Any Clubbers Out There?


levynn, books by sandra brown generally quite trashy and good storyline.
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I am now reading her thriller...chill factor.

Thanks serene and minnie...will go and bring the book down from the shelf tonight!
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classic novels? i only like wuthering heights n great expectations. the others, like pride n prejudice... dun appeal to me leh...

aqua... i dun really like sandra brown's books. but my sis is a fan of hers...
 
hiya... my contribution for today...
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Separated from his travel group in the Sahara Desert, a tourist begged a passing nomad for water. "Sorry," said the tribesman. "I have no water, but I do have a selection of lovely ties for sale."

"You must be crazy," the tourist replied. Close to death from thirst, he saw another nomad. "Water!" he gasped. "Give me some water."

"I have no water," came the reply, "only these handsome ties that I'd be glad to sell you."

The tourist stumbled on until, to his astonishment, he saw a magnificent hotel far in the distance. Crawling at last into the lobby, he croaked, "Please give me water."

"I'm sorry, sir," the doorman said. "We don't let anyone in without a tie."

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The hostess at a party served a guest a cup of punch, warning him it was liberally laced with liquor. Next, she offered some to a religious man, who said, "I would rather commit adultery than drink liquor!"
Hearing this, the first man poured his punch back into the bowl and said, "Sorry, I didn't know we had a choice."

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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my BMW!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my god....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!!"
 
wow now talking about books ah? aqua i got my palm liao.... i spoil the screen protector haha, heck care dont put liao... hope i won't scratch it with my cat claws....

eh talking about books.. that dya i went my friend's house and took a few books from her, cos i going to acc my hb to those boring soccer sessions so might as well bring some books to read... i finished this old book shanghai baby .. although not very educational, but the description of feelings really true you know.... a bit touched by the words the author use...
 
ok la... its not the mainstream novels... but the words used by the author is good that it reaches your heart.... this book about a shanghai woman who has a lover who's married... and the messy life in shanghai of the friends around her...
 
i have been reading books by tis indian lady author Chitra Divakaruni...its pretty nice so u all may wanna try reading her books hehe

i read 2 so far...Queen of Dreams n Sisters Of My Heart..liked both
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aqua ok lor the palm... but i have to go home use my own computer to synchronise everything... ofice comp can't... so now just exploring.. not used to it... cos always use hp to double up as organiser...

serene.. similiar ah? also r-rated one ah>? kekeke... i like her choice of words... will go find this marrying buddha...

aqua no need buy, i pass to you some other day... i finish reading liao
 
hahahaha!! diff men!!! think that author really met a lot of men in her life hor? cos she really so good at her words... she very chio leh....somemore daughter of an army officer brought up in a very strict military style...

ya aqua got the pouch also...
 
Aqua,

Really ah? Maybe I should go and borrow and read soon...

Ceci,

Oh, ok. Sounds quite drama kind. The last book I read was: Private Dancer. Abit trashy kind about a thai pros and a farang...
 
cecilia i find her not dat chio lah..saw her pic in the papers a few times keke

i tink her private life very luan...very real lor

the way she describe how she liked her cheongsam 2 b torn..fwah kekekeke
 
all the r-rated books haha!!

serene really ah? i don't quite remember, i tot she is... maybe saw wrong photo haha! wa lao... CS to be torn.. give me la don't waste haha!
 
i oso like dat tink kekeke

i tink the pic in her book she looked nice lah..but those REAL pics i saw on papers n articles hmm so so nia lah
 
sleeping in one corner ba... skylar you went coach last night a not?

aqua, tansy, you going coach tonight right? check whetehr they have the PDA pouch here in leh...
 
cecilia, if I go will check it out...skylar went yesterday but she din tell me about the pda pouch...only told me she like one bag...and duffle wristlet not that big...was talking to her half way before I went for my dental appointment.
 
not enough one lar! i give up liao.. so i don't care just buy lor! haha! bought the palm , then i buy the coach pda pouch, then GSS, then pay income tax... don't care
 
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the
letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LETS RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS NO MORE ZS

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep, someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands (probably a son-in-law)!
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
 
huh? my one month performance finish liao lor!! haha! ot to wait until july then have a little bit... half month the most... not enough leh...
 
Waasssuuuupppppppppppppppp

kekke... Cecilia..
yap.. me went Coach last nite.. saw the wristlet which Aqua wanted to buy lor.. not bad lar really I quite like it too.. but I saw another bigger bag .. drooling......

they dun have PDA bag there leh.. i saw the Ipod & the mini one now on sale... eekekke...
 
not working today lah.. Aqua.. hwhahaa....

the ipod mini is $167 if I am not wrong, the original price was $175. the normal ipod is $225 too.. kekeke..

their new limited edition range of white with little bee one also quite cute.. kekkee...
I also quite like their key pouch... might wanna buy that.. kekee...
 
wa lao aqua yours all come one shot very shiok hor!!!

skylar don't have ah??? ok aqua you ask clarins lia.. haha! whether can tompang her col if the trip is confirmed... hehe
 
ipod mini case so ex ah?? eh.. aqua.. i think my DFS card got additional 15% on top of their discount... if i'm not wrong la...

skylar i don't like the bee bee bumper bee one leh... very funny... not used to it maybe..
 
ceci, wah ur DFS card so good, on top of discounted item still got 15% ar!! Now got sales on meh? I saw the wristlet online, v tempted to buy. Else is the wkend pocket pouch.
 
cecilia...cos AG wants to buy the ipod mini case.

so skylar what you buying? You still getting the wristlet?

cecilia...with the new bigger coach stores...they may bring in the pda pouch I think. I will check with Clarins...but so far no news from her.
 
Aqua..
thot of .. u getting from who ah? me also thot of getting the PDA or wristlet, either one.. I did check with DFS, the gal say they dun hve PDA lor... how??

u got news, let me know.. so u collecting ur palm today ah? kekeke..
 
aiya... i go coach stores no discount leh... must be DFS coach stores...

ya tansy.. as long as if its in DFS... sales items on top VIP discount is applicable on top ....
 


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