Any Clubbers Out There?


skylar
I see halo to veryone and say good morning lei....

wow now then u say hi to beebee...abit too late liao lah....kekekeke I Hng for bee bee....
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what BBQ? yo u all got go read abt hubby seeing ex gf...sibei jialuck.....
 
Wahh kaoz... now Onzz become milkie?? ai tor leh!! onzz.... u got milk ah? wa ai lim!!!

Babu,
li buay tu lan eh!! kekkee.... ok ok.. BBQ how?? i ok! No-time ok eh...

*Skylar & No-time run out of storerm after hearing BBQ*
 
cool,
i think "stress" marriage can't last long... unless the HB really can "lun"... like me, keke

skylar,
aiyo, cannot anyhow ask a guy 4 milk one... cannot... cannot ah
 
Cool,
huh? jialat ah? why ah? ok ok i fly there to see now.. kekekee.....

Onzz,
like maciam u got lor.. i mean milk from up there hor? not down there lor.. although it can be whitish in color too......lol....

btw u all know hor... today i take MRT ah.. i sit opp this guy ah.. wahh lau... eh.. his dick there hor.. si beh big leh.. like 1 bunch of dunno wat leh... usually other guys like got small protrusion lah.. but this one really gan si lang dua leh...i was wondering ah, how come some guys one sooo damn dua ah??

Onzz can advise??
 
onzz... wah lao.. asking u if realy wan to go see concert together.. u tell me ba gua for vat????!! LOL..... no one will noe how the hb treat her mah.. gosh... u hor.... ah pek leh..

yah yah.. my dad likes karaoke... always come my hse ask me how come no buy sys for him to sing.. yeeekk..... n hor... last time he bought portable piano for me to play.. den after tat got one nite he drunk... 11pm.. ask me dig out the piano to play songs for him... *slap forehead*

babu.. where got ask for promotion?? super blur.. hahahaa.... n duno wat "samg bak"?! hahaha.. i laff so loud...

see u make milkie puke foam.. bak jiu pa jiao.. LOL
 
skylar... aiyoh.. innocent mei mei.... its the same question u can ask ourselves.. how come some women's neh neh big... some small small.. some one big one small... same 'logic' de ma..... kkeekekeke..
 
onzz.... wow lau..... I dun like stress's attitude lah.. even married liao everyone still have privacy mah..... dun tell me her hubby has to write report what he does in a day....please lah.....

i also buay tahan some "mystery" user.... we are adults not small kids lei...buy lolliop to sayang stress meh then say good words to her........ *shake head*
 
skylar,
the dua lan bak man? could it be there's a pump inside???? wahahahha.. u got drool or not??

onzz,
my meaning samg bak is san pa la!!! hokkien samg bak lor!!! li now hiang!!!

no time,
when bbq huh? weekend or weekday?? potluck la, i don know how to cook one huh, but i can ask my hb to cook lor, he's oliver twist!! wahahahaha..
 
No-time..

kns u! i also know ah.. but the guy one really si beh dua leh... aiyoh... like maciam he stuff 2 big macs inside leh.. then if he hard on but lagi siao! think his pants will burst ah!!

at least our neh neh won't contract or expend amah~ ours very standard size one.. u see wat u get amah.. kekekeke....

Cool,
relaz ah... she type CASE CLOSED leh.. dunno wat that means, btw she not married yet rite? she mentioned something abt wedding next yr....
 
babu 2day my ah lao on leave kekekeke we going 2 the public pool lah

eh u go n c tis bo liao thread..some 1 wanna buy LV bag but asking 4 help...as usual the 'infamous' person comment there wahahahha sibeh bo liao
 
serene,
u all wanna to come over for swim oso can one!! just quote my unit and there's a toilet for u to bathe beside the bbq there..don ve to go public pool liao lor.. aiya, don waste my maint fee ma, make full use..kekekeke..
 
skylar,

hmmm... lemme tink tink (see i so good to u, your "cock" qn i oso gif u scientific answer)

You r tokkin abt dick, not balls rite?

The 1st qn u haf to figure out is: Is he having an erection? Chances r he could feel u gazing at his dick n therefore got aroused... otherwise maybe u r wearing a bit body-hugging 2day n he got aroused looking at u... u noe travelling in the MRT on a bo-liao Fri morning, sometimes really can make people "xian lu fei fei"

So if he's having an erection, and his dick is piercing thru' his pants, either he's too powerful, or he's wearing crocodile brand underwear of the wrong size!

Its harder to answer if he's NOT having an erection. Generally for Asians, unerected penis is quite small like u normally see. Ang Mo's penis r significantly bigger even unerected, dat's a fact.

So if his dick is big even in flaccid state, this could be either genetics, or if not he could be taking "penis-enlargement pills" or he's undergone some surgery to increase his size.

Hope the above answers your qn. Any further queries can be clarified face to face when we meet next time.
 
