Something to share...
Below is an email sent to me by a friend. Very
insightful and solves one of the greatest
mysteries of all time...
King Arthur and the Witch:
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by
the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch
could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered
him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very
difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, if after a year,he
still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?
What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most
knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed
an impossible query. But, since it was better than
death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to
have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll
everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men
and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch,
for only she would have the answer. But the price
would be high; as the witch was famous throughout
the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no
choice but to talk to the witch.
She agreed to answer the question, but he would
have to agree to her price first. The old witch
wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of
the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's
closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked
and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like
sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature
in all his life. He refused to force his friend to
marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but
Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big a sacrifice compared
to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round
Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch
answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered....
Is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the
witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's
life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted
Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had
a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot,
steeling himself for a horrific experience,
entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful
woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind
to her when she appeared as a witch, she would
henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only
half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the
day... or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day,
a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but
at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch?
Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during
the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him
to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT... make YOUR
choice before you continue reading.Ok?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to
make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be
beautiful all the time because he had respected
her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, for the moral of this story...
If you don't let a woman have her own way...
Things are going to get UGLY!!!!
Ladies, do I hear an Amen...?
Below is an email sent to me by a friend. Very
insightful and solves one of the greatest
mysteries of all time...
King Arthur and the Witch:
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by
the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch
could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered
him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very
difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, if after a year,he
still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?
What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most
knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed
an impossible query. But, since it was better than
death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to
have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll
everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men
and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch,
for only she would have the answer. But the price
would be high; as the witch was famous throughout
the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no
choice but to talk to the witch.
She agreed to answer the question, but he would
have to agree to her price first. The old witch
wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of
the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's
closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked
and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like
sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature
in all his life. He refused to force his friend to
marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but
Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big a sacrifice compared
to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round
Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch
answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered....
Is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the
witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's
life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted
Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had
a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot,
steeling himself for a horrific experience,
entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful
woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind
to her when she appeared as a witch, she would
henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only
half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the
day... or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day,
a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but
at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch?
Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during
the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him
to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT... make YOUR
choice before you continue reading.Ok?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to
make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be
beautiful all the time because he had respected
her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, for the moral of this story...
If you don't let a woman have her own way...
Things are going to get UGLY!!!!
Ladies, do I hear an Amen...?
looking forward to seeing everyone. hee. 
