A Place for Singles

[janie_wawa]

skylar, wat a brilliant idea!

ok see u all 4pm at the checkpoint..i rush home n grab my passport 1st...seeya later...bu jian bu san orhh!

 

[laundry_woes]

I onz too. 4pm ah? U all better turn up hor.

 

[alcifertoh]

Buey pai lah slumdog. The flow quite nice. I am waiting for my transformer 2 in June.

They just murdered my childhood hero by producing Dragonball staring an ang mo as Sun Goku. Sucks.

 

[skylar]

Onz mah... Janie, Laundreeeee..........

lets meet at 4pm ah..
then we go eat seafood!

Salsa leh..

HBH,
so u r the Jamal?

 

[salsa_babe]

salsa dun go ctry M de....I see you guys later @ woodlands....9pm must be back har...

 

[janie_wawa]

ZZZzZZz....veli slpy leh....

 

[alcifertoh]

Skylar, I am the superstar from the helicopter who autographed for Jamal when he climbed out of the shit pit.

 

[skylar]

HBH!! My ass lor!
whahahahaha...... btw he did not climbed out .. he JUMPED into the shit pit! whahahahaha

Salsa..
oorrrhhh.. wait all the Cty M fellowmates come wack u ah..

*box Janie*

 

[janie_wawa]

*janie let u box....coz fell aslp le...

ARGH!!! go away!!!!! zhou gong pls go away!!!!

 

[salsa_babe]

Janie....can u send one cup of kopi gao siew dai to me?

Thanks!

*yawn* *.*

 

[janie_wawa]

salsa, i still nid u to send a can of coke to me lor!! although i already had a can at lunch...

damn.......im so slpy!!!!!!!!!

*step salsa

*punch skylar

gotta do tis to keep myself awake!!

 

[skylar]

*Janie,
since u r on ur way to Salsa.. can pls also pass me a cup of the same?!?!*

need toothpicks for my eyes

 

[janie_wawa]

skylar, cannot...bu shun lu...AHAHAHAHA

 

[janie_wawa]

wah got entertainment leh....

usually is some arsehole coming in to irritate ppl....but now is arsehole irritating arsehole...hahahhaa

 

[salsa_babe]

read liao.....more more more!

 

[skylar]

where where where?

no tell me??

Si Janie!!
simi bu shun lu! kns!

 

[janie_wawa]

wat lar....realli bu shun lu mahhh....muahaha

 

[salsa_babe]

obviously....skylar does not know much about direction

nvm Janie....we go lim lim kopi without skylar. Meet u at Fullerton Hotel ya?

 

[skylar]

Fcuk u lor.. Si Salsa!!

Fullerton very near me ok! how dare u!!

*throwing out my Xue Di Zhi*

 

[salsa_babe]

*tsk tsk tsk*

So rude leh.....no wonder I am the Royalty and you are not

wahahahaha...........

since when my brother pass u the XDZ?

*psst* Janie.....chg venue liao...

 

[janie_wawa]

hahahahaha change to where? clark quay? haha

 

[salsa_babe]

BQ lah....I like the TCC there...

 

[janie_wawa]

oh tat tcc ah..ya i quite like it there as well...tho i've oni been there twice...

 

[skylar]

bor jio lor..

what kinda frds.... i have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need more frdssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

but of coz i know u all must be feeling inferior to my atas Queen status..

sigh.................

 

[alcifertoh]

Starbucks at 1 fullerton nicer leh I feel... Their air con power...

 

[salsa_babe]

this Janie lah...super how lian one...dun want to meet us de

 

[powderful07]

Is she afraid that if she met me...then this wonderful image of me (handsome, intelligent, humourous, witty etc etc) will be destroyed?

I can assure you lah...it won't...
Ask the peasants here...they all love me!!!

I'm so popular with them!

 

[janie_wawa]

salsa, u wanna mit mi so much ah? hahaha i will scare u off! not i hao lian lah...but....but...told u i shy liao loR!!!

to powderful: dUH!! *speechless once again....

 

[skylar]

eh why is the Emperor back here again since NONE of us peasants wants to apologize to him?

lol.. that shows tat the Emperor cannot do without us.. whahahahaha..........

Salsa, we mtg up meh? when? go where lim zit puay!

 

[salsa_babe]

huh? powderful....I never say include u wor.
Just Janie, skylar and me leh...

thick-skinned lor!

hahahaha............

 

[salsa_babe]

Basket! Wanna sabo me to organise again?

I very busy de leh....so busy dating different guys, you know?

 

[skylar]

whahahaha.. dating different guys with different arrmmmm pittttttttt smell or hairs izzit?

ok lah.. dun liddat lah.. how about giving our Emperor a chance? Hearsay he is very clean shaven one.. always gg for waxing here & there...

 

[powderful07]

I'm a generous man by nature...
So it's always very easy for me to forgive fools who don't treasure the very best thing that can happen to them...ME!

plus...I'm thick skinned...what are you doing to do about it! Hng!

 

[janie_wawa]

no lah salsa bz dating different cubans... so we can tok abt it more after ur done with ur dates....muahaha

 

[skylar]

Whhahahahahhaha... thick skin?!!? that we can surely tell! lol..

as for the very best thing that can happen to us?? hhmmm........... sorri hor.. i cannot tell!

Janie,
Cubans!! lol.. u just bot her stale Cubans news alive! wooooooooooooooo

 

[salsa_babe]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[alcifertoh]

I read lim jit puey... Kia! Let's go St. James Boiler room. The band there not bad and we can order the big big bottle.

 

[janie_wawa]

gd morning!

big big bottle??? dua pao?!

 

[simpleman]

good morning..

 

[skylar]

HBH!!

whahaha.. ur hokkien also buay pai mah.. Boiler Room ah.. Big big bottle?? Dua Pao si bor? lol..

Kia Kia...

Morning all

 

[janie_wawa]

ZzzzZZz....

*slap skylar

*pinch salsa

 

[salsa_babe]

*kick Janie*

 

[janie_wawa]

ahh....finally u have appeared...muz abuse den u appear....hahaha it works!

 

[alcifertoh]

Yeah Dua Pao big big bottle. Laundry must come and help us finish it hahhaa I think one dua pao = 3 normal bottles. Then all don't drive target to finish it by the night itself

 

[skylar]

*head bang Janie to the wall*

HBH!
finish a Dua Pao in 1 night.. hmm.. that would be quite an achievement.. depending on how many pple we have. Its been a long time since I have done that. lol..

*paging for Laundrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

 

[alcifertoh]

I will find the dentist chair for u. Just open your mouth can liao the dua pao has a lever i can easily pour in haha

 

[janie_wawa]

nb....wanna start wrestling again!?!?! *arm lock skylar head*

dua pao is 3litres....mi n ex colleagues finished in 1 nite..abt 10 of us or so...

 

[skylar]

Nabz... HBH..
Dentist chair?? u think gg to Clinic si bor? got Osim massage chair bor ah? lol.. .

Lai lah.. wrestling time.. ding ding ding.. lol..

*knee lock Janie's head*
*using the scissors twist stunt on her head*

 

[alcifertoh]

Still ask so much? u can sit on sunbean's lap and use his mouth as ur cup.

 

[salsa_babe]

here comes the er xin stuff!