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JUST A STORY TO CURE SOME BOREDOM.
This is very interesting. ......... (to women) please take time to ponder...... ..(to men) enjoy the story....... .
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:
The princes, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high, as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant price she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have
to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden. But Lancelot, having learned of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, bracing himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him.
"Beautiful during the day .... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or, Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember...
IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!
This is very interesting. ......... (to women) please take time to ponder...... ..(to men) enjoy the story....... .
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:
The princes, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high, as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant price she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have
to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden. But Lancelot, having learned of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, bracing himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him.
"Beautiful during the day .... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or, Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember...
IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!
dragonfruit
Active Member
Wah Meng, your client seem to suffer from severe PMS this morning.
sgbabydoll
Active Member
As women, think we should stop mothering our partner, be more independent and be more confident about ourselves.
Morning all..
green,
whahahaaha.. sad lah u.. say till I liddat.. whahahaha.. sekali instead of turning the heat up switch, I go on the alarm switch hor? whahahaa...
Meng,
guess if u really say u go buy BK bfast ah.. sekali he ask u again whywhywhy u go buy bfast.. zzzz....
Mayi. Doll,
ya lor.. see so many postings today about gals & hb & their privancy.. haiz..
green,
whahahaaha.. sad lah u.. say till I liddat.. whahahaha.. sekali instead of turning the heat up switch, I go on the alarm switch hor? whahahaa...
Meng,
guess if u really say u go buy BK bfast ah.. sekali he ask u again whywhywhy u go buy bfast.. zzzz....
Mayi. Doll,
ya lor.. see so many postings today about gals & hb & their privancy.. haiz..
janie_wawa
New Member
morning all....
skylar...yes im serene's lao san
skylar...yes im serene's lao san
sgbabydoll
Active Member
Skylar, some women very "funny", they complain so much about their men giving them misery, yet still sticking to them refusing to let go. What do they want?
sgbabydoll
Active Member
Yesterday I thought my company has banned Web Messenger access during my one-week break. Heng, they didn't block this programme, or else I will be cut off from this world during office hours haha
green_tranquility
New Member
Cucl,
Hehe see u later. I PM u my hp no okie.
Hope I can stay up during the dance, feeling really tired today. Having meetings and meetings from 8.15am until now. Then continue from 1pm to 5plus pm. Think I have been eating lunch in front of my laptop ever since school reopens.
Hehe see u later. I PM u my hp no okie.
Hope I can stay up during the dance, feeling really tired today. Having meetings and meetings from 8.15am until now. Then continue from 1pm to 5plus pm. Think I have been eating lunch in front of my laptop ever since school reopens.
green_tranquility
New Member
Real story from someone in Singapore. U shouldn't hand your car keys attached with house keys to repairmen. Forwarded by a friend.
WOMEN SHOULDN'T LET HOUSE KEYS STRAY FROM THEIR SIDE I would like to warn women, especially young women,about the danger of giving their car keys with their house keys attached to anyone.
A good friend's daughter went to a well-known tire company to have a
flat tire repaired while she waited. Without thinking, she handed
her key ring with all her keys on it to the serviceman and waited. What
she didn't know is that most of these places also have machines that
make copies of keys. One of the servicemen copied her apartment key,
and two days later, entered her apartment late at night and raped her.
This was a business she frequented, and they had all the information
in their computer about where she lived, her phone number, etc. The man
was caught months later and the police found out that he had done this
before. He is now in jail, and my friend's daughter is trying to go on
with her life. I called my daughter right away and told her this story
so she could learn from it, too. Please, warn your readers to have
their personal keys on another key ring or have a key ring that
separates the car keys from one's personal keys.
WOMEN SHOULDN'T LET HOUSE KEYS STRAY FROM THEIR SIDE I would like to warn women, especially young women,about the danger of giving their car keys with their house keys attached to anyone.
A good friend's daughter went to a well-known tire company to have a
flat tire repaired while she waited. Without thinking, she handed
her key ring with all her keys on it to the serviceman and waited. What
she didn't know is that most of these places also have machines that
make copies of keys. One of the servicemen copied her apartment key,
and two days later, entered her apartment late at night and raped her.
