Any Clubbers Out There?
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minnie_gal16
New Member
Ceci,
Wah.. U so fierce there ah??
Wah.. U so fierce there ah??
minnie_gal16
New Member
Hi Skylar,
Me "new bird" here... Aqua's fren.
Tansy, Ikea lunch time is so darn crowded... Must be the meatballs.
Me "new bird" here... Aqua's fren.
Tansy, Ikea lunch time is so darn crowded... Must be the meatballs.
Wahh so many things to read ah Tansy.. no time lah.. clear limpeh emails first.. kaoz.. 171 emails leh.. my bak jiu gg to pak jiao liao.. ltr then got MOTH kaypoh. kekee....
Hi Minnie,
orhh.. ur Aqua frd ah? i see.. I thot who? kekeke.... eh.. where is Mickey ah? wahahaha...
Hi Minnie,
orhh.. ur Aqua frd ah? i see.. I thot who? kekeke.... eh.. where is Mickey ah? wahahaha...
cecilialim
Active Member
wa lao. i fed up liao a, nabeiz point my name. i swear what? i say he is darn arse which is true what. kaoz!
haha! this is swearing lor
haha! this is swearing lor
cecilialim
Active Member
minnie don't get scared ok? we are bunch of lovely ladies but i can be very nasty to such people. just can't stand them you know.. haiz
minnie_gal16
New Member
Skylar,
Mickey sleeping now. He follows US timing.... When he awake, I ask him say hi to you okie?
Ceci, ignore the person lah. Why waste your time and anger on such people? Will have wrinkles faster you knoe....
Mickey sleeping now. He follows US timing.... When he awake, I ask him say hi to you okie?
Ceci, ignore the person lah. Why waste your time and anger on such people? Will have wrinkles faster you knoe....
aquarius_888
New Member
skylar, ya Minnie is fren...know her during preggie times.
You trying to be cheeky right...ask people where is Mickey...what you want to make flen with mickey is it? kekekek
Minnie, nope too far to walk there...still got to take bus...but now the hawker centre no more already.
Minnie, nope too far to walk there...still got to take bus...but now the hawker centre no more already.
aquarius_888
New Member
skylar mai kay kay...I know you...
wah...you going to tio bey pio already...always tu tio yi...
wah...you going to tio bey pio already...always tu tio yi...
aquarius_888
New Member
tansy...no more already..
minnie_gal16
New Member
Aqua,
I think they have a temporary market rite? If not, all the hawkers bo gang jo leow...
I think they have a temporary market rite? If not, all the hawkers bo gang jo leow...
aquarius_888
New Member
minnie...not anywhere nearby leh...but I know most of them dun want to continue the biz already.
cecilialim
Active Member
hai....
aquarius_888
New Member
hahhaha...hope minnie dun mind the language we use here...bey pio wa mah ai...kkekek...
Ghost Story #1 (WOOooooooo....*scary sound*)
When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle.
Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home too late as there won't
be
any transportation after a certain time.
One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for supper.
I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there was none.
I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker.
So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home.
There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took compensation
on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a man with a kind face.
I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike.
On the way home, we would pass by a temple. At night, the temple would
look
eerily spooky with the dim lights from the candles.
At first, the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was
approaching,
the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger. His kind face turned to a
face of anger.
He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared
that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.
Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at
me.
"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please
move it away???"
Ghost Story #2
When I was a kid, I have two friends who were very close to each other.
They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A, you
would see B next to him.
They were always together.
A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner, without
fail, he would ask
for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.
One day, A involved in an accident and died. B was devastated. B went to
the cemetery to pray everyday.
He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with
an egg on top to be
offered to A when he went to pray to him.
The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside!
B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the fried egg
away.
The same thing happened the next day and the day after that. B was
confused.
So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried
egg again.
Then, he went to the cemetery to offer it to A. Curious, he opened the box
to
check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in
the box after all.
Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and
demanded to see the Chef.
"Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!!
You have
cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!"
Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the fried egg was
inside the box.
The Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot
see the egg!!"
Ghost Story #3
Few year back, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our
summer holidays
of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank
and
smoke like nobody's business.
One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home.
Being tired, we slept in the bus. It had been awhile that I fell asleep.. I
was awake by the
chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I
was the last passenger.
I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the driver was no where
in sight. Yet, the bus was moving.
I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not
dreaming. The night was dark and cold.
I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could
to get away.
Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus.
"Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the bus!" yelled the
bus driver.
I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down while I
was asleep.
Ghost Story #1 (WOOooooooo....*scary sound*)
When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle.
Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home too late as there won't
be
any transportation after a certain time.
One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for supper.
I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there was none.
I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker.
So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home.
There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took compensation
on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a man with a kind face.
I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike.
