A Place for Singles

[powder]

that's ADVANCED Computer Graphics...

 

[powderful07]

Yah lor...skylar...listen to our guru ok! ADVANCED Computer Graphics...

Care to elaborate more on the technical details behind how they acheive it in that ad? Oh Mighty One!...

 

[latino]

powderful, you still alive after that GONER fri evening is it? did you managed to get up in time to be the driver and did you managed to tahan till the evening?

 

[powder]

i meant With ADVANCE Computer Graphics, u can even make your picture look like Brad Pitt...

 

[powderful07]

fcuker...

 

[powderful07]

Latino...it was one of the most tiring day of my life...I only managed to catch a 1 hour nap in the Saturday afternoon

I slept 16 hours on Sunday just to make up my sleep...
and hor the wedding dinner got 64 tables!!!

Can you imagine arranging 64 tables of people for taking photos with the bride and groom...

End up only eat 3 dishes out of the banquet...hungry like shit after that....

 

[powder]

must admit it was a good one...

 

[powderful07]

I could have come up with a better one...

 

[powder]

too bad there wasn't an opening for u to answer...

y not u go whack that lady who wants to wack china gal?

i dun blame u for remaining single... some of these gals are scary... their concept of love n marriage is abt control, possessing n caging. u better Never give any of the women u're dating - my number... can't imagine getting calls everytime u late or dun answer phone...

 

[powderful07]

Well...since you asked...
I would have said "You'll need the combined Talents of Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael to make you look like Brad Pitt"...

Appalause please...that's a GOOD ONE!

already replied to that China Bitch thread...you read my mind!!!

Think will pass your number to those really horribles one...they could do with some guidance and advice from you...

 

[latino]

like real !! what most tiring day of your life??? as if you never experienced 'no sleep' during NS days ???!!!

wah your friend got 64 tables? where he held it? suntec ah??? kekeke

 

[powderful07]

He held it at Civil Service Club at Bukit Batok...big ballroom...

Cannot compare Army life lah...I'm a civilian now...

Ok, going to sleep liao...another busy day ahead...haiz...

 

[green_tranquility]

Powderful,
A recent case I heard was 2 sessions of 200 tables for the couple. I think the bride and groom will smile till muscle cramps

 

[crazy_guy]

morning all...

its midwk liao...endure

 

[salsa_babe]

Morning....

tat woman abit ki-siao lor. so revengeful...

 

[september]

good morning...

 

[salsa_babe]

Morning Di. how's your little prince doing?

 

[skylar]

Good morning all.....

super tired out today..

Powderful.. u look like Brad Pitt? Pls lor.. I think even Powder might be wrong here. simi ADVANCED?? SUPER ADVANCED also hard lor.. whahahaha.. maybe Arm Pitt can lah.. lol....

which woman u all talking abt? the one to send china bitch home one ah? lol

 

[powder]

haha, damn funny...

 

[skylar]

 

[salsa_babe]

maybe we need to gather the IT folks....plus scientists....before powderful can become Brad Pitt

 

[laundry_woes]

Would it be easier to simply blind the rest of the world? Eheheh...

*pricked by conscience*

Aiyah, u all dun so evil lah. He's a great guy! He sent me home leh. Never drop me off at Orchard MRT.

 

[september]

salsa, he is kicking me more often these days...or mayb i can feel his movement more often...

 

[crazy_guy]

how u pple say our yellow faced emperor until like tat!!!..in extreme darkness n in certain angles, he does look like bread pit...keke

 

[skylar]

Laundry...

Whahahaha... I like ur thinking! kekekek... in both ways! wahahaha...

aiyoh.. which MEN in the world will be sooo mean to drop a female off Orchard MRT?? So unman!! tsk.. tsk...

diana..
wah.. ur boy playing football in ur tummy ah.. kekeke...

Siao..
dun pray pray hor.. I totally agreed that our emperor is a ZHEN REN JUAN ZI ok?

