A Place for Singles

[skylar]

Now, don't be sad,
promise..i won't be bad,
bit scantily clad,
just following the fad.

 

[powder]

violet is the english name of å¹ç®«è... blow until blue mah... kekekekke

 

[skylar]

fwwaahhh blow till blue leh.. champion ah!

 

[skylar]

That little imp,
smaller than a shrimp,
lives in yahoo,
boo hoo hoo

 

[salsa_babe]

tat must be a blower~!

 

[pirate]

i cannot understand
what
you all say today... all
make me more dizzy
than
choppy seas

 

[skylar]

Pirate!

Today we are all rapping!!
so u cannot talk normal.. must rap like a poem!

understand?? if not I shall burn ur ship!

 

[salsa_babe]

pirate dizzy....boh wa larng eh dai ji
u want to understand us....you hmm zai si

 

[powder]

kopi leng liao...
teh mah pao liao...

lih ko diak bo kew(2)?
wa mah bo pian kew(3)...

 

[pirate]

noooooo~~~~~~ dont burn my ship!!
noooooo~~~~~~ dont burn my ship!!
noooooo~~~~~~ dont burn my ship!!
noooooo~~~~~~ dont burn my ship!!
noooooo~~~~~~ dont burn my ship!!
noooooo~~~~~~ dont burn my ship!!

 

[skylar]

wahh kaoz.. gor lai!
Powder.. Hokkien ah! zzzz....

Pirate!!
repeating does not EQUAL = to poem hor!
another dumbo!

 

[salsa_babe]

dumb dumb dumbo
have u any wool?

yes Sir, yes Sir
one ship----ful

 

[powder]

walau u guyz rockz manz....

 

[pirate]

the captain left the ship again.
just me and the first mate again.
i'm gonna get repeatedly raped in the ass by the first mate again.
until i cannot sit again...

 

[pirate]

hahahahahha salsa, good one!!

 

[latino]

"Larrteeennorr... They rappin' n torkin' like orh nang lah."

laundreeeeeeeeee, yr spwelling getting from bad to worst. you changed my name until i cannot even recognise it...you win liao lor....kekekeke

 

[simpleman]

good morning..

 

[crazy_guy]

morning morning

 

[salsa_babe]

Morning morning morning!

 

[alcifertoh]

morning all, mid week hur hur

 

[salsa_babe]

SIAN arh!

 

[skylar]

our usual round of good morning here & there again.. whahahahaha....

any more rappin' today eh

 

[unfilial_son]

i shld join in the morning greeting group also.. hehe
Morning all

 

[skylar]

son!

u late lah u..

FINE $$$

Pls give ur $$$ to Ah Siao!

 

[pirate]

yooo hooo!!!!!!
hows everyone!!??? ah the weather is not so good today, but hope it will turn out well later. yesterday was another crazy night, got drunk and did stupid things.... waahahahahahahha

 

[skylar]

Pirate!!

What stupid thing did u do!?!??

 

[pirate]

kekekke went to a mei mei's cabin to drink some soup. then after few drinks.. she start feel sad and cry terribly because of her family and the one she love... looks like things are not so easy for everyone who are out in the seas for too long... many are lonely and sad....

lucky now got internet la!! anywhere also can check email, can surf SBF, happy only.

 

[powderful07]

Wah lau...our thread really degraded to a good morning, going to lunch, back from lunchie thread leh...

Can't you idiots come out with something more entertaining? Can't be forever relying on me and powder rapping all day to keep this thread alive rite? Very tough to do the nigger talk you know...

Can I expect some improvements from all of you bunch of imagination-less people?

Can I be expected to be entertained by your comments after I come in here after a 6 hours meeting!

I expect....NO, I DEMAND... an improvement...

Stressed out...

 

[pirate]

aye sir!
how about i talk about my coffee cup
it has been accumulating coffee so long it is peeling off. the "skin" sometimes drops into the coffee and it becomes something like miso soup. like seaweed its chewy and tasless. mmmmm... goood... like i have eaten the whole country of a new bacteria colony... yummy

 

[laundry_woes]

Wah lau. Gross. Allow me to recommend the product called WD-40. U generally spray it onto the sides of ur cup to get the marijuana-high-doused-wif-coffee-flavoured-miso-soup feeling.

 

[skylar]

eh .. u dun talk sooo much lah u..
u r the one with the less contribution leh.. besides shit stirring!! zzz..

Pirate!!!
Wahhh piang wei!! that is ur KOPI cup!! I wanna puke liao!! YUCKS!!! MISO SOUP!! MY ASS AH!!

 

[pirate]

ohhh~~~~~~~ did you say gaarrrnja?? sounds goooood!!!!

 

[pirate]

kekekke skylar... wait till you see my soup bowl. wuahahhahaha

 

[powderful07]

skylar...

Quality not Quantity...

My one single post outshines all the dozens of good morning posts that you idiots did...

Buck up...

 

[powder]

when the King is not around, the court-jester plays the king...

 

[powderful07]

Yup powder...so stop pretending to be the king when I'm around...you hear...

 

[latino]

powderful, who do you think you are... some god sent creature???????? *puke*

i dont even come in for greetings.

today i just wanna strangle ppl...i wanna murder ppl !!!!! aaarrrrggggggggggggg !!!!!!

 

[laundry_woes]

When u're NOT around. Being king doesn't excuse ur poor engrish.

Signing off,
the Royal Anal (check the dictionary, u puny mortals!)

 

[pirate]

hey, latino... wooooosaaaaa ... how about some cold beer?

 

[skylar]

lol.. laundry!
u so fast sign off liao ah...

Latino! what is wrong..

Powderful..
eh pls lor u 1 post is good enuf to show us what a dumbo elephant u really are leh deh.. u think what?

pirate!
soup bowl pls?

 

[powder]

hey homegirl! whose poor engrish?

 

[laundry_woes]

Powderfully Urs lor.

Wat's a homegirl??

 

[latino]

hahaha skylar, guys will blame it on pms... i will just say... just one of my lousy week since july... hahhah... ignore me... i am just a cranky char bo for the day.... lol

yeah what is a homegirl? mind me...either my engrish is so bad or the engrish here is too good for a pri 6 education person like me... lol

 

[laundry_woes]

DUN mind me.

Hahahahah... I irritate myself sometimes.

 

[powder]

homeboy, homey... female known as homegirl.

 

[laundry_woes]

Wikipedia says homeboy means fwen. Tio bo?

 

[powder]

powderpedia agrees

 

[pirate]

my agressive soup bowl

 

[crazy_guy]

morning morning..

 

[unfilial_son]

MORNING ALL!!!!!!