Stole from skylar! keke..
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
>> wedding
>> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>>
>> Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
said,
>> "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful
to
>> each other
>> for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
>>
>> "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"
said
>> the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets
for
the
>> Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
>>
>> Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
>> "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never
>> come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years
>> younger than me".
>>
>> Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish
is
a
>> wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband
>> became 92
>> years old.
>>
>> The moral of the story:
>>
>> Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are
>> female.