okay, my turn to put some jokes to spur us on..
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry what is your problem?”. Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!”. The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The treacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3? Harry: 9
Principal: What is 6 x 6? Harry: 36
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think Harry can go to the third grade”.
The teacher says to the principal, “Hold on, let me ask some questions?” The principal and Harry agree.
The Teacher asks, “What does a cow has four of that I have only two of?”
Harry, “LEGS”
Teacher: “What is in your pants that you have but I don’t have?”
The Principal starts sweating.
Harry, “POCKETS.”
Now no reactions or special face symbols dot Harry’s face. He remains absolutely cool.
Teacher: What starts with a C & ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contain thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
The Principal’s eyes open really wide, Harry was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?
Harry: Bubblegum.
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog on three legs?
Harry: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, answer me.
Harry (unfenced): Shoot
Teacher: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Harry: TENT
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal gets restless and a bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I am not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Harry: NOSE
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: Arrow
The principal breathing a sigh of relief and shouted at the teacher, “put Harry in the 5th grade, I missed the last ten questions myself.”
