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i only have my eyes on the Evo....but sadly i cant have it..
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Ahhh... Mach, lemme advise u on how to pass ur driving test.

1) Wear short skirt.
2) Grab tester's thigh instead of handbrake.
3) Go for plastic surgery 1st if u look like Attila the Hun.
 
Hmm... I can't remember wat I was wearing. It was eons ago. Was I even wearing anything? Hmm...

As for surgery, I dun need it coz I dun look like Attila the Hun. I look more like Cameron Diaz. With an additional 40 pounds mebbe.
 
Hahah. Ceci, I din pass on my 1st attempt either. Think it was the 3rd. I had to garner experience from the 1st 2.

Oh, powder's into the gummy smile type? Erm. Fann Wong? I can look like tat too. Juz rem to add the mandatory 40 pounds.
 
laundry,
thanks, I needed the image of a not-wearing-anything Cameron Diaz taking her driving test to wake me up.

Come come.. who wants to place bets on me passing/failing for my first attempt on Thurs...
 
U forgot the mandatory 40 pounds. Clothes get in the way when u have pounds of lard to squeeze behind the steering wheel. Btw, I refuse to indulge in vice aka gambling. It's eeeeevil...

Powder, yeah! I agree tat Karen Mok's hot! Wld love a bod like hers. Which probably means I need to reduce my food intake to a meal a week.
 
laundry, depends on WHERE the mandatory 40 pounds are allocated to. =P

Oh, a pity you don't indulge in vice. That means I'll have to leave you out of the list when buying everyone drinks when I celebrate after finally passing my test.
 
actually i find her charming... she's got a great smile... she's 1 of the 3 women tat i would love to meet person-to-person in my lifetime... glenda has a great smile too... honestly, it's that glowing sincere smile... just a very warm feeling it gives.
 
Mach, if u taking manual, tough luck... i hope u'd pass but experience tells me it's not gonna happen unless u take up Laundry's suggestion.
 
I hope for the boobs too but it's usually allocated to the hips, butts & thighs. & alcohol's not a vice k? Wat kinda warped world do u live in?

Powder, u made me so happy with the 1st sentence of ur post. Then I realise u weren't talking abt me. Men can be so cruel at times.
 
thanks powder, but I know. Checked up the passing rate of candidates under my current driving instructors, and it's about 40% thereabouts. The average passing rate for private candidates is a pathetic 33%.

I swear the testers practise some form of discrimination when grading candidates who are not from the driving school. Bleah.

I'm just gonna try my best and see what happens. Really very nervous just thinking about it now, probably due to my own high expectations - which I'm desperate to curb.

laundry, suddenly drinking's not one of the vices? How convenient. Haha..
 
i'm basing it on gender, mostly from my many years of exchanging notes with frens... i'm not about to elaborate on the 'facts' tat i have established but it's like giving me 8 A1s for O'levels... my whole school will revolt, cos i'm a lousy C/D student.
 
students from schools take more lessons ma... my driving instructor passing rate was nearly 90%.. i disaapointed him haha... that day i took my first attempt was raining. sian... passed the 2nd time...
 
All the best Mach!!

Mine's in 3 wks... i think even if i put a life-size shu qi cutout between me and the tester also gone case.
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where's urs gonna be?
 
Mine'll be at BBDC. 8.25am in the morning this Thurs.

I pray the tester gets good sex the day before my test. I pray he gets blowjob en route to the testing venue.
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wow that's early... hopefully there won't be too many cars on the roads so you can change lanes smoothly!!

aiyo... u'r making me damn kancheong too.
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I fails 5 times for my theory. How cool is that.

Now I dont even have the time to go down to take it again... I may not have the confident either.

I think I am fated to get a Ahmad.
 
wah early morning test ah??..i think its a tough challenge lor.....good luck man...

cheery, theory also can fail 5 times ah??....haha
 
I am just giving MACH and RARA some hope leh... fail practial 2 times is nothing leh... I fail the most easy of all the driving tests 5 times leh... that is sad.

But I wont give up...
 
theory fail five times? Erm. *declines to comment*

ya lor early morning test. But circuit first right.. so by the time go out onto the roads will be near 9am. HOPEFULLY traffic's good. HOPEFULLY it doesn't rain!

