Any Clubbers Out There?

[babu]

skylar,
u 1st time so late still posting huh?? sibei bo liao izzit?

 

[dottyback]

hahaha onzz u sure he gd enuf? honestly i tink all the men i saw there except 4 my mauritian fren r hedious ahhaha

skylar xie xie lehh i really hope it will work coz i oso nv use b4...my gf say it works 4 her

 

[peeper]

skylar... its boon pi pi!! not *poo* pi pi... LOL

 

[bread]

onzz, u very bad leh.... stil pray for ur friend... we WOMAN also wan slim slim mah.... but u noe lah, once pregnant hormone will change mah.... r u intend to have BB.... if yes, i start to pray for u..... hahahahaha

 

[onzz]

bread,

thanks for praying for me, pray for me that my wife wanna be a mother b4 hitting "expiry date"... at the moment her stand is NO b'coz she said i waited too long n she too old n tired liao...

hormone change true, but 80kg is a bit "kua zhang" rite? anyway, most of the women i see after giving birth oni got 1 visible change, ie bigger boobs... kekeke

 

[bread]

onzz, actually not kua zhang lah.... i got a friend she use to be "S" size, after birth now she b coming "XL" soon...... u c.... we WOMAN so "wei da".....

 

[skylar]

Babu….

nabz u… so early come in say me liao ah… no lah… me reading emails mah… see I so late still miss u leh… hahaha… so come in kaypoh kaypoh lor… kekeke…

No-time,
u very bad leh…. Correct my hokkien spelling… kekeke… ya hor, realized its poon lor.. Not boon lah… lol…. Shi fu chuo le… hahaha….


Onzz…

wat!! U mean u only realized the bigger boobs lah… kns u!!! Of coz wat.. Fuller blossom lor… but if really 80kg then really kua zhang lah… but then hor.. Think of how great women are lor ya! Dun play play ah…. Ur wife stand is still NO ah? Must be u lah... wanna wait wait until now rite? see lah... itchy ka chng lah... now ur wife old liao ah? but hor, for old woman to give birth very hard leh... tough for her lor...

*saying saying tears drop… realized me also bu nian qing leh….. Run away….*

 

[babu]

skylar,
don run come back!! *crying and chasing skylar* me too!!! let's hug together and cry!! wa wa wa wa...

 

[dottyback]

morning peepz........

 

[dottyback]

no-time haha saw u selling ur VS...i so long nv buy them liao! usually i juz buy their swimwear heh infact consolidating wif my gfs 4 the next order

eh y u buy liao wanna sell?? ur neh neh increase size har?

 

[peeper]

kns.. serene... i know yr neh neh big lah... hahaha..

my HB bought for me... wrong size !!!! *grrrr* so now trying to sell.. so tat i can have $ to re-buy correct sized ones!!!! kekekeke....

skylar.. its boon lah.. not poon...! *saliva fly out*

 

[peeper]

babu... u n me must run even further and cry.... *100m sprint*

 

[skylar]

Wahhh…. No-time…

ur hb buy wrong size for u ah? Aiyoh… why like dat ah? U nv punish him to buy more for u ah? Hahahaa….. For a moment I really thot ur neh neh increase in size leh… like wat Serene mentioned!!

I used to buy VS also but then hor… like too girly liao lor….. i wear liao.. see myself also buay tahan leh.. muahahaha...... boon pi pi ah? not poon pi pi meh? boon... poon.... *window screen suddenly full of droplets!!! cannot see properly!*

Serene,

u buy their swimwear ah? Durable bor ah? I always get the feeling that they are not very durable for swimming leh… kekeke… sekali.. Rough wear then pi-cha how?

* Skylar running fast… with Babu catching up panting…… suddenly see No-time sprint pass us…. Mouth drop!*

 

[dottyback]

no-time u salah liao..i'm dat size lol

 

[onzz]

babu, no-time and skylar finally reached destination after running for a long time... babu come in 1st, no-time second, skylar last as expected... found onzz waiting there... already reached there for 4 years liao...

 

[babu]

no time,
ur hb so sweet buy bra fro u... but how come he don know the size one?? nun dao da bu hui 'wu zhi shen gong'??? kekekeke...
*panting, lao leo, legs shaking after chased skylar*

 

[dottyback]

skylar ya i love their swimwear hehehe got quite a few actually...hmm i find their quality ok mah..eh u wear swimwear rough simi? lol u dun wear them 4 swimming or suntanning purposes har??

 

[bread]

serene & no-time, me also like to buy things fm VS... waiting for their sales..... hahahaha....

serene, tot of buying their swimwear too... scare their size leh.....

 

[peeper]

babu... he bought "ex-size"... kekekekeke...

*going up stage to receive 1st-runner up trophy from onzz*

 

[peeper]

bread!! yr size n my size gum bo? buy from me lah... plsss..... *went down on my knees*

 

[marilyneau]

Afternoon ladies.... How's everyone today??

