Coming to the end of wking day liao....
something here to pass the time with a smile??
BABY NEED TO CRY OUT LOUD
With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was
able to give birth to a baby recently.When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one of them asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while
first."
Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "May we see the
new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother.
A while later and again the guests asked, "May we see the baby now?" "No,
not yet," replied the mother.
Growing impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "When it
cries!" she told them.
"When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?"
"Because, I forgot where I put it."
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The Soldier and the Nun
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts
for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't want to go
to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent,
but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls...
I don't want t o go to Iraq either."
