A Place for Singles

[alcifertoh]

U haven see process ah skylar? hahaha

 

[crazy_guy]

skylar positioning mean, position ur best angle to take pics for customers lar..wahaaaaa

 

[alcifertoh]

Now now we are fa yang guang da-ing the oldest trade in the world... Zzzzz

 

[skylar]

HBH!!

now that u r focusing so much on the pdt ah.. still got positioning & process..

then must also take in $$ too mah.. like cost per shot! or see how to hit ur mkt well!

At times when needed, we are also able to have Conferencing (like 3some or 4somes) whahaahahha...

 

[skylar]

hbh!

really leh!! I see $$ flying in liao.. whahaha..

Siao..
sai lah u! take pics or for shooting?

not forgetting we must also focus on Marketing Mix leh.. see how.. like bangalesh biz we also cannot give up u know!

Must do Field Marketing then Channel Distribution too! like the discharge if distribution to mouth will cost differently if distribution to Hole lor..

tio bor?

Nabeh!

 

[crazy_guy]

wahaaaa..

u c..we have so many top brains here..how can we not go IPO soon!!...get ready!!...lol

 

[alcifertoh]

but before that we need some publicity... siao give us some of your photos in action.... then we can take the town by fire with our local Edison stunt. We can even have a fan club for you

 

[crazy_guy]

u r wrong..pple arent interested in me.they're more interested in the chicks...must go find chicks then can set up biz..

 

[skylar]

whaahhaaha...

HBH!
I like ur thinking! wooohooo..

Siao!! photos leh!! ah bor ltr u let us follow u at 7pm lah.. then we can do a montage straight up for u man! w/ or w/o sound effects?

 

[salsa_babe]

siao! crowding out effect is for ECONOMICS lah!

Before you can start any mktg plans, understand your Consumer Behaviour

 

[alcifertoh]

wah lao u never know mah... must diversify the services... cannot only survive on one product nia... We have to grow big.. You already have market in here liao leh... Theres demand for you wor right Skylar? ~_^

 

[skylar]

Ya lor.. Siao!

with ur body sooo fit!! waoooh..... most to most to rack in more biz.. ur boobs already so big liao.. u can consider do some cross-dressing to further rack in more biz ha!

 

[alcifertoh]

I believe there;s a niche market for luminous green g-strings as well hahaha

 

[skylar]

HBH!

dun talk so much liao..

later SON cannot tahan how?

 

[alcifertoh]

Then u can ask for customer testimonial from him mah duhz.... and futher publicise on it hahaha

Word of mouth a good mean of marketing vehicle hur hur

 

[crazy_guy]

HAHA.....y now become mkting me as a pdt?..lol

 

[skylar]

lol..
now the target like shifted to Siao liao leh..
whahaha..

 

[crazy_guy]

ya lor..machiam like setting up a gay club!!!.....lol

 

[alcifertoh]

We do all mah... $$$ shi zhuan bu wan de! neng zhuan jiu zhuan! This trade can also be the highway to early retirement lol...

Plus IR coming liao market sure there... We go exclusive lah steady one sure tan dua lui...

 

[crazy_guy]

wei cannot all do leh..i rem Michael Porter said b4, must choose one...if not stuck in middle, sure fail one!!...keke

 

[alcifertoh]

Wun lah actually we quite established liao.... we have the people and the customer liao. So with the nod of heads we can kick start straight away the first deal liao.

 

[pirate]

ok i nod head. you all can start

 

[skylar]

pirate,
u think u CEO ah.. u nod head we start? zzz...

 

[pirate]

i can never be CEO so now roleplay abit also happy lah.. kekekek you also can role play whatever you want ah.. e.g. queen of england? kakakakkakakak

 

[salsa_babe]

pirate....u dunno meh?
In singles...we have the queen and Emperor liao..

think Emperor is still 'touring' in Tibet....he will be back soon.

HBH....tho' we may be established....but then...do a Porter's 5 Forces Analysis.
知己知彼，百战百胜ï¼

Huat ah!

 

[alcifertoh]

See... we have mr body builder, pole dancer and role playing artist liao. A whole pool of talents and anytime can go liao haha

 

[pirate]

salsa who is the Emperor?? who is the Queen?? wah! soo shiong one ah this thread!

 

[crazy_guy]

we also need to do a SWOT analysis...keke

 

[pirate]

oh got body builder, pole dancer some more!! next time can open role play parties liao ah!! yippeeee~~~

 

[skylar]

siao!

SWOT!
whahaha.. i bet u r gg to say this! whahaha...

Pirate,
now that our Emperor not ard we can play punk ah.. if not our head will roll very soon man!

We have princess here too!

 

[salsa_babe]

I dun like to do SWOT....someone, please take over that

ah siao! u need to do stock-up luminous green G-string boh? Metro 20% storewide sales coming...can buy! Buy more!

ohh...not to forget....we have a princess too!
wahahaha........

 

[salsa_babe]

pirate....this thread where got shiong?

skylar....I am glad tat u rem the princess

The princess said she lup you!

 

[pirate]

so salsa is the princess ah? then ah siao must be her lau bu la. kekekke

 

[crazy_guy]

ya, i also dun like SWOT...esp when u need to think of many solutions..sian..

err...i dun think the dept stores here carry luminous green briefs leh...i hardly see them...lol

 

[salsa_babe]

hahaha.....guess again

 

[salsa_babe]

ah siao is my lau bu? hahahaa....

 

[skylar]

Pirate!
u just made me burst out lafting saying Ah Siao is princess lau bu! whahaa..

Emperor will kill u too coz that measn ah siao is his wife! whahahahahha...

no one like SWOT lah.. its an all-rounder leh.. kaoz..

btw pirate,
wat u working as ah.. dun tell me u gor ship eh hor!

 

[salsa_babe]

ah siao...try 'Cow Car Water'

you never know....you may find treasure there

 

[salsa_babe]

I think the Emperor is getting his troops ready.

one thing hor....the princess is the Emperor's sister leh! simi lau bu? Bu your tau!

Pirate....you are the Western or Eastern type of pirate?

 

[alcifertoh]

SWOT ah? Strength Weakness Opportunity and Threat or See Who On Top? lol

U'll have damn lotsa potential leh lol

 

[crazy_guy]

haha...pirates going to be hacked to death by emperor troops..keke

 

[skylar]

wahahaha... ya hor.. princess is Emperor sis meh? not Emperor's daughter meh? whahaha..

HBH!
See who on top! woooooooooooooooooooo

 

[salsa_babe]

ka phui!

 

[pirate]

i western type. i wrote in my profile le la, i train parrot one ma.
why must war?? we can work together to import luminous green g-strings ah.. i got the logistics. kekekeke

 

[pirate]

kekek salsa, so princess not you ha.... hmmmm... dont tell me is ah siao!!! (then emperor will kill me again, cos i say his daughter/sister got beard) let me pretand dead first...

 

[salsa_babe]

STOP pretending that you are dead! hmmpppp!

the princess is so sweet....so demure.....how dare you said tat the princess got beard



Goodie morning! Wet morning.......

 

[crazy_guy]

morning.....raining raining..

 

[alcifertoh]

If princess is siao... he has no beard but chest hair!

 

[unfilial_son]

Morning all.
Raining.. sleepy..

 

[skylar]

Good Morning all!!!!!!!!!!


Pirate..
u act dead then still scratch ka chng! zzz.. Salsa is the princess lah.. thick leh ur brain..

Son,
u missed out interesting marketing talk yesterday ah..