Raining sia... good to zzzzz.... heheh

Anyone felt the tremble from the earthquake at Sumatra???

no-time you selling VS huh... but i read your post.. abit too small.. if not can buy from you sia...

 

[peeper]

eau.. yah... if i can fit... oso dun nid to sell liao... *sob*

 

[marilyneau]

bread: you buy from no-time la...

I was reading thru and saw that you gals went devils on THurs huh??

 

[babu]

u all sibei how lian one lay!!! one say size too small, the other say if she can fit don need to sell liao!!! trying tell us that u all very big izzit!!! hng!!

*take out all my bra and cut into pieces*

 

[onzz]

*lend needle and thread to babu*
*poor babu sewing her bra back into one piece*

 

[bread]

no-time, my neh neh not tat big leh....

 

[bread]

onzz, *should be sewing padding on her bra to make deeper cleavage"

 

[babu]

*whisper* skylar neh neh pop big... shh...

*sew all e bra into one big piece and pass it to onzz to announce the 'dua neh neh' award winner*

 

[skylar]

Bread...

Pls lor... whose neh neh is dua here???
*take a look at my own.. tear start dropping*


hahahaa…. Onzz… u only lend needle nai ah?


*Skylar presenting a box of color threads to Babu* kekeke…


Serene!

Pls lor.. Swimwear wear for swimming lah.. Rough wear, I mean like watersports lor… wat u thinking..lol…. The other time I bought a white color one leh… si beh hia lor… then go beach liao.. The white color gone mah!! Become like beige color leh… haiz… shows how harmful the sand, sun, sea is lor...

*No-time, Babu, Skylar standing in-line with their trophies on hand, Onzz taking his "rusty" award (4yrs ago) flashing his bor-gay smile*

 

[bread]

skylar, definitely not mine... think EAU or BBK....

 

[bread]

skylar, ur also big leh.... can fight, can fight.... SKYLAR, EAU & BBK

 

[peeper]

skylar.. i know yrs big.. oso dun nid to gan dong until tear drop.... *use skylar's tears to smear on my own face*

babu... cannot fit not = to big lah... *pass toilet paper to onzz to sew on babu's bra*

 

[marilyneau]

kaozzz bread.... I super duper shrink liao le.. no more big big tits liao... I wanna cry liao...

 

[marilyneau]

bread: I think hor... yours bigger than mine le.. heheh..

no-time: toilet paper wait will get soaked with sweat le... use those silicon better le... still got bouncy feeling le...

 

[skylar]

gan dong!!!

*hugging Babu, Bread, No-time.....*

whispering at the same time.... next time remind me to take out the 2 tau sah bao inside then u all see again ok?

*take a look at own boobs, tau sah bao cannot keep liao.. munching now..*

 

[bread]

eau, i also shrink liao.... since last year MAY....

 

[marilyneau]

skylar no hug me.....

skylar: you got tai sah bao not bad le... i think mine is siew mai only sia

 

[babu]

skylar,
why u gan dong??? saying u got big neh neh pop izzit??

*cooking meggie mee, and take out the hor bao tan from bra and add into the mee*

 

[peeper]

pls lor skylar... i not flat enough lor.... *turn around n let skylar hug bum n chanting "slim bum, big boobs, slim bum, big boobs"*

 

[onzz]

ANNOUNCEMENT... And the winner of the DNN award goes to... SKYLAR! Its SKYLAR again! SKYLAR has won the award for 3 consecutive years!

Wait, somebody complaint, skylar stuff tau sah bao... SKYLAR IS DISQUALIFIED!

 

[skylar]

hug hug eau......
I love siew mai leh.. yummy....

No-time pls lor.... u qi seow liao si bor? kekeke....

Babu...
yeecchh.. u put hor bao tan inside ur bra one ah? no wonder not big enuf lah... so wet wet somemore.. think u better put hard boiled egg lah..

Onzz!!
u peh itchy is bor?? si mi 3 consecutive years!!! kaoz.... si mi award ah?? i neber take leh....
cheater one!!!

pls lor..... is nobody complain lor.. is me myself & me say one...

*disqualified but still si beh happy, honesty is da best*

 

[babu]

*snatch the award from skylar hand* it my!! it my!! my precious... *my hor bao tan drops*

 

[skylar]

BABU!!!!

I laft out leh!! ta ma de!! me in seminar u know!! pengz....

 

[peeper]

skylar.. today under extreme stress leh.. pai seh..... *take out toilet paper from bra to wipe cold sweat n stuff back*

 

[dottyback]

hehe bread juz follow their measurement chart, quite zhun so far i np wif their swimwear

but i ever buy a few tops all end up 2 big then i sell away

 

[dottyback]

skylar dats y i nv buy white swimwear...feel insecure hahaha

 

[marilyneau]

white swimwear... imagine after its wet... then if the gal din do B wax.... kaozz....

 

[babu]

eau,
floating mee suan only ma...

 

[babu]

skylar,
u in seminar still can go online one meh??? *cooking another hor bao tan and throw on Onzz face*

 

[marilyneau]

babu: hahah... something grosque... look like 'fatt choy'....