 

[salsa_babe]

orchard mrt is still ok lor. better than AMK Mrt right?

simi ZHEN REN JUAN ZI ? It's Jun Zi lah.
Wabiang!

 

[salsa_babe]

my bro is 一个好人....hahahhaa..........

 

[latino]

yeah...salsa, i also say. powderful is a GENTLEMAN !! he never leave me at AMK mrt station...still so far away to my home. powderful drop me at my door step ok!! ah siao, can you learn from powdrful abit..how to be a MAN and look after ladies !!!?? you really lose out to him leh... LOL...wahahahah

 

[skylar]

lol..
ok Salsa, my chinese sucks! kkekeke.. Jun ZI!!!!!! heng he is not LAO FU ZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol...

 

[skylar]

 

[salsa_babe]

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[crazy_guy]

okok..me no leave the ladies at the door steps..but i leave them at void deck area, cos they live in HDB not landed property mah..keke

 

[skylar]

back from lunch... yawn....

Siao that is a good one! kekeke..

 

[latino]

what void deck? it's AMK mrt station..kekeke.

 

[powderful07]

Neh neh...

Bread Pitt...Arm Pitt...army of scientists...super ADVANCED...Bleddy hell...I so ugly meh...

Anyway, Laundry, did it occur to you that after you moved to SengKang I wont be sending you back anymore? No need to por so hard liao....

 

[laundry_woes]

*pat pat*

It's ok. Ur looks will improve by leaps & bounds when u stand next to ur Lamborghini. Anyway, I'm sure the magnanimous, generous, super great guy in u will still send me alll... the way home one rite? Not Dhoby Ghaut MRT hor. Home.

 

[salsa_babe]

Good morning.....the siao larng on leave today....no one comes in to greet everyone ....


yawn~ hungry.....

 

[september]

good morning!!

 

[powderful07]

Yah, Laundry...my home...you can take the train back to SengKang from Queenstown...

Petrol consumption from Lambo is too high to send you all the way...poor me...

 

[laundry_woes]

*back to suaning mode liao*

Cheapskate. Got munny to buy Lambo, no munny to pay for petrol. Powder, can u teach ur fwen to be more of a gentleman a not? Since he dun hv the looks, he needs all the help he can get in other areas liao.

 

[powder]

Laundee,

inborn traits are pretty hard to pass on. besides, knowing powderful - he's using petrol to make himself out to be the bad guy, it's not really the petrol... it's actually the humps.

 

[laundry_woes]

I'm pretty sure there aren't tat many humps in the area. Else get an SUV lor. The Porsche Cayenne looks good too. Problem solved. Muz think outside the weight... I mean... box.

 

[goooogal]

Morning.. just back to my desk after a morning of meeting... came back and saw Salsa's rebuke that I said hi and then disappeared Well...someone's got to work and make money leh

 

[powder]

laundee,

suv buy for family, sportscar buy for chicks (bboys' fav term), sedan buy for work, convertible buy for fun... anyway if drive u back in sportscar, u'll keep going, "see hump, see hump...." not classy at all...

 

[laundry_woes]

I dun have a hump problem. I'm not a heavyweight anchor like u. Besides, I look good in a sportscar. Other peeper will be going, "see babe, see babe....." <-- not the damn pig.

 

[powder]

C-babe C-babe, Mai-Hump Mai-Hump

 

[powderful07]

"Besides, I look good in a sportscar. Other peeper will be going, "see babe, see babe....." <-- not the damn pig."

**TOR**...

 

[laundry_woes]

Now u know how the rest of us feel whenever u biyo chio bu &amp; talk abt seeing Brad Pitt in the mirror every morning.

Reverse psychology works!

 

[powderful07]

It's not reverse psychology if I'm speaking the truth...

*straight face*...

Haiz...busy lah...I will deal with you later when I'm free....if I'm free...

 

[laundry_woes]

Ooo... So scared...

*sharpens parang behind my back*