Any Clubbers Out There?
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aquarius_888
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minnie_gal16
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Good Morning!!
Skylar,
No lah, I dun mean it dat way but I never thought of calling them up to "cow beh" loh... Cos I prob gabra whilst talking to them. Next time if it should ever happen again, I ask you for help can??? Kekekke...
Skylar,
No lah, I dun mean it dat way but I never thought of calling them up to "cow beh" loh... Cos I prob gabra whilst talking to them. Next time if it should ever happen again, I ask you for help can??? Kekekke...
cecilialim
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she coming back tmr... she on leave today also...
cecilialim
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haha! you also go take leave lor! then surprise FH... kekeke. he sure hug you like mad! haha!
cecilialim
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makan what time? where? i no need shop for costume jewellery... cos i wear all the real ones!! kekekeke.. hehe no la, my wedding date not fix yet.. so no need buy first...
tansy... you miss him hor... kekeke
tansy... you miss him hor... kekeke
Aiyo...how come so early ar?? i've appt at 2pm tho. It's either i skip tat or i see how. Wat time will u all shop n lim kopi till?
And Raffles MRT??? here got things to buy meh???
Ceci, of cos miss him lar. Tis time round he's back for a wk, cos 2 May we gonna take PS too.
And Raffles MRT??? here got things to buy meh???
Ceci, of cos miss him lar. Tis time round he's back for a wk, cos 2 May we gonna take PS too.
wow cecilia, i dun noe how long we will shop till and wat time and ware for kopi nw leh...i tink mayb 1 plus to 2 pm then we go makan and drink ba...got to check wif the mummy to be first...confirm wif u again ok...
tansy, nt shopping at raffles mrt but mit there first...the place we gng is south bridge road in between boat quay and clarke quay....
tansy, nt shopping at raffles mrt but mit there first...the place we gng is south bridge road in between boat quay and clarke quay....
cecilialim
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tansy you very clever hor, fix to do all the tedious stuff when he is back kekeke, so he has to take leave come here for all these things and go back work ah? so he going to be base at shanghai for how long?
diana.. ok lor, you check with the mummy... but she can a not? will it be tiring to make her walk her and there?
diana.. ok lor, you check with the mummy... but she can a not? will it be tiring to make her walk her and there?
aquarius_888
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Hi ladies
Something funny to share! This is the first time I read this.
BIRTHDAY PRESENT
Art was out shopping in the mall when he meets his brother Jim outside the jewelers. Jim notices that Art has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "So what have you just purchased Art?" Jim asks.
"Well, now that you've asked," replies Art, "it's my Sheri's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her birthday she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.'"
"So what did you get her?" Jim asks.
Art replies, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."
Something funny to share! This is the first time I read this.
BIRTHDAY PRESENT
Art was out shopping in the mall when he meets his brother Jim outside the jewelers. Jim notices that Art has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "So what have you just purchased Art?" Jim asks.
"Well, now that you've asked," replies Art, "it's my Sheri's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her birthday she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.'"
"So what did you get her?" Jim asks.
Art replies, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."
aquarius_888
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
THIRD DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
THIRD DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."
cecilialim
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hahaha!!! better not let my hb know... he won't be so clever to think of that!! hahaahah!
aquarius_888
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This is very true and good …..
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother.
As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter,
"Don't forget your girlfriends," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you'll have, you are still going to need girlfriends.
Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. And remember that girlfriends are not only your friends, but your sisters, our daughters, and other relatives too. You'll need other women. Women always do."
'What a funny piece of advice,' the young woman thought. 'Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake, a grown-up, not a young girl who needs girlfriends! Surely my husband and the family we'll start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'
But she listened to her Mother; she kept contact with her girlfriends and made more each year.
As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon a woman, girlfriends are the mainstays of her life.
After 50 years of living in this world, here is what she learned:
Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
Love waxes and wanes.
Heart breaks.
Careers end.
Jobs come and go.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Men don't call when they say they will.
BUT girlfriends are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it for yourself, your girlfriends will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.
Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you. Or come in and carry you out.
The world wouldn't be the same without them.
When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other.
Every day, we need each other still.
Pass this on to the women who help make your life work.
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother.
As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter,
"Don't forget your girlfriends," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you'll have, you are still going to need girlfriends.
Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. And remember that girlfriends are not only your friends, but your sisters, our daughters, and other relatives too. You'll need other women. Women always do."
'What a funny piece of advice,' the young woman thought. 'Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake, a grown-up, not a young girl who needs girlfriends! Surely my husband and the family we'll start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'
But she listened to her Mother; she kept contact with her girlfriends and made more each year.
As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon a woman, girlfriends are the mainstays of her life.
After 50 years of living in this world, here is what she learned:
Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
Love waxes and wanes.
Heart breaks.
Careers end.
Jobs come and go.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Men don't call when they say they will.
BUT girlfriends are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it for yourself, your girlfriends will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.
Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you. Or come in and carry you out.
The world wouldn't be the same without them.
When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other.
Every day, we need each other still.
Pass this on to the women who help make your life work.
aquarius_888
New Member
A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150?" she cried, "£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!"
The vet shrugged.
"I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab report and the Cat scan, it's now £150."
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150?" she cried, "£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!"
The vet shrugged.
"I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab report and the Cat scan, it's now £150."
Wahaha...Aqua, u and n non stop nonsense emails!!
ceci, he'll b there until he resign and find another job lo. Hah, tis time round he dun need to really take a wk leave, cos Labour Day, China got holiday too.
Diana, if u all gonna shop till 1plus, think i can still make it for my 2pm appt in Jurong then. Else if i skip tat appt, i lobo in town till evening ar...cos hav arranged for facial at 6.30pm in bugis.
ceci, he'll b there until he resign and find another job lo. Hah, tis time round he dun need to really take a wk leave, cos Labour Day, China got holiday too.
Diana, if u all gonna shop till 1plus, think i can still make it for my 2pm appt in Jurong then. Else if i skip tat appt, i lobo in town till evening ar...cos hav arranged for facial at 6.30pm in bugis.
aquarius_888
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hahahah!
hey this is cute.
http://www.coach.com/aspx/content/product.aspx?product_no=7674&category_id=193&easyask_id=
hey this is cute.
http://www.coach.com/aspx/content/product.aspx?product_no=7674&category_id=193&easyask_id=
cecilialim
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i like it in white aqua... i got no PDA leh... too big for my handphone.. but still nice hor... can act liek a pouch.. hmmmmm
so saw anything you like last night?
the nano sold already... so maybe i not buying liao...
ok diana.. you let me know again...
tansy so he wanna resign me? good wa work there...
so saw anything you like last night?
the nano sold already... so maybe i not buying liao...
ok diana.. you let me know again...
tansy so he wanna resign me? good wa work there...
aquarius_888
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ya the white and gold colour also nice...the pink not so nai kan...
Didn't go yesterday hehe...cos thought taka still have then can go.
Didn't go yesterday hehe...cos thought taka still have then can go.
aquarius_888
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skylar, cute hor...but a bit expensive lor.
you know the stuff your mum bought for EG? is it food stuff?
you know the stuff your mum bought for EG? is it food stuff?
cecilialim
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tansy you wanna quite ah??
aqua, not ex la.... ex meh? i tot around $150 consider ok liao...
aqua, not ex la.... ex meh? i tot around $150 consider ok liao...
aquarius_888
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skylar, ok ok cos paisey lah have not gone to your place to collect. I scared later 'du tio yi'...wuahahahaha
The palm ah...yesterday just call to give them piece of my mind...actually the stock in about 3-4 days ago but that person never call me lor...but now he say will put my request on priority.
That sales person really very good in pacifying an angry customer. I even told my hubby about it.
Cecilia, I find it expensive cos can buy a wristlet already. hahahah
The palm ah...yesterday just call to give them piece of my mind...actually the stock in about 3-4 days ago but that person never call me lor...but now he say will put my request on priority.