Onzz KK,
abt tat Huang Lu Yi (aka Huang Ying Ying)'s tabloid hor, saw an article in LianHe ZaoBao hor, she said she & her husband divorce cos he was having affair with one of his female golfing kakis...
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babu... alamak... bbq lah.. no nid cook lah... we can potluck to buy the food lor.. no worries.. *wink*

skylar.. hmm... can understand yr curiosity if its tat big (u sure its 2 big mac size??!) haha... sekali he wore some protective stuff... den look so big.. wahahaha.... btw hor.. u sound like u stared at his part for very long leh.... u look up got see others lookg at u bo? kekeke....
 
wah.. bitx2... yr antenna sensed ba gua u immediately fly here... where yr cyber hubby.. never pull his ear n get him to report here.. LOL..

onzz... grrr... not going concert wif me hor... hmm... or u going wif yr wifey.... kekeke
 
no time,
no la, i meant the potluck in cook food la.. only bbq?? ko wu bor.. very boring just to eat bbq foods only..
 
babu.. oso can lah... if i've time.. i make bring soya sauce n chilli cockles.. anyone like to eat that.. kekeke...

so BBQ attendees:
babu
notime
skylar
cool
betty .. hehehe.

who else???!
 
no-time,
alamak, u noe my weakness liao, ie. i so shy!... kekeke... my wifey won't go one la, she'll go ayumi or wang fei's concert 1st

bit bit,
OIC... OIC... so it's not her fault... i tink it is a difficult marriage in the 1st place... one is a rich bizman, another a singer, both will haf lots of things of their own to pursue... nan... nan... tai nan

samgbak! learn a new word 2day
 
babu... have to put yr name in so tat ppl now u're around mah.. hahahaa....

si lang onzz... no one acc me go see concert.... *run to storerm to cry again*

which date ah? hmm.. sat is better choice bo? errr..err... i'm ok wif next sat... how's tat? heeeeeeeee...
 
onzz... u know wat is wrong if my internet keep having pop up window on the left side of my internet brower? i duno how to fix it !!
 
cool,
wooo..
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woo.. but betty really cuter then u..so ok lor, u send betty to me liao then u can leave liao.. kekekeke.. kidding la, i missed ur more gu tao la..

no time,
next sat huh? ok i go and book the date, but the rest ok bor??
 
Serene!!

i know who is the famous 'infamous' person liao... hehheee.. ok ok i go see btw they also spell LV wrongly leh! kaoz....

No-time!!
Si Hum!! I like it~~Yummy... can feel my saliva flowing liao... kkkee....

Onzz,
how i know if its the dick or balls leh!! just that part si beh dua lor... seow ah! u think i go ask him ah... thats why lor.. then i ponder... if not erected so big liao... wah lau... eh.. cannot imagine erected lor.. the thot of it make my hair stand ah...

pls hor all ... he is like sleeping, sliding downwards with his legs open big big ok!! me not the only one who look lor... but i look at his dat "part" lah... heng ah! i nv open my mouth! muahahahaha...

Babu!
ki xi lah! wa si men nia lah... wa ma zai dua ki zuo si mi? ng si ka tao lah... ah bor? ya lai floss teeth ah~
 
oor oor.... *write down drops as bartenderess for bbq*

who else... who else?? bread leh???? we nid loti for curry! kekee..

skylar.. dun tok so much hor.. so wat u bringing??

cool... u leh? no bring food.. wait betty kana... ... .. hehehee.. =P
 
good girl no time..
wahahaha..u seow char bor.. ya man ask bread to come else no roti for curry..

oei, got dog bring dog, got husband bring husband, just incase the foods not enough to eat we can cook OUR HUSBAND and share with our beloved DOG!!!! wahahahaha..
 
No-time...
hahaha... so its BBQ or potluck leh... si beh blurr lor...

who bring curry?? Roti? wat else u all need? i bring lah....

ya lor.. bring Betty ah? Cool, wait sekali Betty half way lost then hor?? think we must go X-tray see got dog bone in our body bor...ekkeeke..

Babu!
ng si kay tio ah! si cha tio ah! then tor lor.. kekeke.. he not handsome lah!! pls.... if handsome hor, i straightaway will tell u liao...

or perhaps i cough cough loud loud then when he wake up, i open sesame my legs hor.. so he can peekaboo inside neh... hahahaha....
 
skylar.. mayb he's dreaming of cupping a girl's big neh neh wif his mouth tats y he's erect !! LOL... hahahahaha...

babu.. wah.. if bring my dog n hb... tink they will end up in the cooking pot together.. hahaha... =P
 
skylar,
juz to correct your misconception: being big in flaccid state =/= proportionately bigger when erected... i read somewhere... anyway, since u r so into dicks, juz 1 piece of info. which might be of interest to u... a survey done by HK doctors on the average length of flaccid penis (appear in today's Today)

Italians - 9cm
American - 8.8cm
Germans - 8.6cm
HongKongers - 8.46cm
Filipinos - 7.35cm

heng they never tok abt m'sians... phew
 
Hahahaha No-time,
i've been reading this thread lah, just tat nothing to contribute lor... hee...
cyber hubby ah, dunno see kar dou loh kee liao...
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BJJ,
me cannot join u all for the bbq
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me now under 'quarantine' from social activities until June cos got to go inside my cave to prepare for exams liao...
 
wa kao skylar sibei cheap ah li!! i straight away wake him up and take out my panties and pee on his face!!! wahahahaha..
 
No-time,
Roger! so its potluck cum BBQ ah? ok ok.. steady! when ah? kekeke....

Onzz,
ki si lah! wat since i'm so into dicks! li seow ah! i just curious abt that guy i saw lah... wat so into dicks!!! nabz,......
 
onzz,
u know why they nvr wanna to talk about m'sia? cos bu zhi de yi ti (too tiny nothing to talk about it)!!! wahahahaha..

bitbit
ke lian... nvr mind, i see whose hb will kanna cook, i left the bone for u!! kekekeke..
 


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