salsa_babe
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hahaha....I dun want to be the 1st....so waiting for someone else to post 1st
kekeke...
kekeke...
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salsa_babe
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let you be the 1st lor...kekeke....
not many chance since u only start work ard 9.30am/10am
not many chance since u only start work ard 9.30am/10am
salsa_babe
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not everyone got a good life like Skylar lor
salsa_babe
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eat so much lah!
salsa_babe
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wahh...really har....
the morning person not posting morning greetings anymore....
Goodie morning!!!!!!!!!
the morning person not posting morning greetings anymore....
Goodie morning!!!!!!!!!
unfilial_son
New Member
Morning all..
where is my siao-ge?
where is my siao-ge?
alcifertoh
New Member
Huat ah!
unfilial_son
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a bit..
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hahahahaha
laundry_woes
New Member
Heheheh... Our fave question.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side
of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from
Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves
to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either
against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is
much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens
should be able to cross safely to the other side.
LEE HSIEN LOONG:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are
advised to top up their cash cards first.
ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some
do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking
about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether
it is right for them to cross the road.
MAHATHIR:
Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How can they
disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross
over first. It is our right!
ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.
SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over
the road within 50km of the border.
Wong Kan Seng:
I am sorry that the chicken was allowed to cross the road. It was an HONEST
MISTAKE. Lets move on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side
of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from
Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves
to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either
against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is
much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens
should be able to cross safely to the other side.
LEE HSIEN LOONG:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are
advised to top up their cash cards first.
ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some
do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking
about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether
it is right for them to cross the road.
MAHATHIR:
Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How can they
disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross
over first. It is our right!
ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.
SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over
the road within 50km of the border.
Wong Kan Seng:
I am sorry that the chicken was allowed to cross the road. It was an HONEST
MISTAKE. Lets move on.
laundry_woes
New Member
SIMI? I'm beginning to feel like the laughingstock.
Anyway, I need a dose of humour lah. Starting to loose mine liao. My daily conversations are peppered wif @%&@*$^@&*^$@*($^ these days.
Anyway, I need a dose of humour lah. Starting to loose mine liao. My daily conversations are peppered wif @%&@*$^@&*^$@*($^ these days.
salsa_babe
New Member
she meant to zip up your mouth once her fart enters through your mouth....
let u die! let u die!
let u die! let u die!
salsa_babe
New Member
dead people? where got?
if she wants to kill..you are the number 1 on her list...
if she wants to kill..you are the number 1 on her list...
salsa_babe
New Member
yeah.....dying one....slowly slowly...will be dead soon
*prepare black cloth*
*prepare black cloth*
salsa_babe
New Member
no....i am referring to that pirate.....
he/she is a dying one...
he/she is a dying one...
salsa_babe
New Member
Kaaaaaa-Puuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
alcifertoh
New Member
Pirate careful before Salsa sentence you to rotan before the noose...
I just went to KL la. Got some course to attend there so was pretty busy. Anyway, read some of the baby threads.. v disturbed to know that S'poreans cannot be satisfied with all the new govt policy. if all these things can affect their decisions to start a family, maybe they shldn't be parents? Cost and maternity leave period can be considerations but shldn't be the deal breaker right?
laundry_woes
New Member
Incidentally, I was at a meeting earlier where a lady was complaining tat her Pri 1 kid has already had 3 relief teachers since starting school coz the teachers were taking turns to go on maternity leave. It's 1 of those damned-if-u-do-&-damned-if-u-dun thing. Think the gahment shld let us S'poreans die by ourselves for a while so tat we learn to be more appreciative.