Any Clubbers Out There?

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ya lor.. see pple wear pearl liao... very nice mah.. me also want.kekeke... my boss say nice but i feel abit lao lor..

Lina..
my ah bu got more pearls than me man! kekee..

Aqua..
so scary!!!!!!!!!
btw, i ltr go collect fish can? thxs
 
aqua, yup possible though possibility is really really very low. perhaps the boy had a cut in his mouth tt he himself wasn't aware. a most unfortunate case, i muz say.
 
balu eat lor mai gai come back kekekeke

my sibeh kiang lao bu..noes i will play punk 4 the dinner..so asked my sis 2 pick mi up later ^%$#!@
 
Cecilia..
wat is tuirede??

Sereneeeeeeeeeee..........
toilet tio tut ah... dun nid to call plumber lah.. go buy those 1 long long stick dunno call wat.. "zi ki teng teng ai sai tong kang" one.. from DIY stores.. think cost ard $30+ very good leh.. simi si lang kang also can tong ah.. my hse got one!!

nabz...
u scold me ah???
 
wa lan...my lao 2 4ever gou gai bu liao chi shi...i'm still waiting 4 her 2 pick me 4 dat dinner..later sure kena suan liao &%$&#$@#$@

gd luck 2 all betting 4 matches 2nite kekekeke
 
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!"

Then the teacher reluctantly called on Tony.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f#*king beautiful!' "

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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! See?"

"Very good", said her Mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde? "

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the Mummy.



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The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. A,B,C,D,E,F,G! See?"

"Very good," said her Mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy? "

"Yes it's because you're blonde!



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The following day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class today and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
 
my ah lao dun dare to bet last nite... said all not really predictable matches. only the Germany match is expected. the rest r all not really wat i thot to b...
 
I won bit bit for Germany...wanted to take sweden but in the end never so never win...else will win bit bit too.
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The rest of the matches I never play though.
 
i have to ban my ah lao liao. i said take germany he go take ecuador.. luckily i still clever didn't tell him play poland... minimise losses...
but the 2 matches after that lose... played opp way... haiz
 
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
Behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of
One of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
Good explanation "
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked
Up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
Which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied,
"Your horse called."
 
any1 going 2 the mango sale early tmr? keke

i nv been 2 any mango sale on the 1st day early in the morn hahaha n my colleague is jioing me kekeke
 
TWC...
wahahah... ya ya.. keke.. ur seabass now still dethawing ah.. really damn hard leh.. ur fridge wat brand one ah? so powerful ah.. kekeke...

but i lost leh.. haiz.. so any tips for today's match bor? whahaha....

Serene...............
u gg sales tmr ah?? I also wanna gooooooooo but cannot leh.. gotta work..
 
Cecilia446,

ai yo....ball is round ya. a lot said germany will put reserve players to play but ended up star players in the game. i m wearing germany jersey & all for germany until got a nabei tip comes in.....change my mind..eat germany then LOST! imagine wearing germany jersey took opponents.....my prediction for last nite matches all correct. take germany, poland, paraquay & sweden but said to say...i still lost!
 
skylar,

my fridge is TOSHIBA ya...very good one hor....can freeze u too if u want to....wahahhahah. imagine i lost 3 matches can still so happy....i wonder why too.
 
aqua,

i may not be able to go later as might have to go out with seno san to meet clients. sian man...like being a gigolo like tat. sigh....keep u inform.
 
WC Prediction from TWC

portugal vs mexico
portugal give 0.5, take portugal!

holland vs argentina
argentina give 0.25 or 0.5, take argentina!

hope all punters will recoup yr losses tonite. if it does happen, buy me a cup of coffee O will do.

cheers
 
TWC, ya but i still said take germany... then my hb dun wan listen... now he diam liao...

i tell you ah.. i made a summary... all the matches until now, 22 matches give ball win, 13 matches eat ball win. all the 1st games of the day give ball win, only one match (japan vs croatia) eat will win. then hor... take favourites give ball win most games about 80%. so... pple, what are you waiting for??? kekeke

the above statistics copyrights by cecilia446 hor.. kekeke.. .cos i note down and draw up excel table to tabulate hahahah!!

bye ladies and gentleman, i going out liao... today ah lao bday.. going to celebrate with him. will be back at night
 
Toshiba ah.. whahaa... okok.. next time my hse aircon break down i go to ur hse lor.. kekeke...
lost 3 matches but still happy due to ur prince maybe? whahaha...

TWC, u partime gigolo ah? whahaha...

dun say Kopi lah.. if i win i plus roti prata give u ah...
 
levynn hehehhe coz sweden has nv lose 2 england since 1968 haha so can eat plus the fact england hasnt been performing up 2 expectations kekeke

now i waiting 4 odds 4 2nite's matches...tricky tricky hehe
 
THREE days from the start of the Extra Time Off (ETO) petition, it has already received over 1,000 votes from people asking for time off.
About 800 employees from 13 companies have been given the green light to come in late the morning after the World Cup final on July 10.

The ETO petition is a joint effort by The Straits Times' new interactive platform, Stomp, and Asia Pacific Breweries to encourage flexi-time and better work-life balance.

Mr Don Lim, founder of pie chain Don Your Personal Pie Club, is letting all 30 employees from his four outlets, who normally start work at 7am, come in by 11am that day.

'There's no point if everyone comes in tired and sleepy,' he said.

The World Cup final kicks off at 2am in the early hours of July 10 (7pm on July 9 in Germany) and will end some time between 3.45am and 4.45am, depending on whether there is extra time and penalties.

When asked if he was afraid of a late opening affecting business, Mr Lim said: 'Everyone will be starting late, so it's okay.'

Over at Eagle Planners, 31 financial planners will also be getting a few hours off and coming in after lunch.

Branch manager Matthew Kang said this was the perfect opportunity to reward his team for their hard work.

The die-hard England fan even advises his team on time management.

'I told them it's fine to watch a couple of matches in the preliminaries. After that they can catch the match highlights,' said Mr Kang.

The ETO petition was launched last Saturday. Members of the public who want to be part of this movement can send in their votes via SMS or MMS to 75557, or online at www.stomp.com.sg

Anyone who votes stands a chance to win a trip for two to watch Arsenal in the English Premier League next season, as well as memorabilia signed by the club's players.

Many have responded in support of the push for work-life balance.

Ms Michelle Anne Ng, who works at mattress company Simmons, sent an SMS to say that 19 of their staff will also be getting a late start.

'We're in the business of sleep, so we want to make sure our staff get sufficient sleep.'
 


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