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[mayimayi]

greenie, of cos i'm willing to part la.. its not like my hair will nvr grow long again.. haha..

i'm just sick and tired of looking into the mirror with the same old hairstyle la... the weather is quite warm these days too.. i like my hairstyle now..

i guess i am lighter by 1kg after my haircut... lol..

 

[mark78]

"i heard from my frnd that one of her ex-colleague often button and unbutton her top conspicuously in the office or during meetings... zzzz.. trying to show off the boobs? o.o"

more likely want to end the meeting earlier by distracting the person who is charing the meeting.

when i want to end the meeting, i will undo my button and rub my belly facing the lady who is giving her long winded speech, she will then excuse herself to go toilet.

to puke

 

[purplesky379]

Mayi,
Go take a pix and show us.. LOL~~~

 

[mayimayi]

eh mark... this is not being BHB but the TRUTH ok.. LOL.. at least i am not in my late 30s trying to act cute and fabricate lies to mislead the others loh..

oh abt the nick hor.. no need to put always 18 anymore la.. cos i realise no matter what.. i still look 18 as always... muahaha.. oops! *BHB symptom detected*

 

[janie_wawa]

yes meng...i saw u too...

 

[mark78]

true lah. u look like 18yr old. ok. mid 30s.... hmmm
let me recall....
who who... rinn bestie?

 

[purplesky379]

Mark,
I would appreciate u can zip ur gap else I will ring ur bestie too.. LOL~~~

 

[mayimayi]

btw.. mark is also very bhb wad.. call urself house.. please la.. u are no way there! =P

maybe i should change my nick to Victoria Beckham... hmmm.... in anyway, i am no where there too~

 

[skylar]

Janie,

I saw u too!!!!! Did u see me?
I not in red bra under white shirt hor!?!?!?!
whahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

[salsa_babe]

skylar was in a nightie....pink and lacy de...
anyone saw her boh?

wahahaha.....

 

[skylar]

NABZ!!! Salsa.. pls lor..

What the fark was I doing in a nigtie pink & lacy somemore in CITY HALL?!?!?!

u idiot!! Mai Zhao!!!!

*oops... reveal too much neh liao..*

 

[salsa_babe]

Nabeh!

Someone please call the mata and the Hougang chalet!

Sex bomb...sex bomb....

 

[alcifertoh]

Selling Beer lor... new collection to ultra mini cheong sum and see through top with many many holes haha.

 

[janie_wawa]

wah u all sibeh violent leh...come in nia bare ur neh lah...

nope skylar..i didnt see u...& u saw the wrong person too...hehehe

 

[green_tranquility]

I ever saw some guys wearing those tight, net mesh tops with many holes!

Wah got sex bomb detected at Cityhall. If she's along the road, there'll be serious traffic jam haha.

 

[green_tranquility]

"i heard from my frnd that one of her ex-colleague often button and unbutton her top conspicuously in the office or during meetings... zzzz.. trying to show off the boobs? o.o"

Is it for real? She seems too desperate to get the men's attention at the workplace leh.

 

[alcifertoh]

Green,

Those tight, net mesh tops kan gross. Maybe those dudes like the feeling of their nipples peering through the holes. Guys who wear that deserves one up their ass..

City hall jammed liao lah... alot of ah pehs rushing there for the beer from the sex bomb. Heard she's serving her drinks using her heels hur hur.

 

[salsa_babe]

there is this guy from the salsa club that I frequent...he is always wearing those net mesh top. Maybe wearing that can help the perspiration to evaporate faster....

 

[alcifertoh]

By wearing that, he will sprinkle his sweat at u when he twist.

 

[janie_wawa]

wearing those mesh top is so gay!

 

[salsa_babe]

Janie! I agree with you!

very gay-ish!

I rem someone told me he wants to buy those mesh-type briefs!

 

[skylar]

ER XIN!

imagine that he also has matching mesh underwear?!

Double faintz!

 

[janie_wawa]

& did tat somebody say he like luminous green??

 

[salsa_babe]

the person did!

*wink wink* Hi5 janie!

