Ladies Out There (New thread) Here to Share

[janie_wawa]

tyra, ARGH!! stop reminding us abt tis coming monday!!!!

 

[tyra~ellen]

aiyah..some more we knw ur style.. just stare and no post..u onli come here when u free or feel bored! lol

Bye piggy...oink oink lah

 

[tyra~ellen]

hey hey..give u all 1 quiz..can help me guess????

When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

 

[janie_wawa]

the thing that dentist refill in yr decayed tooth??

 

[beezy]

dentist!

 

[tyra~ellen]

wah so smart huh!!!! good good...thot u all thinking yellow liao!!! hahahaha

hmm this leh..

I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

 

[janie_wawa]

peanut butter??

 

[delin88]

let me guess...

spread to roti..
lick the nuts..hmmmm....

Peanut butter???

 

[janie_wawa]

tyra, we not so yellow like u lah...

 

[beezy]

peanut butter

 

[tyra~ellen]

ok ok..janie 2..delin 1..beezy 1

so smart!

 

[tyra~ellen]

hmm..give you all diff wan..

If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

 

[delin88]

crane lah??? izzit

 

[tyra~ellen]

anyone???

 

[beezy]

hmm.. postman or the one who deliver newspaper home to home

but HDB flats no bush... maybe plants.. and they don't stuff the newspaper into the mailbox

 

[tyra~ellen]

hmm janie? ur ans pls

 

[tyra~ellen]

ok..delin wins this round!!! answer CRANE

I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

*ha ha ha* yellow~yellow~

 

[sleepycat_2]

Newspaper boy!

 

[janie_wawa]

oei wait lah!! i was replying email!!!! nv wait 4 mi!!!

 

[tyra~ellen]

wrong cat! its crane..

come on next quest!!!

 

[beezy]

chewing gum, is it?

 

[sleepycat_2]

why crane??

 

[delin88]

blowjob huh??? kekekekeke...OOOoooOOOOhhh...

hmm i tink its a chewing or bubble gum?

 

[janie_wawa]

blowing balloon???

 

[beezy]

i also don't understand why crane? crane hit the bush and stuff box?

 

[tyra~ellen]

OOPpsss me wrong..beezy and cat ure rite..

Newspaper boy..i wrong see the answer!

delin ure wrong not crane!

YES..chewing gum

 

[beezy]

i see everyone wakes up and alert!

 

[delin88]

haha..cos stuff box mah.. into the crane and can hit bush cos too long

 

[janie_wawa]

wah lau tyra, u lousy lah!!! give qns oso can see wrong answer!

 

[tyra~ellen]

eyes cork lah... too many to see...hahahaha

cannot become host liao!!!

 

[janie_wawa]

anymore?? hahahaha

 

[tyra~ellen]

All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

ready come on...

 

[sleepycat_2]

elevator!

 

[delin88]

lift

 

[beezy]

lift ah?

 

[janie_wawa]

either elevator or escalator?

 

[tyra~ellen]

all correct!

since cat posted first..she won... *clap clap*

 

[sleepycat_2]

wheeee!!

 

[beezy]

a round of applause

 

[janie_wawa]

*claps* gong xi gong xi

means now i cannot check email n do my work liao...hahahahahaha

 

[tyra~ellen]

I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?


lai lai

 

[delin88]

tooth brush... ?

wah lau janie.. i F5 too many liao

 

[beezy]

toothbrush?

 

[tyra~ellen]

anyone???

 

[janie_wawa]

toothbrush??

 

[beezy]

i am going for meeting soon.. but now i cannot bear to leave my screen..

 

[tyra~ellen]

cat?

y same answer leh

 

[beezy]

because great minds think alike... *chey ba*

 

[janie_wawa]

so wats the ans?

 

[tyra~ellen]

ok ok to be fair..since beezy goin 4 meeting..

the answer is toothbrush!!!! delin win since she first.. *clap clap*

think all score leh.. follow on janie, beezy, cat and delin...