hahahah minnie...close shop forever! But I heard one boy one gal no good...they call it long feng tai...
Actually best is to have 2 boys or 2 gals...think will be closer?
anyway here are some jokes to share.
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> Girl : Do you love me ?
> Boy : Yes Dear
> Girl : Would you die for me ?
> Boy : No, mine is undying love
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> Man : How old is your father ?
> Boy : As old as me
> Man : How can that be ?
> Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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> Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
> Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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> Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog"is exactly the same as
your
brother's. Did u copy his?
> Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
> Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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> Manager : Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
> Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact, I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!
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> Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?"
> College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."
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> "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters
who
will be coming to school."
> "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say
when
u told her u are the only child?"
> "She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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> Teacher: "Where were u born?"
> Student: "Singapore, Sir."
> Teacher: "Which part?"
> Student: "All of me, Sir."
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> Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
> Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
> Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
> Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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> A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
> Only one hand shot up.
> "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
> "'Unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal
is
a sick eagle."
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> Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
> Dentist : $90.00.
> Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
> Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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> Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
> Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
> Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
> Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."
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> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> "What did u get?" asked his father.
> "My marks are under water," said the boy.
> "What do u mean 'under water'?"
> "They are all below 'C' level"