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morning morning..........its friday...
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Majoring In



A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some
friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great
relationship," the wife explained.

"He was a communications major in college and I majored
in theater arts. He communicates really well and I just
act like I'm listening!"
 
hahahha

*Telephone Bill*

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...

*Dad:* People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone; I use the one at the office.

*Mum:* Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

*Son:* Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

*Maid:* So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones
 
CAT, i had japanese food for either lunch or dinner for past 4 days... today lunch had big prawn noodles at bishan.. and 2 crispy pancakes... yummy...
 
i had korean food...while boss had Jap

nothing much...just asked how I find the job...any likes & dislikes abt the job...the expectation etc etc...
 
keke.. cos he treat salsa very bad ma!

so good ggal.. can have really nice food there... last night i went to this jap place inside meidi-ya supermarket... the sashimi veriiiiiiii niceeeeeeeee... keke
 
Hehe... yest i went to Sakae sushi for lunch too.. they have this Donburi promo.. $7.90++ for 1 bowl of donburi of ur choice + miso soup + 2 mochi ice cream dessert. Quite a modest portion but just enuf for lunch w/o feeling too full.
 
dunno if you guys saw the news today.. but just post... i really think she not sane

Nov 2, 2007
EXORCISM TRIAL
Plaintiff accuses man of strangling her
She points to one of the defendants, but cannot recall details related to her past
By Selina Lum
HER voice rising, Madam Amutha Valli Krishnan, 51, became increasingly agitated as she pointed a quivering finger at a young man she claims had assaulted her at the Novena Church three years ago.
'The botak (bald) man strangle me! Strangle me now!' she cried out loudly while beating her chest.

Tennis coach Nasrom Abdullah, the defendant she pointed to, remained impassive from his seat behind the lawyers.

Madam Valli's outburst came on her second day on the witness stand in her suit against two priests and six church members for allegedly forcing an exorcism on her in the church on Aug 10, 2004.

Yesterday's hearing was abruptly cut short at 3.35pm when Justice Lee Seiu Kin called lawyers on all sides into his chambers.

Lawyers emerged after 10 minutes, tight-lipped, and would say only that the hearing was adjourned to Nov 14.

It became apparent yesterday that the cross-examination was not making any headway.

Madam Valli's constant refrain yesterday, in response to questions from defence lawyer Tito Isaac, was 'I can't remember'.

She could not recall the birth dates of her two children and she could not name the church where she was baptised.

She denied having worked at the then-Telecoms Authority of Singapore as a morse code operator. She had confirmed this earlier when her lawyer, Mr R. S. Bajwa, took her through her affidavit.

When Mr Isaac asked if she remembered the four times she had been warded at the National University Hospital, she replied: 'Where is this hospital? I've never been to NUH.'

He then produced records showing that she had repeatedly visited NUH since 1986 for various problems.

'This is my record? I was admitted to NUH? When, sir?' she asked, when shown diagnoses of her hysterical dissociative neurosis on Dec 22, 1986, for which she was warded for 28 days.

But she recalled her more recent medical history.

She named Dr Angelina Chan and Professor Ong Thiew Chai as her doctors. They treated her for post-traumatic stress disorder after the alleged church incident.

She remembered, too, being warded in Tan Tock Seng Hospital for 32 days.

On the alleged church incident, she told the court: 'I was tortured, you know, at Novena.'

Madam Valli appeared distraught yesterday. She sobbed as Mr Bajwa read out her affidavit. When he told the court she needed a catheter to urinate and was fearful of bathing, she wailed: 'I am very painful!'

Her Indonesian maid Aminah, 31, sat next to her in the witness box, soothed her and even cried along with her.

Mr Isaac, for his part, kept assuring Madam Valli.

'I'm not going to hurt you. This is the temple of justice. This is the safest place in Singapore right now. There is nothing to worry about,' he told her.

The hearing began with arguments over whether consultant psychiatrist Ken Ung Eng Khean could sit in.

Senior Counsel Jimmy Yim, another defence lawyer, said it was the usual practice for expert witnesses to sit in, but Mr Bajwa argued that Dr Ung was a partisan witness.

Justice Lee decided that Dr Ung could not sit in during Madam Valli's testimony but he could do so when her expert witnesses take the stand.
 
Arlo. I'm in depression. My boss' coming back to work on Mon. Sigh... Muz clear all my stuff today so tat I have time to deal wif all her imaginary work problems next week. :P
 
I actually did way more work recently as compared to when she's around in the office. Well, all good things muz come to an end.

Btw, juz in case anyone's interested, I managed to resist the donut monster while I was at Suntec. *haolian*
 
Ceci,
coz I go settle my own stuff too lor.. ekeke.. go shop shop abit.. ekkee..
wahh.. another update, u really like our own mini reporter leh.. whahahah.. good good..

Laundry,
hao lian leh u. so got our share bor?
 


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