A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: " Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my
Husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that:
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a
Glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and gargle".
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and
Looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: " Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
Husband came home drunk I gargled with chamomile
Tea and gargled and nothing happened.
Doctor:" You see how keeping your
Mouth shut helps!!!"