Boss: "You! Why you added a happy face to the customer's document??"
Ms Smiley: "Because I like Smiley faces! Hehehe. Not happy ah? Sue me lah. *adds more* .....
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Boss: "Why you so dumb??? This is our customer's copy! Stop that now! Or he will sue us instead!"
Ms Smiley: "Got money hire lawyer sue people, You think we dont have ah?
Boss: “I give up on you lah!! You and your smileys are dismissed! F**k off!!!
Ms Smiley: " Scientists have said.. people who constantly blow their top ( pls refer to f word used ) constantly criticising etc etc are unhappy people leh... Medical and hospitalisation bills going up.. careful blood pressure...â€
Boss: “Didn’t you hear me? I said, F**k off now!! You are one unreasonable woman. â€
Ms Smiley: “Add smiley = happy = give satisfaction to customers = give us $$$ = give us $$$ on time = give us satisfaction = pay your salary = you pay my salaryâ€
Boss: “Your logic is f**king flawed! I’m calling the security guards now.â€
Ms Smiley: “Not only you bo yi kang, bo bak chew, bo chui, bo logic also...maybe bo tak che too... smileys got wrong meh?? Why you like that??†(kancheong liao)
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