On the way home, we would pass by a temple. At night, the temple would
look
eerily spooky with the dim lights from the candles.
At first, the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was
approaching,
the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger. His kind face turned to a
face of anger.
He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared
that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.
Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at
me.
"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please
move it away???"
Ghost Story #2
When I was a kid, I have two friends who were very close to each other.
They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A, you
would see B next to him.
They were always together.
A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner, without
fail, he would ask
for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.
One day, A involved in an accident and died. B was devastated. B went to
the cemetery to pray everyday.
He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with
an egg on top to be
offered to A when he went to pray to him.
The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside!
B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the fried egg
away.
The same thing happened the next day and the day after that. B was
confused.
So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried
egg again.
Then, he went to the cemetery to offer it to A. Curious, he opened the box
to
check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in
the box after all.
Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and
demanded to see the Chef.
"Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!!
You have
cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!"
Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the fried egg was
inside the box.
The Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot
see the egg!!"
Ghost Story #3
Few year back, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our
summer holidays
of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank
and
smoke like nobody's business.
One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home.
Being tired, we slept in the bus. It had been awhile that I fell asleep.. I
was awake by the
chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I
was the last passenger.
I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the driver was no where
in sight. Yet, the bus was moving.
I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not
dreaming. The night was dark and cold.
I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could
to get away.
Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus.
"Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the bus!" yelled the
bus driver.
I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down while I
was asleep.
aquarius_888
New Member
skylar, I also told banana man 'ki si' yesterday...hahaha
cecilialim
Active Member
hahaa! your ghost stories not spooky leh! hhaha!!
aquarius_888
New Member
heh heh...lame right? LOL
cecilialim
Active Member
lamster!!!! haha! very long never use this word liao!!! i miss the thread with all the lame kokes leh!!!
aquarius_888
New Member
LOL!...lamster...serene faster send to them. LOL
minnie_gal16
New Member
Aqua,
No worries... Me ok one. Your ghost stories damn lame loh...
No worries... Me ok one. Your ghost stories damn lame loh...
aquarius_888
New Member
minnie, hahaha...I also find it lame...buay tahan...lol...
serene, hehhee...scali some dare not read becos it says ghost stories.
serene, hehhee...scali some dare not read becos it says ghost stories.
aquarius_888
New Member
Talking about curry fish head this morning...now craving...hmmm...going orchard now...yak later...
skylar my intern colleague juz sent mi a fake maple game kekek
http://game.sparkyblue.com/p01/p14.html
http://game.sparkyblue.com/p01/p14.html
minnie_gal16
New Member
The Parrot
A bloke is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud "Bloody hell!. I wonder what happened to this parrot?
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot".
"Holy smoke", the bloke replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word", says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?", the bloke asks, "Then answer this - how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well", the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willy around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you!"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The bloke looks at the £200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
that."
"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is,
nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably
get me for £20, just make the guy an offer!"
The bloke offers £20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by.
The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he's
interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathises, and he's insightful. The bloke is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes
"Psssssssssssst"
and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you
this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the bloke.
"When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately."
"WHAT???" the bloke asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and began petting her all over" reported the parrot.
"My God!" the bloke exclaims. "Then what?"
"Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down....
"WELL???" demands the frantic bloke, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Fark knows" say's the parrot, I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."
A bloke is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud "Bloody hell!. I wonder what happened to this parrot?
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot".
"Holy smoke", the bloke replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word", says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?", the bloke asks, "Then answer this - how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well", the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willy around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you!"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The bloke looks at the £200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
that."
"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is,
nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably
get me for £20, just make the guy an offer!"
The bloke offers £20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by.
The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he's
interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathises, and he's insightful. The bloke is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes
"Psssssssssssst"
and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you
this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the bloke.
"When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately."
"WHAT???" the bloke asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and began petting her all over" reported the parrot.
"My God!" the bloke exclaims. "Then what?"
"Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down....
"WELL???" demands the frantic bloke, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Fark knows" say's the parrot, I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."
cecilialim
Active Member
hahaha!!! wa lao eh, people getting very hilarious liao, all holiday moond is it!!! haha!!
ok ok... here's my contribution... keke...
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
cecilialim
Active Member
serene likes kinky stuff minnie... hmm...kekeke
i also holiday mood la... don't feel like working... boss two days overseas.... i'm so not busy these two days kekeke
i also holiday mood la... don't feel like working... boss two days overseas.... i'm so not busy these two days kekeke
minnie_gal16
New Member
Ceci, yalor.. 1 more working day to tong so need some humour around me...
Serene, damn anti-climax ah... Wonder wat did the guy do to the parrot after dat...
Serene, damn anti-climax ah... Wonder wat did the guy do to the parrot after dat...