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i cannot diam diam..........i m falling aslp leh...entertain mi leh......
 
skylar,

huh? Ninja suit??? Ninja take over 16hrs to reply one meh?

or isit the kinky ninja suit tat shows some skin?

oooh... u so sneaky... when u say 'Dart', most pple thing it's the sharp end... they never think of the olden day chinese type with the long kinky feathers attached at the end... u hor...
 
Joke of the day.....

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that
on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.
 
Powder!!

U hor!!! Always trying to "stain" my brain with ur "yellow" stuff leh.. cannot like that lah.. i am sooo purreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u know??
whahahaha..

kns! seems like now whatever i say u will deem it as kinky u might as well say?
DUH!!!
 
actually i silent reader... just too bad u ask pple's kid 'how long'...

u tell me lah, the opportunity open so big, how to keep quiet?
 
skylar, i will tell u how long nez time after i go measure(provided my son let mi measure)....but u muz tell mi u wanna noe the length of which stage?
 
KNS!!!

what oppt open so big?!?! u think playing soccer ah.. open goal si bor? then u just wack only lor rite?

Laundry....
I am crying my hearts out when I type this.. Dual Use Hole??? + tis is fun.. so saddd... u have chosen to treat me this way...
*remind me to smash ur plasma or LCD or watever TV in ur hse the next time*

Janie..
gam xia lor.. zzz...
 
wah seems some interest in this... i in meeting... can't answer just now... now i out, dun feel like answering also... hahahhaa
 

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