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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Cards Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving! the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

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The carlton palmer is not even a well known player - and talked too much. At least ESPN gets more well-known players or ex-managers.

Peter Reid more well-known but well with the little Joe as host, sian half already
 
carlton palmer ok wat, ex england defender.though he's bit of a crap player..keke

n at least espn had more tactic talk..tis FC one just talk cock nia
 
SO SAD!!!!!
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haha ceci. 1st game of the season lah. Don't worry, Manure still look very strong on paper. No Rooney nvm, got Tevez, rape everyone!!!

Some more Nani looked good what, like he play EPL a few seasons already.
 
oi...who is Raymond Cheok, by the time i look at this thread again in the afternoon, i'll b lost.

haha...

going off to work!
bye salsa...
 
Wah... I'm so resourceful!! Keke.. I managed to see Raymond's pic by using google images! Haha... Ya, not v goodlooking... quite uncle in fact. But some big shot it seems. Who cares??
 
yah yah! beri uncle.....not good looking
at least...jelly is slightly better than him liao
well...jelly dun look as uncle as Raymond!

hahaha........ *scram*
 
wah piangz....i thot i got chance to see some handsome man....but then i only see a AH LAO liao....can die lor...

like tat also got gal kena conned......hmmmm.....only 1 reason i can tink of....the gal is Chen Wei Lian frenz....also blind de....wahahhaa
 
No la.. I can only guess that gal is super horny but cos look like ru hua, got no sex, so when this uncle came along, she just wanna hump him liao. Uncle is the victim!
 
haha..hey those uncle kind might be lady killer ok!!..cos they got lotsa experience, know how to sweet talk..moreover, if in high position, got gd pay n willing to spend..he can get wat he wans
 
respect?.i would beat the hell out of him instead..LOL

wat i m saying is tat there're this kinda guy in our society waiting to prey on gals..
 
Wah, so fast you people got the picture liao ah...

Salsa, really arh...you think Jelly looks better than lao uncle arh...

How come I dont feel the least flattered by your comments??

GUARDS! GUARDS!!
 
powderful..
really ah..
i heard abt the user gg on since yesterday.. there was a debate on if user is he or she.. so u mean user is Lai-Mon ah???
 

Salsa..
wahahah.. I saw the Lai-Man pix liao...zzz
haiz.. nearly pengz lor..
not say I "Wei pei liang xin" lah.. but think ur royal bro better lor..w hahahaha..
 
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