A Place for Singles


Muz be Milo's. Got see his & Bedok's banter in the other thread?

Dunch want. I scared of mud. I got OCD. Obsessive compulsive disorder. Need to bring my own Evian water to bathe in if I go crawling in mud. Too much hassle.
 
G gal, i tot indoor one will be less harmful, cos no sun ray leh...or m i wrong??...hmm

wah, got diff cat of ah beng huh??..but hor, beng is everywhere in sing liao, cannot escape one..LOL

powder, wah seh, damn we very sperm key liao lor, higher than gum key std..LOL
 
G~gal, I watched tat episode too! Anyway, not my fault. Powder started the whole sperm brudder thing one.

So Powder, the biggest spermhead gets to be boss? But the egg is so much bigger leh. Females rulez!

Eheheh... Ya hor. Wat was Salsa doing in the Gents?
 
my offc very small nia...toilets are in the offc..
heard my male colleagues saying that there are tissue paper shreds in the basin...someone s*** liao never flushed and a brief was there.

Eeeeeeeeee..............dunno who sneaked into the office during the weekends? I was the last one to leave the office last Fri and I had locked all doors.
 
Yikes.. Salsa.. u sure is shit liao never flush and leave the tissue in the basin or..... :P Too gross to mention. Last time in JC, the guys in my class told me all the disgusting stuff happening in their guys' toilet. They suspect it's the cleaner.
 
laundry, the sperm swim round and round the egg and refuse to impregnate... see who rulez lah...

siao eh, u key-siao?
 
Pls lah. Got so many sperm. Egg can pick & choose. Mebbe choose 2 sperm & come out with twins some more. I passed my Bio with frying colours one hor.
 
wah piangz... tat's for THOSE guys... for me when i drive around, pple run up to me, sometimes banging against my car in hope of giving me directions... never needed to ask...

actually we have to admit tat Rubber rulez... they prevent both parties from meeting and anything from happening...
 
Ahahah. Good one. I've been silenced liao. I also admit rubber rulez.

Eh G~gal & Salsa, u all very wet blanket leh. Cannot talk about offerings, cannot talk about sperm & egg, then talk abt wat? How is shit & briefs any better?
 
hehehe.....it's RA but never stop you all from talking abt it mah

Can can! Can talk abt briefs....
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Salsa, I can get pretty crude with briefs talk too. But let's not prove wat u already know lah.

Powder, ya lor. Ur pet topic same as mine izit? I can score full marks on this. Drawing the male & female reproductive systems. My Bio teacher say I got Monet streak in me...
 
hi oldies + newbies, nice to meet u all!
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ah siao, am dropping my idea on tat egg car liao.. sigh..

ggal, u went for rdshow too? did u attempt to open tat evo door? my frenz tried, could not n suddenly the alarm rang! haha.. tat egg car v small indeed..
 
kopibin, wise choice to drop the idea of having tat car..really not worth it lor..

there's still lotsa cars to choose from lar.think about it n see if i can offer any help..keke
 
HI kopibin..no la, I didn't try to open the Evo's door. I won't be caught dead sitting in that beng chia.. haha.. The i car is really not worth it leh. For around that price, go and get the Suzuki Swift Sport... nice!! But I still like the Colt Plus leh... lots of boot space for stuff. Part of the reason for having a car would be to be able to save on delivery cost of bulky items, though it's not very often that I buy a TV or home theatre system.. haha..
 
G gal, u can buy the car for spinning mah...zoom zoom..............hehe

actually i haven sit inside an evo b4, cos i know i cant buy, so sit liao sure itchy backside...LOL
 
As if I have the means to get a car just for spinning lor... ha! To me a car is just a tool. Maybe when I am earning so much more that the monthly payment becomes literally loose change, then I can get a car just for spinnning.

Go and sit in an Evo 1st then say whether issit really so shiok lah.. "performance car" may not equate to "comfortable ride".. that's more important to me.
 
performance car is not setup to be comfortable my dear..its meant for racing!!...the enjoyment is felt right through the horses under the bonet...interior wise for most performance cars are pretty cheap, non existence..hehe
 
But isn't it a bit funny to buy a performance car when you can't drive without stopping at a traffic junction every few hundred metres?? If I were to be stuck in a jam on CTE, at least a Merc, Beemer or Lexus can help to ease my frus.. hehe.

Anyway... are we back to the car topic again?! Oh no....:P
 
like i said, its the pick up tat make u shiok mah....keke. n hor stuck in the traffic jam, its a relief if u r having an auto gear!!!..but performance cars mostly gearbox one, which is the reason y i ponder about having one..

ok, dun talk bout car, talk bout wat?..hehe
 
ah siao, dun know if you have sat in wrx or evo.. it is not comfortable at all. I have driven both (not my car) and yes, manual gears are shiok.. Heard the latest EVO will have semi-auto gear

And as all turbo car, it is a bit slow in 1st gear - will only fly when RPM closer to redline.

Yes, it is good to race - your blood and on the road. Good to show off the bengness......

That is about all to me. Maybe I am too old but I have passed that age. But if I have the spare cash I will get BMW M5/M6 (epitome of comfort and power - naturally aspirated). If not, for sheer audacity, Ferarri will do lah. Perhaps with spare cash it would be nice to have different cars for different days.
 
hi ppl...

this is really silly but...is there a way to nicely tell someone that you are not interested to watch a movie with him without going into elaboration?
 
How to remember? U DISSECT YOUR PARTNER WHILE IN THE ERM.. ACTION?? Muz draw cross-section leh.

Sapphirenite, tell him u're afraid of the dark. Or u afraid to be in the dark.... with him.
 
Hi Sapp, just say you're not interested. I always prefer the direct approach. Okok... maybe you wanna be more indirect about it. Then maybe say a)you prefer to rent DVDs and watch with your sisters b)movie tickets are too expensive c)your taste in movies is very different then rattle off some foreign indie film titles. Of coz, if this person is thick-skinned and persistent, such excuses won't work in the long run lah.
 
sapp.....just tell him that you have no mood for movies lah....
you are so much more polite than me. Me har...very bad....that time ignored the guy's calls totally. Too bad lor...he caught me at the time when I just broke up wif my ex..
 
laundry and g~gal, your ideas made me laugh. my problem is this is the same guy i went out with yesterday...the one with whom i had nothing to talk about. i'm hoping for a way to get him to stop asking me out altogether :P
 
simpleman, i have not driven n not sit inside those performance car b4..the wrx is having the smei auto gearbox liao, wont be surprised the Evo will come out tat to match...

of cos the idea situation is having a normal car n a sport one..but how many pple can afford it here right??..
 
If I were you, I would write him a nice note to say thank you for watching the last movie together the last time, but you are really not in the mood to watch anymore movies or go out. You can hint about your break-up but if you prefer to keep it private, just say you'll keep him in mind the next time you feel like watching a movie. Basically "dun call me, I'll call you".
 
I sacrifice. Ask him to ask me out lor. Wahahah... K lah. Enough joking. Seriously. Juz tell him straight. Sms if u can't say it in the face lor. G~gal has a good idea.
 
ok lah....both laundry and I sacrifice lor..if u dun mind we tag along.

but we take diff row of seats, ok? kekeke....

sapp....yah we know...sometimes it is really difficult to say no. But if really dun feel like going out wif him, then just chop chop and tell him
 

Obviously not cute. Else why sapphire dowan. Anyway, I not buying hor. I browsing. No need caveat emptor.

Oi, salsa, dun anyhow promise for me hor. U go urself. :P
 
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