And I hope, for f***'s sakes, that drivers that day will give some face seeing my double 'L' plate. I hate those asses who make hell for you when you're trying to filter lane on a 70kph road. Zzz...
 
cherry, thumbs up........so u still go for driving tests?...

mach..u gotta pray liao lor..its really ur luck if u face bad weather, traffice or those ba drivers
 
Orh... Mach, u juz insulted Milo & Powder & Simpleman & ah siao. They all make life on the roads hell for slow drivers one. Not me. I'm an angel. Esp when TP's around to watch me.
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BBDC shld be ok lah. Better than the infamous Comfort DC. Battling the Paya Lebar traffic gives u an adrenalin rush not unlike bungeeing without the rope.
 
Oh by the way I've always wanted to ask this, what's the icons on top of our nicks for? The double "Up" and "Down" blue arrows and the symbol next to it...
 
Mach, ya i kena horned a few times for nothing (even my instructor said so), twice by impatient taxi drivers. i suck at changing lanes on the larger roads too. I especially dislike the routes (1,3,6,8) on the CCK side. Really good luck to you man.

i'm not so worried if it rains actually. been raining a lot during my lessons. and when it rains, traffic is slower :p everything can take our own sweet time. safety first! keke.
 
laundry, I think I am one of those who cannot tahan slow drivers in the future as well. Problem now is there is a difference between a slow driver, and a driver with an "L" plate! Argh.

It's not that I want to slow down approaching a junction. It's not that I want to waste time checking rearview mirrors, sides mirrors, blind spots before making any turns or moving off. It's not that I want to 'come to a complete stop' at every single STOP sign even when there isn't any vehicles in sight.

I wish I could go faster, but we're not allowed! Yet. =P

That day I ended my lesson earlier and requested to drive the car back to my place to save travelling time. My instructor was busy trying to remember the route to take to head back to bukit gombak en route to my place, so I kind of drove in a 'normal' manner. Didn't deliberately control my moving speed etc. And afterwards when I reached home, I realised that it was MUCH EASIER to drive 'dangerously'. It's like, I fitted in with the rest of the road users seamlessly!

To me, the 'safer' you drive on Singapore roads, the more dangerous it is.
 
mach, when is your test date? what time? where? I may go and block the road for you?

actually L or double-L does nothing for me because I simply ignore them. They won't have time to react to me anyway. If they signal right, i will go their left.
 
simpleman!! mine is 10 may 10.15am at BBDC!!
can help me to 开路?
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if only everyone is like u when they see 'L' plates lor. those toyota crowns speed up when u signal to change lanes, horn u when u have to stop cos a pedestrian is approaching a zebra crossing, grr....
 
Mach, u can always jio us to open way for u... i'm one of the designated sweepers for convoy... can clear way for u
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B-Bride, my fren's sis took over 20times... so keep hanging in there. this is advance theory not basic...
 
Powder boy, mine is oni the basic... maybe for advanced I will need at least 30 times to pass. I nv study lor... just pay and go take...thou with my basic knowledge I can pass.. seem like after 5 times I am convice I really dont hv the rules of driving.... like that how to pass... go naked and take also no use... the computer no eyes to see and let me pass.
 
Aiseh! If you fellows really help me 'open road' then shiok. Haha.. But a bit tough right? I mean got to have one in front, one behind... And the car in front won't know which turns I'll be making also...

I heard from instructors that there were funny cases of 'fathers' who tailgate their sons' cars during lessons or tests... =P
 
19th April 2007 Thursday!

Circuit test commences at 8.25am, so I will probably be exiting BBDC for the outside roads before 9.00am.

Recruiting all 'road sweepers'! If I pass, remunerations include 2 pints of beer for each helper!
 
wah mach ur mian zi very big hor... so many ppl offering to help you... *goes sit in the corner* haha...

go and download the test routes and print one copy for each of ur sweepers lor... then quickly sms them when you know ur route number.
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haha... too early mate! i'm still in bed...

B-Bride... take a ride in any fren's car... go trhu every sign on the road and let him/her explain to u... Basic is easy becos signs are pretty universal... of cos it's very strict cos can't afford 70% pass kind of grade.
 

RaRa where to find the test routes?

So far I just drive. Never memorise any routes 1-9 or what. So even if the day comes and I'm given Route X, I wouldn't really know what to expect. Okay maybe that seems like a disadvantage, but I kind of like it. I won't be influenced by my own perception of how 'easy' or 'tough' my route will probably be.

But of course the downside is I would also have to be more vigilant on the road as I wouldn't know beforehand roughly where is the next turn to take till the tester says so. =/
 
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