Hi this is funny! Going home already. Talk tomorrow.
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked
>>> by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at
the
>>> birth.
>>>
>>> "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
>>>
>>> "OK Do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife.
>>>
>>> "No, no boyfriend either."
>>>
>>> "Do you have a partner then?"
>>>
>>> "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
>>>
>>> After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
>>>
>>> "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you
>>> before you see her that the baby is black".
>>>
>>> "Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no
>>> money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno
>>> movie. The leading man was black".
>>>
>>> "Oh," says the midwife, "it's really none of my business and
I'm
>>> sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I
must
>>> also tell you that the baby has blonde hair".
>>>
>>> "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the
>>> movie was this Swedish guy."
>>>
>>> "Oh," the midwife repeats, "it's really none of my business and
I
>>> hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes".
>>>
>>> "Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also
>>> in the movie, I really had no choice."
>>>
>>> At this, the midwife collects the baby and presents her to the
>>> girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
>>>
>>> The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
>>>
>>> "Thank God for that!"
>>>
>>> "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
>>>
>>> "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
>>> feeling that it was going to bark!"