aiyoh. can never please everybody, i tell you. but here are a couple of funnies anyhow:
if you book somewhere outdoor, people say: "walau wait rain how?"
if you get a place that is far away, people say : "walau how to get there, so ulu"
if you have shuttle bus, people say: "walau i wear so nice you ask me to climb on bus and go for excursion ah?"
if you get a hotel, people say: "walau hotel again. so boring one"
if you get somewhere near mrt station, people say: "you think i go wedding dinner i will take mrt meh?'"
if you have a small party, people say: "no big no small, only invite friends, never invite family"
if you have a big dinner, people say: "walau invite everybody then i not special already"
if you only invite couples, people say: "then my family doesn't mean anything to you ah?"
if you invite the whole family, people say: "walau must bao such a big angpow"
if you follow all the traditions, people say: "walau so boring"
if you do something different, people say: "what's wrong with following traditions, geh kiang for what?"
if you choose a simple gown, people say: "siao. once in a lifetime then she wear so common"
if you choose an elaborate gown, people say: "siao. think she princess or what?"
hope you girls enjoyed. not copied from anywhere you know, from my own brain cells one