This was a business she frequented, and they had all the information
in their computer about where she lived, her phone number, etc. The man
was caught months later and the police found out that he had done this
before. He is now in jail, and my friend's daughter is trying to go on
with her life. I called my daughter right away and told her this story
so she could learn from it, too. Please, warn your readers to have
their personal keys on another key ring or have a key ring that
separates the car keys from one's personal keys.
skylar, my advice, pls don't bake..i don't this is suitable for you eventhough you may be shy, demure & whatever (which is not true!!). don't make SCDF busy! wahahahahaha...
i don't like chocolate cake or brownie leh...how about kopi agar agar cake bake from oven but not ka chng?? hehehe
i don't like chocolate cake or brownie leh...how about kopi agar agar cake bake from oven but not ka chng?? hehehe
alcifertoh
New Member
hmmmm flu strain going arnd... Serene do you take any vit pills or supplements? Maybe can start with redoxant... one pill per day keeps the flu away~
skylar, cake no need to bake meh?? i want kopi cake with agar agar on top...too gao nan du right? hehe..
yeah, if you bake, SCDF got to come & rescue the residents of your block due to explosion! imagine with 1 person baking & getting so many people involved, aren't you making SCDF busy?? wahaahhaaa...kekekekke...
yeah, if you bake, SCDF got to come & rescue the residents of your block due to explosion! imagine with 1 person baking & getting so many people involved, aren't you making SCDF busy?? wahaahhaaa...kekekekke...
janie_wawa
New Member
hei bee....my da jie no nid redoxant....our mum is a doc....LOL...
she can cure alot of weird sickness 1....eh? does ur jaw still hurts?? mayb she got ways to help u too~ hahaha
she can cure alot of weird sickness 1....eh? does ur jaw still hurts?? mayb she got ways to help u too~ hahaha
janie_wawa
New Member
u see? sisters r sisters....post at the same timing.... hehehehe
sgbabydoll
Active Member
Serene, you want to try TCM?
I had persistent cough and throat infection for close to a month. After seeing a few western doctors, not much improvement. Last Tue, I went to see a TCM physician, after two bottles of TCM, I am now 99% well.
I had persistent cough and throat infection for close to a month. After seeing a few western doctors, not much improvement. Last Tue, I went to see a TCM physician, after two bottles of TCM, I am now 99% well.
alcifertoh
New Member
Ic ic cool. I also have a sensitive nose and when dust mites hit, that's it for me haha... Used to be that bad if I drink beer I will have running nose. But got over that period...
Mum's a doc? Cool. If sick can see her hahaha
Mum's a doc? Cool. If sick can see her hahaha
green_tranquility
New Member
Serene,
Your mum got track expiry dates anot? Aiya as long as she can cure the patients, she is a true doctor! haha
I took 6 different cough syrup, 1 antibotics and 1 steriods, yet my cough still there lor.
Your mum got track expiry dates anot? Aiya as long as she can cure the patients, she is a true doctor! haha
I took 6 different cough syrup, 1 antibotics and 1 steriods, yet my cough still there lor.
sgbabydoll
Active Member
Green, why don't you give my TCM physician a try?
green_tranquility
New Member
Doll,
Thanks, I'll find time go next weekend.
Now ICA gives me the same reply as last mth. I need to take leave again to go down ICA next wed. It's hard for teachers to take leave one, cos need to bother ppl cover class, leading to others badmouthing you. Sekali waste 1 day leave + 3hours queue = No outcome
Thanks, I'll find time go next weekend.
Now ICA gives me the same reply as last mth. I need to take leave again to go down ICA next wed. It's hard for teachers to take leave one, cos need to bother ppl cover class, leading to others badmouthing you. Sekali waste 1 day leave + 3hours queue = No outcome
janie_wawa
New Member
finally!!! morning all!
sgbabydoll
Active Member
Morning, morning!!!
Today feels like a Friday since no need to work tomorrow...yay!
Today feels like a Friday since no need to work tomorrow...yay!
sgbabydoll
Active Member
Mayi, VivoCity will be very crowded since it's a public holiday eve today. How about dining at Harbour Front?