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spent the last two-three weeks packing for the move, unpacking at the new apartment and now i have to start packing things in my cubicle for office reno on friday - darn sianz..

me going off soon! yay!! my daughter's 1st birthday today and i need to go to the supermarket and prepare for the indian feast i have planned for tonight's dinner ..
 
thanks sgbabydoll .. this morning she opened her birthday present from her paternal grandma .. she seems more interested in the wrapping paper than the actual gift .. hahaha ..
 
Must be a very colourful gift wrapper that caught her attention. So cute!
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si liaoz...last night chat so late, woke up late n reach office late...boss is going to talk to me later in the day...jialat liaoz. *pray*

next time we chat earlier ok haha
 
meng, next time latest by 12am must logout msn... and sleep..... not good to be late for work especially still under probation.

actually hor, i also late due to traffic jam.... but nobody in ofc reaslise that...haha
 
mamaheart, i thot u say add me to chat with uncle meng?? 0_o
keke.. anyway u got to go in 30mins~ heehee..
time fliessssss.... but theres still 4hrs to go before i say HURRAY to PH~
 
To all Employees:

Dress Code

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Toilet Use

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break

1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Management
 
i woke up 9 20am...jialatz.

But my boss didnt said anything. Just tell me that i can go ahead with my reservist on the 15th Nov...

Ok next time we set at 10pm. stop at 12 midnight. how about that?
 
last night topic was spicy....wooo after that is my testimonal declaration hahaha. Please keep secret within the chatroom hahaha. I owed u gals a big time meal...happy meal ok?
 
uncle meng!! now that u had say it out here.. i heart itchy itchy lei.. i wana know!!!!!!!

say say say say say say say say say la say la!!! =X
 
ok dolly...i feel more relax n less tense now towards my life. Just focus focus focus!

now i feels like eating chicken pie...hungry *groan*
 
Mayi: I use the 'Upload Attachment' function to attach a GIF.

Meng: I very sad lah, you say me like that. I think we cannot sing duet together anymore this Sat...haha. Green, please take note hor.
 

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