Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
>A: Both keep searching for new holes.
>
>Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
>A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it
>doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
>
>Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
>A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the
>baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
>
>Q: What's the height of recycling?
>A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
>
>Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as
>I have advised?
>A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
>
>Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito
>enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
>A: The boy friend's hand.
>
>Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
>removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
>A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".