Any Clubbers Out There?

OKIE here's <font size="+2">9999th</font>!

I go buy ice-milo first...come back later for <font size="+2">10000th</font>
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but my problem is not at the back, though it'll bite at the start... but after that, it's my small toes leh... always will get abrasions...
 
i also dunno leh... it's juz my littlest toes... maybe becoz the bone is like a bit outwards... not all normal like the other toes... keke...
 
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Tell u all something ah.. My boss just send me an email... i see liao... laft until pengz man!! See wat he send me...

Can you pls put this on a letterhead for me:

Dear CID Officer,

I am receiving life threatenting messages from my evil secretary. I am now fearing for my life and am unable to focus on my work. Could you kindly advise what kind of immediate remedial actions you can take. Would it be within my rights to lock her up in one of our office cabinets?

Sincerely,


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Can u all tell/teach me how to reply him
 
wuahahahah skylar your boss joker man!

Let's think of a reply.

Erm...btw I am a <font size="+2"><font color="0000ff">Senior Member</font></font> already...wuahahahah aka senior citizen? kekekek
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wa kaoz! got senior member one ah!!! haahaha!!! then after senior member is what??? pensionable??? haahahah!

skylar your boss another joker leh!! haha!! what did you do to make me send this to you huh??? hahaha!! eh.. you know what? you just copy and print on letterhead and pass to him lor... hahaha!!!
 
wahahha... skylar... ur boss very farni...

Dear Big Brother Long,
I'm afraid my boss already found out about our plan to rob him blind tonight. Maybe I should first put a few drops of drugs into his coffee n let him knock out first before I let u into the office, n pretend to scream n act frantic n call the police?

Please kindly advise before all your brothers arrive.

Gam xia.
 
Wahaha.. Aqua... Senior Member... no lah.. he ask me make for him a cuppa espresso so I told him that I am not responsible for his sudden loss of hair, body numbness or sudden falling of the chair .....
 
Leynn,
not a bad idea.. but I wanna be in the position of the CID officer to reply to him leh... how ah? btw.. he is indeed a joker one lah... buay tahan him man!!

Just now.. he called me from outside. so I act like voice recorder &amp; said

"This is Skylar's recorded service, she is not at her desk right now."

U know what he answered me back??

"Ya rite! I know its you!! To leave a voice msg, press 1, To look for Skylar, Slap her..."

Nabz...
 
Cecilia,

I did lah.. make the kopi &amp; write my note on a notepad &amp; stick it on his cup lor.. whahaha...

ya he is ang mor.. won't understand one...
 
Dear Sir,

After assessing your situation n keeping a secret tab on your secretary, I find that she is actually not as evil as u made her out to b. In fact, I thought, "How could such a pretty girl like this b so evil?" and I thought right. She is the nicest person I've ever met. I think u r really very very very lucky to have such a secretary, responsible n considerate.

I can safely assume that it's all in your mind that she would ever try to harm u.

And for your info, the office cabinets r too big for that sexy slim figure of your secretary.

Yours sincerely.
 
guys, guess wad?

rem the PA position i was telling u all abt yest? i sent out my resume after lunch 2day n i juz recvd a call from my agency

the client wanna intv me this evening...i freaked out n told them i'm dressed down 2day..but the client said nvm they oso same n would like 2 meet me...wa lan i very gan jiong leh...

told my boss abt it n he ask mi 2 leave now lol

wish me luck hor? tho i'm so very confident kekekeke

tell u all more 2nite!
 
good luck serene!!!! go go go!!! kekeke

skylar how to work for him like that!! haha! i will die laffing lor!! hahaha!!!

aqua... no no.. become moderator haha!! then you remove the posting rights of those who like to 'bao doh' people one.. the thread that sell the nice shoes... some joker go complain again... think will remove in no time...
 
ya la... aqua... go become moderator... then those u buay song one, straight away remove posting rights. then secretly keep those got selling nice stuff ones n gai xiao to us... keke...
 
Wahh.. Bye.. those who are going home.. kekeke...

ltr gg for makan..

Levynn..
good one!kekek.. will try &amp; see wat he will come back with ya!

Cecilia..
ya lor... he always make me laft one leh..

Aqua..
MOD MOD..MOD.. ekekke
 
These will keep u all lafting away man!

My reply to my boss :

Dear Sir,

After serious assessment of your situation and keeping a secret tab on your secretary, I find that she is actually not as evil as you had made her out to be. In fact, from our secret tabbing sources I thought, "How could such a pretty girl like this be so evil?" and my thoughts are right. She is the nicest person I've ever met to meet up with your express meal requests. I think you are really very very very lucky to have such a secretary, responsible &amp; considerate.

I can safely assume that it's all in your mind that she would ever try to harm you.

And for your info, looking from my videocam, your office cabinets are too big for that sexy slim figure of your secretary.

