WHY INDIAN MARKET GOT WHACKED THE MOST?
An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, started chewing gum, poping bubble loud - sits down next to him.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation?
American: "You Indians eat the whole bread?"
Indian (coolly): "Of Course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't ..... In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India".
The American has a smirk on his face.
The Indian munches on gives a cold look but did not reply.
The American refuses to take the cue and persists:
"Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Indian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs into containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India."
The Indian puts his coffee mug down.. looks straight in the American's eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big SMILE.
Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down
into chewing gum and sell them to America."
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