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[tyra~ellen]

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

Pirate for you, or anyone smart wanna try?

 

[janie_wawa]

wat abt

t t l s?

j a j w u t h?

hahhaa so bo liao..

 

[delin88]

janie, u wanna crack my brain..lydat i oso can..

N C K N N

 

[sleepycat_2]

hahah.... bored mah...

Tyra got no more?

 

[beezy]

what did i miss?????

 

[tyra~ellen]

quick quick cat..answer me

 

[sleepycat_2]

cos the parrot only repeats swear words?

 

[delin88]

the parrot "deaf" !!!! like me?????

 

[janie_wawa]

the parrot is deaf in the ears....? hahahha

 

[sleepycat_2]

Or parrot only speaks some foreign language?

 

[tyra~ellen]

nb..all so smart...parrot deaf!

delin wins since she first *appaluse*

 

[janie_wawa]

or mayb the parrot only repeats wat other parrot says?

 

[tyra~ellen]

I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?

ok this wan who smart than delin?

 

[sleepycat_2]

animal one...

how do u put an elephant in the fridge?

 

[janie_wawa]

super model of the world? hahahaha

 

[beezy]

can i guess the answer? or is it for pirate?

 

[pirate]

man speak sign language?

 

[janie_wawa]

trophy~!!!

 

[tyra~ellen]

guess as much lahhh...beezy..can go in,..

cat, just open the fridge and put the elephant in lah

 

[janie_wawa]

haha all the weird ans come liao.....

pirate...u realli veli slow leh!!!!!!!! cant stand u!!!

 

[delin88]

TYra, cigarette rite???

janie, u shld know..!!

 

[sleepycat_2]

i know the answer! CIGAR...wahahah

 

[beezy]

i'm too late.. i just wanted to guess parrot is deaf

 

[sleepycat_2]

yah, tyra u are correct... got some more after this one but i forgot liao... u know?

 

[janie_wawa]

eh??? i nv tot of cigarette leh....y har..hahaha

 

[janie_wawa]

cat, your qns veli common mah...i tink 1st animal is mouse or something...den is elephant...den giraffe? something lydat...

 

[sleepycat_2]

ok, this one not so straight fwd

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

 

[tyra~ellen]

Correct! cigarette..slim virgin can die ...

 

[pirate]

because the party got free beer

 

[delin88]

cos mushroom fungi ... fun guy.. i hrd fm somewhere

 

[janie_wawa]

wahahahaha!! fungi, fun guy.......tats so colddd~~~~

 

[janie_wawa]

i mean if tats realli the ans....this riddle realli too lame liao lor...

but nvm...alll of us r lame anyway...hahah

 

[tyra~ellen]

hahahahhaa...realli huh.. so wats the ans?

tot mushrm got hat..got nice outfit can go party

 

[tyra~ellen]

What is the first letter in yellow?

 

[sleepycat_2]

janie is correct lah

 

[delin88]

i thot me first!!! huh huh kekeke

 

[janie_wawa]

??? not me not me...u mean delin is correct??

 

[sleepycat_2]

okok, delin correct. soli i only saw the last few posts...

 

[tyra~ellen]

QUESTION!!!!


What is the first letter in yellow?

 

[sleepycat_2]

Y lor...

 

[janie_wawa]

E? hahaha

 

[delin88]

L

 

[delin88]

L .........

 

[delin88]

O.....

 

[delin88]

W...

 

[tyra~ellen]

wuahahahhaaaaa...*fell off from chair* hahahahhaaa

 

[sleepycat_2]

so funny... is everyone so entertained, not going home?

 

[janie_wawa]

.....*(&&^Q%^$$%##@ tyra...

wats the ans? muz b damn bo liao 1

 

[sleepycat_2]

paging for Tyra the Buffalo....

 

[tyra~ellen]

it goes like this!!!!

What is the first letter in yellow?
-Y.
-Cuz I want to know!


wakakakkakakakkakaa Peace!
OK end for today!!!

luckily cat remind me to go home!