Any Clubbers Out There?

One more...

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and jammed a cucumber up my ass?!"
"Um, no", she replied coldly, "I'm your son's English teacher"...........

moral of this seemingly dirty joke, dont volunteer information too early too fast..............
 


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Serene, wahahahaaha........ hopefully I still can lor..

Aqua..
ya lor.. kekee.. tat is why i say u so long nv say that liao.. kekee.. bring back memories.. kkekee..

Tansy..
then u say u dun mind being the last lor.. whahaha
 
Joke 1

A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with. Husband
proudly replies only u darling with others I was awake!

Joke 2

A man ask doc. How to live longer?
Doct ask him : U smoke?
Ans: No
U drink?
Ans No.
U play mahjong?
Ans No
U like sex
Ans No
Then U want to live so long for what?

Joke 3

group of Ah-Beng want to go disco. Outside the disco
there is a notice, only 18 & above is allowed.
Ah-Beng: walau wey, there only 17 of us.

Joke 4

Never argue with a Child!The children were line up in the
cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for
lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun
made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
watching". Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Joke 5

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was
physically impossible. The girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask
JOnah.
The teacher asked, 'what if jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied,
then you ask him

Joke 6

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say, 'There;s Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael.
He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher. She's dead".
 
yeah finally thursssssssssss juz came back from kopi kekeke

laz nite went 2 the farewell dinner..aiyo my zhu jiao doesnt know its a surprise thingy n suddenly 20 of us gals turn up she cry like mad lol n we made a video n show it in the restaurant..2nd round of tears manz...

hai...ren yue lao..peng you yue shao..
 
she's a malaysian but has been wkg here 4 almost a decade n has always been single coz she dun wanna go out wif SG men n always say she will only marry her own country man lor..then recently tink she met 'the one' so suddenly quit her job n plan 2 follow him go Aus work hahhaa
 
diana...you can take mc and sleep at home hehehe... i was contemplating whether to do it... but since i'm on leave tmr... so i better be good today haha!
 
Oh yah serene, heard u mentioning abt tis gal.

Whahaha...MC today, i was on the verge, but darn, later got site mtg with vendors, so LL come to work...
 
actually alot of ppl get conned coz they nv do enuf research n din ask enuf questions..they r juz tempted by the so called cheap offers etc etc so end up alot of ppl tink its a fraud thing like alof of wedding shows kekeke

i actually did my carins honeymoon arrangements in the fair some years back n all was gd..guess i'm lucky coz my very 1st job was in travel line so i noe how 2 siam or throw alot of questions back hehe
 
cecilia, me also on half day leave 2molo lor....gng to my BS for further discussion on my MTM WG....

serene, the first and last time i booked my shanghi jiangnan trip wif CTC over at natas was a bad choice...i even ask the guy tat we will only book if depart date is confirm....he keep assuring us (me & my gf) then we book. then on the monday after the fair, i still kiasu call them up and they tell me everyting ok....then sacali after we take our leave, they say depart nt confirm in the end, me went down to their office to kick up a fuss then my gf lucky power, scold the manager and the lady supervisor over the fone...wahahaha....ultimately, the trip was postpone from Nov to Dec at wif a discount of less than $50....damn TL lor....
 
Wah so terrible ar?? Hmmm...i usually dun go with tour group. Or rather lately has been buying airtic only n flying to no other places than shanghai for holi hahahaha...

Hey tml i'm taking 2 hrs leave in the evening to go choose my EG too...keke...
 
ya la... that's what i mean... cos overwhelming response then in the end cannot commit departure date...

serene... you tourist guide ma... i studied hospitality and travel industry during school days... love the industry but the pay to low
 
Diana i can understand the frustration oso..i rem there was once..duno go where liao lah but the Chan Bros package includes a 4star hotel then few days later they called 2 say dat hotel fully booked n wan us 2 top up $$ in a 5star hotel so i told them i wan 2 cancel the whole package n they lan lan..altho it was abit of hassle i called them EVERYDAY 2 make sure their refund was done asap.

so i learnt dat hor..in future i make the agency state down dat if the hotel i wan is not available, i can cancel my whole package wifout questions asked n dat i can get a full refund
 
Good morning!!!

