Any Clubbers Out There?


Man says to wife: I fancy kinky sex. How abt it if I cum in your ear?

Wife says: No, I might go DEAF.

Man says: What nonsense!! I’ve been cumming in your mouth for the past 20 years and you are still farkin' TALKING……
 
For all those men who say: "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you.....

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage...

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire PIG,....

Just to get a little sausage....
 
Rooster & Cat are going over bridge. Cat slips & falls into river.
Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story?
Whenever there's a wet p*ssy, there's
a happy co*k...
 
Singapore Sale is ON..............

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Little Johnny asked for a new bicycle for his birthday.

"Son, we'd love to give you a new bike but our home mortgage is $280,000, your mother just lost her job, and there's just no way we can afford it," said his father.

The next morning, Dad caught Little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.

"Johnny? Where are you going?"

"I'm leaving!" replied Little Johnny indignantly.

"But why, son?"

Another joke ........

"Well, Dad, last night, when I passed your room, I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out, and then she told you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm staying here alone with a $280,000 mortgage and no bicycle!"
 
Lina juz copy the sheet so all the sheets will b same lor wahhahaha

skylar i anyhow click then manage 2 do it but still haven found out the rite way kekeke
 
thks skylar & serene =) i really forgot liao ...

4 ur shopping pleasure:
26 & 27 May - Wisma (till 12am), Ctrpoint (till 11pm), Plaza Sing (till 11pm)
27 May - Tangs (till 12am)

2 & 3 Jun - Wisma (till 12am)
2 Jun - Raffles City Shopping Ctr (till 12am)
3 Jun - DFS (till 11 pm), Marina Sq (till 12am)

9 Jun - DFS (till 11pm), Millenia Walk (till 11pm), Bugis Jn (till 12am)

10 Jun - Suntec City (till 1am), CityLink Mall (till 12am)

16 & 17 Jun - Bugis Street (till 12am)

24 Jun - Tangs (till 12am)
 
Minnie, no lah...not feeling well...but lunch I managed to go Jacks Place for steak! Feel so man zu now. kekeke

skylar, you also always on leave mah. kekeke
 
Aqua...
how was ur luk gao throwing last nite? throw until take half day leave ah? whahaha....

Serene..
go la kopi lor.. ur fav sport! whahaha..

Cutie gal..
we do everything & we enjoy it! keeeekekeke....
 
skylar sibeh kiang..my colleague juz say 'i'll come n collect u 4 tiramisu later' wahahhaha

eh u shld rephrase...'we do everything nasty n we enjoy it' lol

hi Cutie Gal!
 
Hi CutieGal,

Welcome!!

Aqua,

I dun really fancy Jack's Place steak. Maybe the branch at my place serves lousy steaks... I prefer Stuart Andersons and Angus.
 
whaha.. just satisfed my urge for Jack's steak last weekend .. ekeke.. ok la.. so so lor..

Angus of coz cannot fight with Jack lah... Lawrys steak also nice man! yummy....
 
skylar, throw until 12am plus...kekeke...then this morning dun feel well so told boss I will take half day today.

I went sakae yesterday...not bad...

Minnie, I prefer Angus too but too far...jacks place and that deep fried mushroom place at Jln Kayu(paisey suddenly cannot remember the name, Serene and Skylar should know) is the nearest available.
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JERRYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missing their deep fried mushrooms liao... kekeke...

btw.. just got a voucher from Michaelango's for my birdday ... kekeke...
 
Aqua,

Where is Jerry's? Never been there.... Dun mind trying cos not too far for me too. Hehehe...

Serene... New Asia Bar 50% off is from wat time to wat time? Must make reservation or can just walk in? Will I be suffocated in a chimney there? I suaku, never go before.
 
hey ladies, can you all find birkenstock and birkenstock-footshopping thread? like disappeared? i need to trace back the amount to refund people but cannot find the thread!
 
Minnie its everyday b4 9pm hehehe

i doubt can reserve if u r not member so on weekdays if u go early like 7ish n if u r lucky u can still get a seat

its pretty chilled out in the evening n of coz the nice view hehehe
 
Serene,

Xie Xie ni!! I check w my collicks. Think one of them may be a member... Nemind I call the place later to check if can reserve or not.

Club Street also haf ah??
 

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