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"But with no car, no house, no savings at my age, it's considered quite 'jialat' already."

SALSA!!!!!! WHERE'S THE LONG!?!!??!??
 


Eh eh eh... why biscuit tin and plastic 'long'...

I don't recall 'initiation phases' involving violence + extortion...!

simpleman, I need some backup here.
 
mach, it's useless now whoever you call for backup. your exclusive membership package comes with all those at a very good price of $9999.

*breathe*
 
Rat is what age??? *counting*

Mach, tin is for m'ship fee, long is for if u dun pay up... hahaha

RaRa, no la,.. no get away... just nua at home.. and clean up my sty... :P
 
"SALSA!!!!!! WHERE'S THE LONG!?!!??!??"

Why getting louder and louder!?
Haha.. Take a chill pill! How can bully newcomers in this manner. Tsk tsk.
 
IT'S TOO LATE.

I'm permanently scarred and the trauma will follow me for life. I will never be able to step foot into another forums ever again!

I give you one chance, you pay me settlement fees of $3888 and I will forgive you, plus take you out for dinner.
 
"But with no car, no house, no savings at my age, it's considered quite 'jialat' already"

I have the 'long' ready! A BIG one...

Rat? either 35 or 23
23!!!?????

No need to get simpleman to help you. He is on our side. RaRa...I am putting on my chopsticks heels!
 
mach, you didn't know you could take back what you said in this forum huh?
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Too late?? Too late for what?? wahaha.

Salsa, good lah, all our ga chang have finally come into use!
 
yes.....our ga chang have prepared long ago...in preparation of the holy man's appearance....but he din turn up...

His substitute is here.....
 
If by fresh grad you mean recently ORDed from National Slavery and semi-employed after being refused entry into local universities and currently awaiting news of my application to a private institution in hopes of obtaining a degree of sorts... then yes, I am a fresh grad.

How about the rest of you? Care to intro yourselves to the new bird?
 
whahaha!!!

hey... so young getting married!??? new age guys leh..

salsa today nvr spend a cent.. cos last weekend clubbing and everything spend abt 400 bucks liao.. haha!
 
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Why I kiam pah... I have displayed impeccable manners already ma.

$9999... Aunt Rara... you wait for me outside OCBC bank Raffles City branch tomorrow at 12pm okay? I pass the money to you loh. But.. you might have to flee the scene very fast. Will have matahs on my heels...
 
Mach, you're indeed young to get hitched... but then again so did I! Age is not a good yardstick for maturity... if you're ready, you're ready. But I think you shld save up more 1st.
 
People call me Aunt RaRa leh... if you consider me in the same gen as you, then you're Aunt G~gal lor... or you want to be one more gen up? haha... so the person you should ban is not me!!
 
Hohoho.. Aunt RaRa kena scolding by G~gal.

Tsk. Naughtiness.

How come noone's responding to my polite request to self-intro themselves to the newbie?
 
mach, guess you have to be a member first ..

For me no problem. I am the dirty old man here.

Probably your dad or your uncle's age
 
RaRa, just cos someone calls u aunty you must call the rest aunty meh??? Be careful you incur the wraths of the other ladies here!!

Simpleman, nobody likes to be called aunty... do u like being called uncle?? We shall call you that next time then since you befit the title more than us...
 
hahahahaha................

I dun look like aunty leh!

G~gal....that reminds of tat stupid man who called me auntie when he was asking for directions
 
G~gal, yes I agree it being better to 'save up more first'. But my FW wants to get married... what to do. And it's not like I want to delay it or anything. She's turning 22 later this year by the way.

Right now very very stressed with my life. Ho-hum.

Er, yes I'm in. But Rara never respond to my post just now about my $9999 payment...
 
Hahahaa.. Salsa, you're not suppose to mention that!!

Simpleman, Young Aunty conjures images of ladies who put rollers in their hair, wears rubber flipflops to the wet market and pple who q for 2 hrs to pay at John Little mega sales. definitely not the kind of things the chio ladies here do, right ladies?
 
i dun mind being a chio chio aunty... not many aunties can look chio chio hor.. kekeke

3 hrs walk around lor...lunch my col paid i haven't paid him back haha... then i left to run some errands...
 

Mach, why is your gf in a hurry to get married at 22!? Do you have plans to stay on your own or continue to live with parents (sorry i tend to feel that this is rather "parasitic")? If no money, who's gonna pay for the ROM, reception, AD banquet, house downpayment, etc???
 
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