Wahhh so many pple trying to geng MC or take leave ah? kekeke... actually me too leh.. thot of genging MC today one... but remember got 1 mtg which I need to attend... Nabz... kekeke

I also wanna go Hols!!

last time also kena conned at NATAS! that is why I nv wanna go there again man! I sign up a pkg with CTC I guess, go Korea one.. then end up.. say dunno wat crap, that pkg gotta be cancelled, postpone to like 1 mth later, which I cannot take leave.. so I changed places, took up the Taiwan one.. coz wanna go nearby only, then close to 2 days before departure, they call & tell us that TW pkg full liao so we cannot go!! Where got such thing one! If got, shd tell us when we booked mah!!

So TL, end up I cancel off the entire thing & demand for a refund, Nabz I waited for like close to 2 mths ah.. still no refund until I go down personally to their shop & yell man! then only I got the cheque on the spot! CBCBCB
 
cecilia haahha tourist guide? nah i wasnt 1 n doubt i can b kekeke

skylar lol relac lah!!

but its really fug up when like happily go book tour tot can go holiday sekali end up everything cancel...sibeh sian 1
 
Hey all, now dilemma liaoz, i'm actually going to sign the confirmation for FS luncheon this sat. Then i came to know abt Holiday Inn Park View promo, only $668 nett per table for dinner, it's like much cheaper than the luncheon at FS. Chk already and it's still available of min 15 tables. Now hesitating...

How's Holiday Inn ar??
 
Tansy,

hmm... I not very sure about Holiday Inn leh.. coz I nv go there eat before... so what is your decision then? Still deciding...
 
yah...still deciding. actually already set on FS luncheon..then now came to know abt tis holiday inn promo...so attractive.

btw, i'm still not talking to my mum whaha!!! for FS luncheon, we're not inviting relatives, keeping it at 12tables. If take holiday inn dinner, min 15 tables, then no more excuses not to invite relatives liaoz...
 
Ceci, the one u went is at 2nd floor or basement? The pic that they show on the web is on the 2nd floor, quite nice apparently, but picture can be deceiving.

The available one for me is at basement. They dun hav any picture to show me. Only the raw room.
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ya i went to the one at 2nd floor...

no matter how hard you find after you decide there bound to be better deals that you have tot. just like your BS.... so better to not think too much
 
Haha...yah, FS is like $710+ per table, no free beer no wine, wine is F***ing Ex at $38+++ per bottle. Then come to know tis Holiday Inn, cheap leh, $688nett for dinner, then free flow beer. Wine cockage is $10 while FS is like $30 per bottle.
 
Tansy,

the pix looks nice leh.. maciam very grand leh.. so it should be ok rite? how much is ur luncheon one tat u source for previously?

Cecilia say the food is good leh.. so should be ok kuah...
 
Tansy,
for ur 15 tables i think this is good enuf leh.. coz not too packed or too empty rite?

at least just cozy lor...

luncheon is more XX than dinner leh.. u think ah.. guess maybe this is a better choice??
 
wahh just back from lunch.. keeke.. jialatz come back late somemore.. whaha.a..
heng ... bosses not in.... kekeke...

burps!!!!!!!!
 
Erm actually 15 tables, we LL gotta invite my relatives liaoz. Else, 12 tables, will b 8 tables of our frens n colleagues, 2 tables each for his family n mine.

Remember my parents demanding 6 tables kind? If do dinner, meaning 15 tables, we sure Liao tat 6 tables. At least for luncheon, damage not tat big keke...
 
juz came back from lunch hahaha sibeh goot lart..went all the way 2 raffles city makan bakerzin...then saw dat Michelle Chia next table..aiyo..her make up veli thick sia
 
Wahhh Serene.... u go until Raffles City ah?? kekeke.. very goot lart ah really!!

Michelle Chia?? really ah? kekeke... me also.. i go until Club St there to eat ah! kekeke...

Tansy,
if 15 tables can still invite ur relatives then LL lor.. no choice also.. kekeke.. u see how lah..
 
Subject: * WOODBRIDGE CASE *

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end.
He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
him out.

When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news &
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you
were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you've regained your senses."

"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the
bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
 
skylar coz i so sian of tampenis food liao kekekeeke so psycho my colleague go wif mi hahaah laz sat i balu at club st nia..at indochine...actually i always wanted 2 try Mozzaic but no chance yet

i trying 2 arrange 4 a dinner part 4 next thurs...customer 2day mood sibeh ho so i took the chance n ask him 2 sponsor n he said yes LOL so i faster faster book restaurant n stuff
 

my customer suggest tis indian restaurant Riverwalk Tandoor kekeke she say food cheap n gd..wif the kinda budget they gave us..dun cheap oso cannot lah
 
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