Any Clubbers Out There?
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aquarius_888
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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him
that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from
the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no".
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door
and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.
They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from
the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no".
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door
and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.
They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
aquarius_888
New Member
the cut or uncut thread...
cecilialim
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wah.. whole day forum so cranky!!! i can't get use to calling my in laws 'Pa' and 'Ma'!!! !haha!! i will still tell everyone that i'm ms lim la... Madam lim sounds so OLD!!! kekeke
yupz serene, think will need a years time to plan the AD carefully, we do not have intention to hold it within these 2 years.. still recovering from ROM, anxious to see the photos.. saw a few my sis took for me... i'm in live with them!! haha!
yupz serene, think will need a years time to plan the AD carefully, we do not have intention to hold it within these 2 years.. still recovering from ROM, anxious to see the photos.. saw a few my sis took for me... i'm in live with them!! haha!
abit shack..but feeling very gd 2day! kekeke
retail therapy helps hahahaha i tell u all...nine west latest range all damn nice!! bot 2 pairs of shoes yest...wa lau...still got a few more i like!! very nice leh....
skylar i finally chk out Balcony liao..wa danz..cannot lah..dat place sibeh hot! almost died there
retail therapy helps hahahaha i tell u all...nine west latest range all damn nice!! bot 2 pairs of shoes yest...wa lau...still got a few more i like!! very nice leh....
skylar i finally chk out Balcony liao..wa danz..cannot lah..dat place sibeh hot! almost died there
cecilialim
Active Member
morning everyone!!! levynn today's my fav day also!! kekeke! me also still a 'Ms' to many people, didn't tell many that i got ROMed, only close colleagues...
ok ok diana, sure will let you see
ok ok diana, sure will let you see
adelinekhoo
New Member
morning all!!!
serene & levynn *hugs* how are u?
See wat i also want to see...!! *kpo again*
serene & levynn *hugs* how are u?
See wat i also want to see...!! *kpo again*
cecilialim
Active Member
ok ok.. levynn one sure nice, cos its AD, mine only ROM la... but no worries i will put up the link after i upload the photos...
aquarius_888
New Member
Good morning all!
Adel, would you by any chance be preggie? Else why so long never see you? Me lagi kpo.
Adel, would you by any chance be preggie? Else why so long never see you? Me lagi kpo.
adelinekhoo
New Member
aqua *hugs* no news yet from me leh. u leh?? lao er got news liao???
serene, busy lohz. now starting of year muz be more hardwerking then can lag towards end of the year! wuahahahaaa
levynn, ohh.. i want to see too hor. aiyah busy leh. if can i also want to stay at home every day.. haha
serene, busy lohz. now starting of year muz be more hardwerking then can lag towards end of the year! wuahahahaaa
levynn, ohh.. i want to see too hor. aiyah busy leh. if can i also want to stay at home every day.. haha
The story took place during the 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar and revolved around a young lad named Sam. Sam at that time was working as a general worker, in a small company located at Tuas.
During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work OT in order to meet a deadline due tomorrow. By the time everything was done, it was already past 1 am and Sam was the last person left in the office. He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour. He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop.
The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forestation surrounding the area. Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere. He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman.
The old woman was dressed in white samfoo and black pant, attire favoured by maids in those early days or "Ma Jie" as they were commonly known then. Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." It was the old woman.
Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty". He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence.
It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him by the window. Without further ado, Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely.
The next day, Sam was requested to work OT and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight. So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck bus appeared.
Sam boarded the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." Even though, he heard it before, he still felt a certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.
The third day, Sam was asked to do OT again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again. But he obliged nevertheless since it's his livelihood. He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again. He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked. The double deck bus arrived, he boarded it and saw the same old woman again. As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old woman warned him again, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous."
Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was feeling a bit scared. He saw no one else when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down. Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously for something to happen. After 30 minutes, with nothing happening, Sam went downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying it's dangerous upstairs.
The old woman turned, stared at him and replied, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver."
During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work OT in order to meet a deadline due tomorrow. By the time everything was done, it was already past 1 am and Sam was the last person left in the office. He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour. He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop.
The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forestation surrounding the area. Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere. He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman.
The old woman was dressed in white samfoo and black pant, attire favoured by maids in those early days or "Ma Jie" as they were commonly known then. Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." It was the old woman.
Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty". He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence.
It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him by the window. Without further ado, Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely.
The next day, Sam was requested to work OT and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight. So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck bus appeared.
Sam boarded the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." Even though, he heard it before, he still felt a certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.
The third day, Sam was asked to do OT again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again. But he obliged nevertheless since it's his livelihood. He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again. He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked. The double deck bus arrived, he boarded it and saw the same old woman again. As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old woman warned him again, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous."
Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was feeling a bit scared. He saw no one else when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down. Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously for something to happen. After 30 minutes, with nothing happening, Sam went downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying it's dangerous upstairs.
The old woman turned, stared at him and replied, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver."
cecilialim
Active Member
hehe... levynn, i heard this before liao...
cecilialim
Active Member
very funny right? cos you create tension liao then sekali the ending so KNS haha!!
cecilialim
Active Member
yeah.. 40 mins more! going to rain heavily already...
coolgirl76
New Member
halo gals
Long time no chat...hope everyone is doing fine~!!!!
Long time no chat...hope everyone is doing fine~!!!!
aquarius_888
New Member
hi cool...where have you been to? so long never come here! hugs
aquarius_888
New Member
Good morning levynn and serene...me slept rather early last night cos finished all my VCDs, DVDs. Thought of getting Desperate Housewives to watch but still thinking.
Hi all,
We are sorry that the original thread has been corrupted and no longer available. We'll attempt to recover it this weekend from our backup copy which is one week old. For the time being, please post in this thread first. Thank you.
Regards,
Chin Leng.
We are sorry that the original thread has been corrupted and no longer available. We'll attempt to recover it this weekend from our backup copy which is one week old. For the time being, please post in this thread first. Thank you.
Regards,
Chin Leng.
cecilialim
Active Member
haha!!! skylar must be you la!!! kekeke... so many icons.. hehe
tot we kena banned liao!
tot we kena banned liao!
Wei... wei.... u all very bad leh.. not me lor... i very long nv use icons liao... just that wat CL said lor.. our thread corrupted lor... haiz...
heng i go tell CL lor.. u all see, i so on the ball.. u all still say me!!
Serene....
pls lor... no more corruption her hor.. or else wait our thread kena corrupted again.. whahaha....
heng i go tell CL lor.. u all see, i so on the ball.. u all still say me!!
Serene....
pls lor... no more corruption her hor.. or else wait our thread kena corrupted again.. whahaha....
cecilialim
Active Member
think we too corrupted... of all threads we kena.. haha!!
aquarius_888
New Member
Good morning ladies!