Yours sincerely.
CID Officer


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My colleague (she is a recep who always make kopi for him too) reply to my boss, cc me:

Dear Sir,

From the video cam I also notice a few very very bad habits that shd not be practice in the office. These are :-

1.Asking the pretty secretary to put up with your express meal requests; and

2.Asking the sexy secretary for espresso; and

3.Not paying the sexy secretary for the $15.00 per cup of espresso; and

4.You SHOULD DO belly dance in the office instead of serving detention.

Regards
Senior CID Officer

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MY BOSS REPLY TO ME, CC HER (she is very plump type) -

Dear Sir,

I do agree with you on my pretty &amp; sexy PA working for me, in fact it was her luck too that I employed her as it goes to show her status in my comp. If she could have got any sexier, she will be doing the Broadway CrazyHorse dance here in Sin previously, &amp; I will be her mgr then.

As for the other ladies who deem herself as a secretary. It seems to me as though you may be confusing this case with another one for there are no other pretty or sexy secretaries working in my office. I only have 1 big round people here who want to charge for doing anything and everything that she does for me.

Regards,
 
haha skylar
u hv a lot of jokers in ur opic, tis kind of environment good leh, pple all hv great sense of humour. &amp; also hor, u all must be in a very good mood today =)

hey serene
though u probably see this late, good luck and knock them dead.

bye ladies, home sweet home.
 
Her Reply to him, cc me :

Dear Sir,

Kindly please go and purchase eye drop for your eyes or simply go and get a pair of glasses for old man (you badly need one). As far as I have seen from the video cam the only person that is big and round like a watermelon is you. Sir you really need to do belly dance it will make your tummy smaller as having salads will never make you slim.

Looking forward to seeing your belly dancing on the video cam.

Regards
Senior CID Officer

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My reply to him, cc her :

Dear Sir

Firstly, it is almost unlike for us the CID Department to be confused with any cases. Each case is tagged with an specific ID, for this case, its called "Sexy-Sec-Corny-Boss".

I strongly agree with my Senior CID Officer. In fact half of time when I am looking at the video cam, the view was usually blocked by your passing figure and I always thought that my videocam is faulty.

No doubt looking at you chomping down your salads for the past 2 days has no effect on your build at the moment. So beside what my Senior CID Officer had suggested – Belly Dancing, kindly do your dancing movements &amp; keep out of the Videocam setup as I do not want you to bang on my videocam whilst I have to pay for any damage caused on my job.

Sincerely,
CID Officer

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His reply to us before he left for the day :

Dear Sir,

Your response makes me question whether you have the mental faculties to carry out this job. Pls find another job that is more suited to your very limited intellectual resources.

Regards,
 
wahahahaha... i would have enjoyed working in your office, skylar... it's all these pple who make the days n ur mood better...
 
Hi everyone here! Im very glad dat u've been to my webby.. I can understand the fears some have for purchasing online. I posted my shop here is b'cos the rental @ Raffles r rather high dats y i didn't intend to continue..but of cos' if there's a chance I'll be glad to go back there again as all my regulars &amp; kind customers r all there.In fact, im hoping to get a place soon shld there b a chance dat i can get upon on.. meanwhile,im still uploading d pics on clothings,so i need more time..Hopefully,u gals can hv fun browsing my web ya.. Thks everyoneï¼
 
da jia hehe thanx 4 all ur well wishes

i tink i did well enuf n the HR manager is gonna arrange 4 mi 2 meet my so called potential boss whose from netherlands when he's in town next week or after kekekeke
 
good serene!! i have a hunch you will get it!!

eileen, noproblem cos we are just worried about sizes rather than anything
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aqua, your hb cousin is the one on june maxim coverpage?? that zhar bo chio leh!!!
 
cecilia hahaha actually (tis may sound hao lian but heck) i noe i will definitely get it 1 hahaha coz the ball is in my court juz dat i really gotta tink abt it..n c if dats really wad i wan..i wanted 2 take a long break after my current job...so not prep 2 work hard so soon kekeke
 
Hi Eileen

i recvd ur email, thanx! hehe i lurve the shoes n probably will order the very 1st pair in red perhaps kekeke juz dat i'm worried the size or cutting dun fit
 
cecilia...she is still a student...tat time took part in star idol contest...was in the last 4 or 5 contestants.

She really prettier in person...know her quite well cos always see her during family gathering...imagine last time when I just know my hubby she's only 9 yo.
 
serene, her teeth in person dun look awful but dunno why on mag like that but maybe she wont do it now cos still schooling...later on when have more cash probably she will do it.
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but how come she on the cover ah? i saw it cos i was in the petrol kiosk... was grabbing the newspaper and saw some chio bu on maxim... star idol? i never watch all these shows one...
 
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