Cecilia, I find it expensive cos can buy a wristlet already. hahahah
cecilialim
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oh ya hor... but ok la... cos the pouch can put same amount of stuff as wrislet... actually wrislet only can put some coins dollar notes and cards that's it liao... too bulky also not nice...
wa aqua, sekali he sold off everything then how?
wa aqua, sekali he sold off everything then how?
aquarius_888
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cecilia...no worries...cos they have stock coming in every now and then.
I am quite keen on the duffle wristlet...the actual thing quite spacious...can even put a pda.
skylar, ya lor...cos I told him I have been waiting for 2 weeks and now this. How much longer do I have to wait? Then he told me not to be upset and apologise for the delay etc...
hahahahah li mai kay kay hor...you also kia du tio gui right?
skylar, ya lor...cos I told him I have been waiting for 2 weeks and now this. How much longer do I have to wait? Then he told me not to be upset and apologise for the delay etc...
hahahahah li mai kay kay hor...you also kia du tio gui right?
cecilialim
Active Member
the palm still got promo bo? i also go buy... then uy the couch pouch wahahahaha...
aquarius_888
New Member
wuahahaha cecilia...ni zhong Coach de du hen shen ah!
I think still on...else you call tangs to give them your name and number so they can contact you when the stock is in. But remember to buy April's Womens Weekly for the cut-out coupon.
I think still on...else you call tangs to give them your name and number so they can contact you when the stock is in. But remember to buy April's Womens Weekly for the cut-out coupon.
cecilialim
Active Member
aqua... me and coach already merge into one liao.. hahahaha!!!! why ned women's weekly coupon? cannot just buy like that ah?
skylar all the wrislet big enough to put PDA... but after you put PDA can't put handphone liao lor...
skylar all the wrislet big enough to put PDA... but after you put PDA can't put handphone liao lor...
aquarius_888
New Member
hahahahah...you mean the fake or the real 'gui'? wuahahahaha
Clarins hasn't confirm her colleague's trip yet so not yet. You keen on the duffle wristlet right?
Cecilia, some small one cannot put PDA...like those 6" one. Cut out very important else you dun get the free pouch and I think got to pay $228. wuahahahaha...you and coach merge into one already!
Clarins hasn't confirm her colleague's trip yet so not yet. You keen on the duffle wristlet right?
Cecilia, some small one cannot put PDA...like those 6" one. Cut out very important else you dun get the free pouch and I think got to pay $228. wuahahahaha...you and coach merge into one already!
aquarius_888
New Member
Nabz...wuahahahah Gong Gong Gu Ni Hun? buay tahan!
cecilialim
Active Member
hahahahah!!! your chimology a lot leh skylar!!1 milk powder also can say hahahah!!!
wa... i don't know where i throw my women's weekly liao.. i didn;t even see the coupon...
wa... i don't know where i throw my women's weekly liao.. i didn;t even see the coupon...
Aqua..
nabz.. lah u.. both lah!! but the fako gui more scary eh buay ah! whhaaha.....
so u ask Clarins colleague to buy Coach liao ah? hmm... kkekeke.....
Cecilia...
ya mah... the cut out very impt otherwise u got no free pouch & also u have to pay $228 whilst we only pay $199 leh... diff lor...
nabz.. lah u.. both lah!! but the fako gui more scary eh buay ah! whhaaha.....
so u ask Clarins colleague to buy Coach liao ah? hmm... kkekeke.....
Cecilia...
ya mah... the cut out very impt otherwise u got no free pouch & also u have to pay $228 whilst we only pay $199 leh... diff lor...
cecilialim
Active Member
ok ok i go dig, die die must dig out, if not go buy one more copy
aquarius_888
New Member
hahahah really more scary? kekeke not yet...only told her what I want but still need to confirm if her colleague going or not.
cecilia, you buy one more copy from the forumers here still cheaper than paying $228.
cecilia, you buy one more copy from the forumers here still cheaper than paying $228.
cecilialim
Active Member
ya tansy you want?
aquarius_888
New Member
skylar you want to buy what item?