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wah lau, serene... think see also gross out liao, u stil wan to eat?? imagine a shiny white hard-boil egg covered with blackheads...
 


yup tat method work....saw it before wen one of my ex got it too...

serene, u will dare to eat meh....so er xin....i tink the egg will be throw away lah...
 
Morning all....

Levynn,
can u pls give me ur contact ah? Coz Chances are I might need to go liao.. kekeke...

Cecilia,
its not that use egg can cure lah.. but using an egg can prove if that person really got mor tan lor.. coz when u use the egg to rub on the body, once u peel out the egg white, u will see spikes on the egg yolk like maciam rambutan or blackheads on the nose.. kekee.. i got take pixs.. share share with u all ya!!
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If a normal not sick person use this test hor, the egg yolk won't have spikes lor..
 
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have

stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk

of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but

an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.



Don't Mess With Old Ladies


(or ANY LADY)!!
 
skylar...
the clinic is called Econ... at Lor Lew Lian. it's under a block of flats. but i dun have the number wif me now. i'll try to search for u.
 
skylar... got the info

Econ Chinese Medicine & Acupuncture Centre

Address : Blk 3 Lor Lew Lian #01-62 Singapore 531003
Telephone : 6286 1256

we call the doc "Mai(4) Yi(1) Shi(1)
 
kekeke... Cecilia..
u r not the only one lor... kekeke..

Thanks Levynn,
u were saying its near to S'goon MRT ah? how to get ard from S'goon MRT to this place ah?

For a moment I thot I saw the name as Durian.... whahahaa
 
serene...
braddell mrt too far la... heh...

skylar...
hope u haven't left the house yet. anyway, if u r going fr ur place, u can take 70 straight, then alight at the stop after serangoon mrt, outside the paya lebar church. cross the overhead bridge n walk in to the 2nd block of flat.
 
oh far har? kekeke coz i studied in dat area yearssssssss ago so braddell was the nearest then

so happy..managed 2 get a cheap tix 2 BKK heh
 
Levynn,
huh? from my place?? u know where I stay ah? kekke.. okok.. so take its near S'goon MRT ah? okok... u know how much are the charges & wat does the doc do bor ah?

Serene..
how much u get the tkt ah? ME also wanna goo.........

Tansy,
ya lor.. ekkkee..lol
 
skylar...
u stay in fernvale, rite? heh. anyway, her charges r ard $16-$18 for normal consultation. if got acupuncture, then most likely ard $20+ or so... depending on the area where u r "poked".

u tell her wat is wrong wif u lor... all the tiny things also say. then she'll ask u if u got shit the past few days or not n wat kind of shit is that... look at ur throat n tongue, etc... that sort of thing. chinese doc likes to ask these kind of qns. then see if she recommend u to do acupuncture or not.
 
kekeke.. Levynn..
are u someone I know?? how come u know i stay Fernvale? u too ah?

Okies.. wah.. so detailed ah.. good good.. kekeke.. thxs!
 
skylar actually i find not dat cheap coz if i book earlier will b cheaper..but cannot kao beh 2 much lah coz i called 3 days liao couldnt get seats

taking tiger airways + taxes + hotel Asia 4D3N = $322 .. going on good fri

yest i called 1 hor...take thai airway 4D3N stay Pratunam $418
 
serene..... 'zhe yang chi xia qu bu si ban fa'

this morning someone just said that hor???

aqua... ya best is stay here be good... then can play MJ every now and then haha!
 
wahahahhaha i ended up buying Shilin 'dan bing' kekekekekek

cecilia hahaha dat line very gd 2 use hehehe even my boss caught it from me whahahaha
 
cecilia dats y i'm a dua bui sai mah wahahahahah

i still got a bag of grapes n pears on my table kekeke

later going 2 east coast makan wif colleagues somemore
 
alamak... skylar... u mentioned b4 where u stayed when we were talking abt new flats the other time. i also know serene stay in punggol. i think aqua also staying in fernvale. ya?
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i also don't drink coffee... hmm... the only way is to keep pinching yourself to stay awake then... haha....stop tempting me! everyone going overseas! argh!
 
i just took leave last fri and monday liao....
going to be broke after my reno and buying all the furniture.... haiz... still left bar stools haven't buy, just can't seem to find one i fancy
 
Serene..
me also just back from outside... freaking hot man! wah.. the sun maciam no need $$ one ah.. kekeke..

Haloo.. everyone!! me drinking kopi to keep me awake now.. jialatz..
 
Wahahaha... ya lor.. Diana.. true true...

So sad today.. just got news from my boss that he is gg to be posted back to Geneva!!! So sad... Haiz.... Dun want him to go leh.. haiz...
 
skylar then he not coming back ah? i noe how it feels lor...the same way i din wanna accept dat offer coz i muz leave my bosses kekekeke

2day my big big boss bd..i pretend duno wahahhaha
 
Serene,

ya lor.. he is here for about 6 yrs liao... so time to go lor... they travel ard & station in different countries lor... haiz..

How I wish it is the other one who is leaving, I happen to like this boss alot.. so sad...
 
Serene,

now arranging for his visa & permit in Geneva lor.. if everything goes well, shd be by sep liao.. sob ... sob....
 
BKK can buy what?? evertime buy clothes from there a while cannot wear liao... anyhow eat their food scared food poisoning! hahaha! so i decided don't go BKK.... i love HK and Japan.... ohhh..... hokkaido....i'm coming...
 
skylar wa lan sept mah! still got like 5mths u so fast 'mourning' liao lol

cecilia actually i go BKK dun really shop 4 clothes coz their so called cheaper stuffs buay gum mi n their ex stuffs sama sama as in SG but i like some of their local designers

i go BKK mainly 4 the food n everyday massage heheh n tis trip i go coz its the Songkran festival 'po shui jie' which is their new year so i tink its gonna b fun..my ex colleagues, boss n his wife n my ex-bf oreadi telling mi where 2 bring mi liao hahaha

if got time..planning 2 drive up 2 Hua Hin hehe
 


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