Just had a lunch my papa as he brings back my mistress in one piece...so he suggested we lunch out since father n son havent got any chance to get together nowaday to have a decent meal. so i brought him to the famous Jin Long Resturant at Senai to enjoy the duck there...yum yum.
So as we were enjoying the meal, he suddenly asked me...(conservation goes like this...)
F : So when are u going to serve your littering offence at? (cos i got caught in Oct littering off my company van by NEA and gotta carry out my CWO)
Me : This sat lor, why u want to come n help me sweep the floor is it.
F : u shen jing, u litter ask lao pa to sweep for u...
Me : Then ask so much for what...(carry on eating...)
F : i thought u might need a hat to cover your face....
Me :......(wtf?!?!?!?)no need la, just 3 hrs...who will come n see me. but to think of it, might kana spotted by some close relatives.
F : i can sponsor u the pighead mask, confirm no one can recognise u...(giggles...)
Me : .......(wtf are u my father today???....)u wear 1st then i wear. siao.
F : Dont wear mask then u put on those SARS mouth cover, tell the officer u allegic to dust...solve the problem
Me :hmmmm.....(old man is old man, always smarter than me). ok lor then u pass me the mouth piece later.
F : (just keep on enjoying his duck without reply)....
Suddenly my malaysia hp rings....
Me : Hello...
Consultant : MH i tell u something, i caught your workers working in this area blah blah blah n spoilt my blah blah...u better ask them to careful if not i will fxxking fine u for the damages done...i have photos taken and u come n identify them later after your lunch...*krob*
ME :.....(cbz...no appetite liaoz)
F : what happened? who called?
Me : nevermind, just eat...
F : as long as u do your job, no need to worry too much...later i take bus back myself to singapore...u dont worry about me. your lao ba is jb king.
Me : .....*speechless* (ya right that time u bring me go horlan at jb still gotta look for your 20 years ago jb map, pls throw that away..)
F : ok i pay the bills n u go back your site...
Me : nevermind la, i bring u to the bus interchange...
F :...........
Me : ............
End of my lunch....
