A Place for Singles

[skylar]

wakakakakaka... ROPE!!?!?!

u mean urs need a rope to act as a substitute to deceived onlookers that "that" is the real thing izzit....

yawn..

 

[laundry_woes]

Use string laced wif broken glass. Then mass orgy tat time can sabo each other.

 

[crazy_guy]

tats the most despicable act....so check b4 mass org pls....lol

 

[powder]

laundee, i'm not into S&M nor Bondage... but do let me know your experiences... Ah Siao seems to have done it and now for next one, have to double-check n confirm. just get kite strings which comes laced.

skylar, rope for support. u must be thinking of 'A Fish Called Wanda" and jamie curtis.

 

[skylar]

Ouch.. Laundry.. laced with broken glass.. that sure hurts! whakakaka.. evil thought.. but its good for those non believers that they need ultima support!

Powder..
Shhaadduuppp!!

I can't help it when I see u using Rope in CAPS! so I guess it might be due to gravity that u r not able to upzz so a ROPE is called in for ur case..

 

[laundry_woes]

Actually, I think kites now come wif laced ROPES. Hv u seen the size of kites these days? U might as well fly a Boeing 747.

 

[skylar]

Laundry..

yap! hv u seen those night colorful kites.. man.. I thot I was in outer space when I saw them at night..

Siao..
tell us more about ur mass orgy experiences since u seems soooo rich in it..

 

[salsa_babe]

tell no use...show skylar and laundry photos as proof!

 

[crazy_guy]

hey, tis is secret okie!!....tats my hobbies..dun come expose me pls!....lol

 

[salsa_babe]

tats your Obsession

 

[skylar]

Siao..

come share with us ur hobbies leh... dun shy lah..

seems like our thread have been revived!!!

 

[crazy_guy]

hobby or obession still a secret meant to be kept w me...so no sharing pls...lol...

unless u pple wanna join in the mass orgy..

lets get the party started!!!.....lalalalala

 

[skylar]

Mass orgy is too much for my innocent mind....

 

[laundry_woes]

I think I'd rather go fly kite.

 

[crazy_guy]

innocent mind is meant to be corrupted...

lets get the party started..lalalalalaaaa

 

[salsa_babe]

laundry....boh jio? we stay near near to each other...get skylar along

We are more suitable for such hobby

 

[laundry_woes]

Onz. U all buy the kite, I play. I want the big big colourful ones. Nothing smaller than myself. Abt Powder's size will do liao. Heck, someone juz go kidnap him. He comes wif rope attached anyway.

 

[salsa_babe]

Tat will be too heavy..... I think we need to hire a crane for that

Who's paying?

Or maybe a kite with Powder's face? Can or not?

 

[powder]

tks hor... so sweet.

 

[skylar]

whakakakka...

Powder is way too heavy to fly lah.. for goodness sake! U dun want the birds in the sky to commit sucide rite?? lol...

eh.. i got try fly kite before leh.. but not easy hor.. nabz... I run like mad & by the end of the day, my 2 arms sore like mad...

Siao..
u like maciam damn high hor.. whakakakka

 

[crazy_guy]

wah, the powder will b v famous liao..free advertisement for him..keke

 

[salsa_babe]

you can suggest to laundry that you want your face on her kite too

but i doubt she will agree lah

 

[powder]

feel so victimised...

 

[crazy_guy]

skylar, i m always high n ready....operational ready...waaahaaaaaaa

 

[laundry_woes]

We wanna delink ourselves from u mah. Else kenna gang label again. We women stick wif each other one.

Or u can get Powderful back & we'll victimise him instead.

 

[skylar]

Operational ready???
gosh... u maciam like upz upz but nv away for very long liao.. oh noooo....

Powder...
dun ever feel victimized here at home lah.. we are all one BIG HAPPY FAMILY mah...

 

[powder]

ya u women... always like that. it's ok... i dun have frens here... down here it's all abt gender-play...

 

[powder]

skylar, it's actually most who feel victimised by me... not many pple here who have the ability to see clearly without the cluttering of emotions... over here emotions normally come first, then everyone will glorify their emotions and make it the only source of happiness for long long before they wake up.

 

[crazy_guy]

skyklar,

build the power to away mah...wahahaaaa

 

[skylar]

Powder... I think I can feel ur sense of bottled up Greviences eh... whakakaaakkakaka

 

[powder]

no lah, it's either u go for bottled or u go for powder form... not really greivances, more like a regrettable feeling. sometimes u see some things, u already know where it's headed 10yrs down the road...

 

[skylar]

the point is to wake up & since u already can forsee what is gg to happen 10 yrs down the road.. is this the route u wanna take.. if not.. then its time to change lane, swop path & do anything to improvise on what u think is gg to happen 10 yrs later.. rite???

 

[powder]

ya, so if cannot take the pain... better to visit forums less...

 

[skylar]

aiyah... dude.. we hv been here long enuf liao leh.. so by rite we hv also seen our fair shares of jumbo dumbo(s) ard..

life is short.. take it easy..

 

[powder]

sure! i'm only stressed by the property prices... most other things i ok.

 

[skylar]

what stress?? u shd be lafting ur way to the bank rite??

 

[powder]

no leh, small money leh...

 

[powder]

UPz...

haha dun play play...

 

[wjchiang]

u too "eng" yesterday har?

 

[powder]

no lah, once awhile feel like doing the UPz thing...

 

[wjchiang]

not boomz? haha ;p

 

[powder]

no need. got pple factor toothpaste into expenditure for business... dun need to add all these words...

 

[wjchiang]

i know not what talk u, me go kopi liao

 

[simpleman]

you all sibei eng is it..

 

[powder]

what do u expect a very tar-por guy to say?

"i miss u guys" ? cannot betray my make roots...

 

[alcifertoh]

Huat ah! haha nearly cannot find this thread leh. Si beh busy recently hope everyone's been well

 

[joyousonline]

hi all, i became single again. was married for 4 years plus but lost hubby to cancer, so back to square one. it's like starting all over again. some says it's good that we did not have any kids, so still carefree.

 

[powder]

actually this place that's for singles... is often frequented by married men like me looking to prowl on single women to 'kacheow'...

 

[joyousonline]

ya i thot so too. "being single" but seems like the pple inside are married. haha.

 

[powder]

yup, the single pple have a life... the married pple like me come in to prowl... the groupie here defunct liao... u should move to the other 2 threads with alot of pple...