(2005) Brides of year 2005
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Worry Does Not Remove the Sorrows of Tomorrow,
It Removes the Strength of Today.
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Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.
He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By
the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
It Removes the Strength of Today.
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Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.
He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By
the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
¡°Say, Mom," he
asked, "why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching
the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?!"
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¡°Say, Mom," he
asked, "why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching
the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?!"
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Biology Lesson in Class
During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class: ¡°Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied:?"That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"
Student:?"That's because gals have
breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls"
Teacher FAINTED.
During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class: ¡°Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied:?"That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"
Student:?"That's because gals have
breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls"
Teacher FAINTED.
SDL,ting and Daphne,
tks pals..haiz...i feel so heartache after seeing him suffer like that lor...really...haiz...just called him and he tol d me the wound pain cos they jsut draw out somet tissue... =(...
I hope he will be okie and the tumor is liang xing lor...really...Please help to pray for me if u can..tks tks =D.
Din see Jenn ard today hor...
tks pals..haiz...i feel so heartache after seeing him suffer like that lor...really...haiz...just called him and he tol d me the wound pain cos they jsut draw out somet tissue... =(...
I hope he will be okie and the tumor is liang xing lor...really...Please help to pray for me if u can..tks tks =D.
Din see Jenn ard today hor...
newbbi.. really feel the pain also lor.. so young
anyway, I think lucky the doc discovered early.. so it still can be destroyed in the face of the earth. Just like lao lee and siao lee.. both so long after their treatment, seems all gone liao.. stay happy and keep him happy hor
Here's something from my friendster:--
MEN
It's not so complicated...
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men with money think we
are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our
money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money are pigs.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat
nice and have some money
and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS
MEN?
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes,
and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with.
MEN
It's not so complicated...
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men with money think we
are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our
money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money are pigs.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat
nice and have some money
and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS
MEN?
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes,
and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with.
SDL,
tks pal...ya lor, we got to wait for the results tmr lor..haiz...really heartpain and sad for him...
Next thing is the charges for chemotherepy are ex lor =(....Anyone knows when I can get help from apart from the Medisave, Medishield?...
Daphne,
tks ger... i tried not to cry in front of him lor..
tks pal...ya lor, we got to wait for the results tmr lor..haiz...really heartpain and sad for him...
Next thing is the charges for chemotherepy are ex lor =(....Anyone knows when I can get help from apart from the Medisave, Medishield?...
Daphne,
tks ger... i tried not to cry in front of him lor..
Baobao,
yah lor, I have to keep a look out for the election result then I will know what will happen.
jellytots,
Have to cook every night, at least we know what we like. and we dun take too spicy stuff.
cutie,
woah.. yah in a way it is how the individual people taking it.. else live really miserable for preggies, everything also cannot.
yah lor, I have to keep a look out for the election result then I will know what will happen.
jellytots,
Have to cook every night, at least we know what we like. and we dun take too spicy stuff.
cutie,
woah.. yah in a way it is how the individual people taking it.. else live really miserable for preggies, everything also cannot.
SDL
*BISH* u to rubbish land... me not snivelling ard somewhere hor... Me just back from a farewell lunch... my colleauge from Sales leaving tomorrw.
Newbbi
Oh...sorry to hear that...but u and ur family must stay positive and encourage him the will the live on.... with the treatment, and kill all the cancer cells.
*BISH* u to rubbish land... me not snivelling ard somewhere hor... Me just back from a farewell lunch... my colleauge from Sales leaving tomorrw.
Newbbi
Oh...sorry to hear that...but u and ur family must stay positive and encourage him the will the live on.... with the treatment, and kill all the cancer cells.
newbbi.. hmm.. can tell me what's the est. cost of the therapy?
Anywan wanna see how to kill a cat? yuks!!
http://foxycurls.blogspot.com/
what an old hag! Hope she burns in hell..
Anywan wanna see how to kill a cat? yuks!!
http://foxycurls.blogspot.com/
what an old hag! Hope she burns in hell..
Ting.. but dunno whether real or not leh? I have also heard people make fake instances.. so people will roll in on the actual site, more visits, means more adverts being sent out, the owner of that site reaps in the cash.. ingenious ways of getting rich thru the internet.
Jenn,
he in class C lor...
Winnie,
my bro works in a subsidary of Starhub lor, dun tink the boss buys insurances for them leh...
SDL,
tink chemotherepy alone cost more than 10-15k lor...haiz...haven plus the med and xrays and blood test =(.
All,
Tks ger + guy...i will be positive lor...i hope he recover soon cos pains me to see him suffer like this..>my mum doesn't have any patient to take care of him lor..this is soemthing i worry most leh..cos cancer patient need alot of care and understanding lor..,haiz.... so worrying...
Felt that last wkend was the longest wkend i ever have lor cos need to go hospital, to and fro lor, then spend my time with my bro...see him so skinny =(.... *tears dropped*...
he in class C lor...
Winnie,
my bro works in a subsidary of Starhub lor, dun tink the boss buys insurances for them leh...
SDL,
tink chemotherepy alone cost more than 10-15k lor...haiz...haven plus the med and xrays and blood test =(.
All,
Tks ger + guy...i will be positive lor...i hope he recover soon cos pains me to see him suffer like this..>my mum doesn't have any patient to take care of him lor..this is soemthing i worry most leh..cos cancer patient need alot of care and understanding lor..,haiz.... so worrying...
Felt that last wkend was the longest wkend i ever have lor cos need to go hospital, to and fro lor, then spend my time with my bro...see him so skinny =(.... *tears dropped*...
Just a joke
A couple went to a sex therapists office at a reputable
hospital.
The doctor asked, 'What can i do for you?'
The man said, 'Will you watch us having sex, for your
expert analysis?'
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple
finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse', and charged them RM60.00
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would
make an appointment, have intercourse with no
problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you
trying to find out?'
The man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married. And we can't go to her house. I'm
married and we can't go to my house. Shangrilla Hotel
charges RM250, Mandarin Oriental charges RM380, Hyatt
Hotel charges RM300. We do it here for RM60, and i get
that back from "MEDICAL CLAIM"'.
A couple went to a sex therapists office at a reputable
hospital.
The doctor asked, 'What can i do for you?'
The man said, 'Will you watch us having sex, for your
expert analysis?'
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple
finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse', and charged them RM60.00
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would
make an appointment, have intercourse with no
problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you
trying to find out?'
The man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married. And we can't go to her house. I'm
married and we can't go to my house. Shangrilla Hotel
charges RM250, Mandarin Oriental charges RM380, Hyatt
Hotel charges RM300. We do it here for RM60, and i get
that back from "MEDICAL CLAIM"'.