eh gers. you intending to watch superman? i saw it last night. and i caught up with him for interview. thought you might like to know:
This very exclusive interview is brought to you by Pink Bunny, and by the letters P and B.
Pink Bunny: Why is your suit in red and blue?
Superman: Because I'm a true blue American hero
Pink Bunny: What's with the underwear on the outside?
Superman: Everyone asks me this. I was in a rush one day and the phone booth was extra small - it was in Asia, and the booths were all Asian sized, I mean come on, I am 6feet 4 inches tall! So it was really claustrophobic in there and I just wanted to get out quick. It was an honest mistake but hey, they fashion caught on, didn't it? I mean, look at Batman and Robin! (They're gay, by the way)
Pink Bunny: Speaking of Batman, why can't we see your nipples through your costume? He had custom made suits with nipples
Superman: Ah. Nippies - great invention
Pink Bunny: Are you a Marvel comic character?
Superman: No no. DC Comics actually. X-men are Marvel. DC is way way better. Let me explain. I'm the main star in the movie, yes? And who's my sidekick? Scott from X-men. He can fly too but he needs a helicopter but me, I just raise one arm and away I go.
Pink Bunny: Are you made of plastic? Seemed so in the movie
Superman: I'm the man of steel, not plastic. I keep telling the make up artists that
Pink Bunny: What's with the curl?
Superman: I was a 1940s superhero and the curl was a big thing then. Another thing my make up artists refuse to change. We have to move with the times don't we?
Pink Bunny: What have you learnt over the years?
Superman: To be smarter! I now wear my suit UNDER my dowdy Clark Kent wear. It's hot like hell (especially when you're in the Middle East) but hey, saves alot of time. Plus I no longer have to rely on phone booths. You know some countries do not have phone booths. In the past I had to fly to the nearest phone booth country, change, and fly back to site of destruction. Very time consuming.
Pink Bunny: What's it like being compared to birds and planes?
Superman: Planes are ok but birds? Come on, I'm in red and blue. What bird do people think I am, a parrot? A cockatoo?
Pink Bunny: You lifting all that heavy stuff, injuring your hands and arms... that must have hurt
Superman: Special effects my dear, special effects. But the hands... I have to go for manicures every day!
Pink Bunny: So the World Cup, what do you think?
Superman: China? Sorry, we don't get cable where I come from
Pink Bunny: Complete the sentence: My idea of a dream woman is...
Superman: Wonder Woman. Just look at her great all American outfit!
Pink Bunny: Do you think the lady who played Lois Lane was a good fit for the role?
Superman: Nah. I voted for Oprah
Pink Bunny: One last question. Any advice for our readers?
Superman: If you want to be a superhero, get a job in the media. I mean look at me, and look at Spiderman. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to pee.
OK no, i didn't meet him. but i DID write the above
