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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
wahahahahaha.. tamade!!! hahahaha so funnY!!!

my side going to have thunderstorm again sian leh everyday at this time sure rain.. i think already few weeks like that liao..
 
Serene..
maybe ur side quiet liao.. trying to gek all the lain drops ah.. sekali u step out niah.. thunderstorm ah! whahaha.a..............
 
har? like dat oso pan dang har? wait till u hear my MIL's ideas of pan dang manz whahahahaha

toking abt her..she dabao some food previously 4 my ah lao in tupperware..then laz nite we wanna return..b4 stepping out i put inside a plastic bag n pass 2 ah lao..n another bag is trash..sekali my ah lao nv c properly dump everything...reach his parents hse then realise..wa lan eh ...she nag abit then my face change colour liao tell her i will buy n compensate her n she diam diam then say nvm lah small thing
 
Wahaha.. Serene..
remind me of last nite also... mom bought chicken wings.. then when i go bath come out wanna eat, my ah lao finish everything.. then i kao peh kao bu coz I really wanna eat leh.. then i nag nag nag until he tell me ok ok lah.. i tor out gif u back lah.. u want?

then I tell him OK! if u can tor out 1 full nice whole wing give me then I eat! then he diam diam..shake his head... whahaha...
 
hahahaha!!! serene! why your ah lao so blur one! tupperware not cheap leh! kekeke

skylar your hb no ggod, never leave some for you all eat finish...
 
i oso say he blur but the mother n son say my fault..say how come i pass him the trash n tupperware nv tell him DUHHHH so blind meh?? somemore i din tie the bags wa lan..was gonna erupt liao then they stop
 
toking abt chix wings...now i craving 4 crystal jades...wa danz..dat day walked past wisma cant help but buy a few home ahahah yummmmmyyyyyyyyyy
 
wa lau...u gals making me hungry wif chicken wings leh....

cecilia...me gng down to check my reno later after work alone....coz shawn got to work OT....everytime go there wanted to try the teo chew porrige but every time also long q....so fed up....hmmm...
 
wahh.. so far ah.. then too bad liao lor...

u & who meeting ya?

come Jln Kayu ah.. also got teo chew porridge mah... buffet somemore.. whahha.a.
 
skylar i noe i noe dat 'chao zhou' hehehe

i noe the boss leh..he n his mum own a fish farm in pasir ris..we used 2 go n buy corals from them hehehe
 
no nid to acc him....hv assign him work to do liao....he hv to go to monitor the last part/touch up of the reno from 2day onwards....hahaha...
 
juz came back kopi wif my boss keke

i din noe its secretaries week tis week till i heard class95...tho i'm not secretary..i'm still gonna ketok them later hahahaa
 
ya men skylar, u can b 101% sure tt the kakis that u called for the BBQ WILL NOT offer 2 help u clean up afterwards hahaha. btw, skylar, is it a large scale event? by the sound of it, u like invite a lot of pple, is it??
 

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