are you still attracted to me?"
She says: "Tell me your fantasies."
She means: "Tell me what you'll do to me , not Monica Bellucci or Charisma Carpenter."
She does: Covers herself in bed from chin to toe, with a devious smile.
She wants: Sex, and is definitely up for it . Don't let her down!
She says: Anything with the words "mother," "work" or "hair."
She means: Not tonight honey.
She says: "I feel sick."
You think: "Baby on the way! I knew I should have used protection."
She means: "Please do not go out with the guys tonight."
She says: "No!"
She means: "No!"
She says: "I'm so tired!"
She means: "Please pick me up from work."
She says: "It's not you."
She means: "It's you."
She says: "It's not us."
She means: "It's us."
The next time you hear your lady utter any of these phrases, you'll know exactly what she really wants and means. You can either play dumb, or be slick and go along with it.
If you go along, make sure you make it known to her that yes, you will follow through on her request. However, now she's trapped because once you perform the favor, you expect one in return. Of course, you can always use your imagination.
green_tranquility
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Why force the poor orang utans to ride on Singapore Flyer? I find it funny and pity the animals. They can have fear of height leh.
sgbabydoll
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Just because Orang Utans live on trees does not mean they will appreciate such great heights that the Singapore Flyer scales...
Mayi, teach me how to get an ice-cream van, ambulance or caravan leh...
Mayi, teach me how to get an ice-cream van, ambulance or caravan leh...
sgbabydoll
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My car earned me $5,188 at Sunboi's Street when the parking lot changed colour...luckily I spotted it early, or else will kenna a parking ticket from him. Feeling so triumphant now haha
green_tranquility
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Mayi,
The game look very interesting, even got ice cream truck haha
The game look very interesting, even got ice cream truck haha
green_tranquility
New Member
Vios,
Haha u can join in the fun by joining Face Book
Haha u can join in the fun by joining Face Book
green_tranquility
New Member
My brother's grad ceremony is next mth. NTU only issues 2 tickets to every student. My 2 sisters and mum are thinking of attending it despite of 1 ticket short. I'm not NTU grad so I dunno. Hehe anyone got chased out before?
1 sibling graduating and 1 sibling enrolling LOL. Time flies so fast man! Years back, I was "dragged" into grad hall by my friends cos I was too lazy to attend it initially.
1 sibling graduating and 1 sibling enrolling LOL. Time flies so fast man! Years back, I was "dragged" into grad hall by my friends cos I was too lazy to attend it initially.
sgbabydoll
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Thanks, Mayi, for the info. I think I can only qualify to buy new cars after hitting $1 mil. I am less than half a mil now, and Dragon is higher ranked than me now :'(
sgbabydoll
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But no thrills leh like this...The thrills comes from a chance of being caught and ticketed mah lol
O, I finally issued a parking ticket to Sunboi! So difficult to catch him redhanded. So happy now lol
O, I finally issued a parking ticket to Sunboi! So difficult to catch him redhanded. So happy now lol
sgbabydoll
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That's cruel hor...I will leave him alone hehe
dragonfruit
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Wah Mayi, you expose me ah...lol.
Doll, with your assurance, I shall park more cars in your street...lol
Doll, with your assurance, I shall park more cars in your street...lol
dragonfruit
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Perhaps they can develop a Singapore version of Parking Wars where we can buy SBS buses and ticket other people for not paying ERP...lol.
sgbabydoll
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Dragon, I know at times u park all five cars in my street leh
dead_heart
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hello chatters
rin, how are you?
rin, how are you?
green_tranquility
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U all are tempting me to join Face Book 
I should play the game cos I'm awake all the time haha. Yest I was awaken by strange noises at 2am.
How do I earn $$ at wee hours? Park at all your roads?
I should play the game cos I'm awake all the time haha. Yest I was awaken by strange noises at 2am.
How do I earn $$ at wee hours? Park at all your roads?
dead_heart
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rin,
i bought from NTUC instead. So far oni the muffins are sucessful... the worst is the cookies, which even my boi rejected
i bought from NTUC instead. So far oni the muffins are sucessful... the worst is the cookies, which even my boi rejected
dead_heart
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cuc, i've been abit 'crazy' over baking recently. started on muffins and cookies oni. am thinking of attending baking course leh... else, u want to teach me? haha
dead_heart
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hello mayi
now seems like most chatters are very interested in games.
now seems like most chatters are very interested in games.
mamaheart.. cuclainne is a pro in baking i think... maybe can organise a mini baking outing to cuclainne's place and soon bian visit her baby... hee hee...
oh ya people.. btw... for next outing hor.. if u wana come just say yes, if not free just say no like everyone else here do.. dun ai mai ai mai machiam some big shot den when ppl ask and you say duno lei.. see how or see first... dun expect anyone to 'po-lo-so' and persude u to attend... den still expect people to keep sms-ing and update u on the venue + time when you give some big shot attitude... then at last min if u decide to attend, pls sms someone for updates on time and venue... cos nobody will keep sms-ing u the whole night asking if u are coming at the last minute... duh!
oh ya people.. btw... for next outing hor.. if u wana come just say yes, if not free just say no like everyone else here do.. dun ai mai ai mai machiam some big shot den when ppl ask and you say duno lei.. see how or see first... dun expect anyone to 'po-lo-so' and persude u to attend... den still expect people to keep sms-ing and update u on the venue + time when you give some big shot attitude... then at last min if u decide to attend, pls sms someone for updates on time and venue... cos nobody will keep sms-ing u the whole night asking if u are coming at the last minute... duh!
dogtag73
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Mayi this sat i got no wedding dinner liaoz, we can start earlier and please, no more old chang kee food before or during mahjong, the tiles feel so oily n sticky...Eeeeeee must ask ibi to clean the tiles...if not this weekend my house mj!!! one week yishun one week bedok...fair bo?
sgbabydoll
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Mayi, for Xin Wang dinner outing this Sunday hor, the regular Chatters would be there, except Heart and Yoyo who have RSVPed that they can't make it. That reminds me that I need to make reservation! We may need to split up in two tables leh.
As for mahjong, playing which day?
Sorry leh about last week and last last week. Last minute jio very difficult because got things to do mah. Last last week I had to get my car battery replaced, wash car and work from home too. Last week, it was my nephew's birthday party mah. Pai-seh!
As for mahjong, playing which day?
Sorry leh about last week and last last week. Last minute jio very difficult because got things to do mah. Last last week I had to get my car battery replaced, wash car and work from home too. Last week, it was my nephew's birthday party mah. Pai-seh!
sgbabydoll
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I go ask my "boss" first ok hehe.
If Green joins Parking Wars we sure lose out to her as you never know when she will catch you. She seems to be awake and online all the time haha.
If Green joins Parking Wars we sure lose out to her as you never know when she will catch you. She seems to be awake and online all the time haha.
sgbabydoll
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Roger, Meng.
Mayi, I can't make it on Saturday cos my "boss" and I got somewhere to go. Sorry.
Mayi, I can't make it on Saturday cos my "boss" and I got somewhere to go. Sorry.