 

[alcifertoh]

okie... I know who that person is liao haha... luminous green mesh tongs... Then you will see the pubies sprouting out like tao gey... lol

 

[janie_wawa]

^5 salsa

hbh, wah lau tat is gan erxin can? ur imaginations r running wild again..in the wrong direction though..hahahah

 

[alcifertoh]

Janie tonight you will dream of a guy wearing mesh top and tong and singing to u the tong song with tao gey hahaha.

 

[green_tranquility]

You all make me feel like plucking the tao gey out using a clipper!

 

[salsa_babe]

eeeeeeee........Green....you into these har?

hahahaha...

 

[alcifertoh]

tao gey plucking. rem to remove the roots and the black colour shells.

 

[janie_wawa]

*pukes*

u all so damn disgusting de!!!

 

[green_tranquility]

Don't u all like ppl with some neatness? So bobian I must sacrifice and be the one who cleans up the mess hahaha.

 

[alcifertoh]

Thats so noble of you. Somehow it reminds me of the class 95 program simi fearless fun female thingy when one of the contestants went for brazillian wax "live". Kinda crappy I felt. They should wax her eyebrowss to be termed really fearless.

 

[salsa_babe]

HBH....have meh? BW "live"????

 

[alcifertoh]

Have. She undergoing the proccess and describe about it lor... simi comfortable and warm blah blah blah I was... wth.

 

[green_tranquility]

I think asking the lady to kiss a lizard or other animals will be far scarier to her than the BW leh! Sekali she's a regular for BW prior to the show haha

 

[janie_wawa]

kiss a lizard!?!?! eeekss!!! i hate lizards!! my hair will stand...

 

[green_tranquility]

Diamond is a woman's best friend, whereas Pest is probably a woman's best enemy hehe.

 

[green_tranquility]

Janie,
Among all pests, which one are u most scared of?

I ever accidentally touched a lizard with my bare hand before. It felt very soft and rubbery It was hiding in one of my jeans' pockets in the wardrobe during my tour.

 

[janie_wawa]

green, im afraid of lizard the most!!!! i got phobia of lizard after touching 1 accidentally also...it realli freaked me out i tell u...i rem during my sec sch i was ironing my uniform skirt...den when i press the iron along my skirt...i find tat it is not flat..so i tot could b tissue between my skirt & the ironing board..so i put my hands in & take out the 'tissue'...ITS A LIZARD!!! from den on..i veli scared of lizard liao..but my scared is more like phobia kind..

 

[green_tranquility]

That lizard wasn't chao ta and flattened by your iron ah? It was gross to feel the lizards right!

Most of my lady friends are scared of cockroaches more than lizards.

 

[vios]

so, that live commentary basically made HBH wonder why the heck did his session hurt that bad lah..... keke

 

[vios]

"It felt very soft and rubbery "


yeah, cos it's not erected yet

 

[mark78]

 

[green_tranquility]

Vios,
LOL! How to expect the lizards to erect when they are filled by fear?

 

[green_tranquility]

Are u guys scared of any little creatures hehe? Share share leh.

 

[vios]

"i tot could b tissue between my skirt & the ironing board..so i put my hands in & take out the 'tissue'...ITS A LIZARD!!!"


damn it! poor lizard!!

i've a different opinion though... i think the lizard commnunity can't get that memory out of their system instead...

 

[mayimayi]

zzz vios...

eh greenie, i'm not that afraid of lizards.. cos i was told by my dad that lizards are good 'pets' in the house as they eat those fly flys.. haha..

i ever stepped into a lift with a cockroach and we 'played' merry go round in lift.. scared the hell outta me... luckily its nt flying cockroach... and heng the lift didnt break down half way....

 

[janie_wawa]

green, yes it felt so gross...from than on my hair will stand when i see lizard...it wasnt chao ta.....it was already dead but i duno whether it died becoz of the iron or not...i juz noe tat it somehow curled up...wah lau my hair stand liao..

si mark..tat looks more like a crocodile...

 

[green_tranquility]

Yeah that poor lizard had to endure being burnt, flatten, thrown in the air and its sensors blasted by Janie's high pitch screamings haha!